"Hello, people! How ya doin'? My name's Cookie, welcome to our show here. How many people are gonna be playing the game?"The most well-known host. Started his career as the green-room organizer in Volume 1, Sports and Volume 2, before going on to to host Movies, Volume 3, the Netshow, the PlayStation game, part of The Ride, Offline, the online game, 2011, and the Face Book game. Also the green-room organizer in German Volume 1, German Volume 2, German PlayStation, and German Volume 4. Was The Announcer for the short lived live-action game show.
— Cookie's first ever line, Volume 1
Voiced by: Tom Gottlieb
Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein
Buzz LippmanThe least popular of the hosts. Buzz hosted Volume 2 and made a cameo in The Ride.
Jack CakeHosted the British Version of the second volume.
Quizmaster JackThe host of the German volumes. Hosted Volume 1, Volume 2, Abwärts!, PlayStation, and Volume 4. Voiced by Axel Malzacher in Volume 1 and the latter 4 being voiced by Kai Taschner.
Troy StevensThe host of the short-lived live-action game show. Portrayed by Paul Reubens. Currently the only host who has been seen besides at The Bottom at the end of The Ride, and even then, still the only host seen in full.
RaulReplaced Cookie as the organizer in Movies and hosted the Netshow.note
Other Gameshow Staff
DonnyThe organizer for 2011. He's given the task of explaining the rules, setting up the game and occasionally writes questions.
KimA fact finder in 2011 who would occasionally interrupt questions in order to point out mistakes in the questions or Cookie's comments in great detail.
HelenThe director in many of the games, most notably 2011.
ChadAn intern who is a recurring character in 2011. He is remarkably dimwitted and frequently annoys Cookie with his idiocy and his habit of losing the questions he's supposed to hand Cookie.
Chocky the ChipmunkA sociopathic cereal mascot of various cereals including British Chocky Puffs (which contain Squick blood sausage) and Chocky the Chipmunk's Allergy Clusters, which are about as delicious as Grandma's hard diabetes candy ("Yay...").