"Hello, people! How ya doin'? My name's Cookie, welcome to our show here. How many people are gonna be playing the game?"The most well-known host. Started his career as the green-room organizer in Volume 1, Sports and Volume 2, before going on to to host Movies, Volume 3, the Netshow, the PlayStation game, part of The Ride, Offline, the online game, 2011, and the Face Book game. Also the green-room organizer in German Volume 1, German Volume 2, German PlayStation, and German Volume 4. Was The Announcer for the short lived live-action game show.
— One of Cookie's first lines upon starting a game, Volume 1
Voiced by: Tom Gottlieb
Josh "Schmitty" Schmitstinstein
Now I hope you went before we left, because it's time.Hosted in TV, part of The Ride, the Netshow, Louder! Faster! Funnier!, 5th Dementia, Mock 2, and The Lost Gold. He also acts as The Announcer in 2011 and the Facebook game.
— One of lines he says before a multiplayer game begins in Louder! Faster! Funnier!
Voiced by: Phil Ridarelli
Jack CakeHosted the British Version of the second volume.
Quizmaster JackThe host of the German volumes. Hosted Volume 1, Volume 2, Abwärts!, PlayStation, and Volume 4. Voiced by Axel Malzacher in Volume 1 and the latter 4 being voiced by Kai Taschner.
Troy StevensThe host of the short-lived live-action game show. Portrayed by Paul Reubens. Currently the only host who has been seen besides at The Bottom at the end of The Ride, and even then, still the only host seen in full.
RaulReplaced Cookie as the organizer in Movies, Volume 3, TV and Offine, and hosted the Netshow.note
Other Gameshow Staff
DonnyThe organizer for 2011. He's given the task of explaining the rules, setting up the game and occasionally writes questions.
KimA fact finder in 2011 who would occasionally interrupt questions in order to point out mistakes in the questions or Cookie's comments in great detail.
HelenThe director in many of the games, most notably 2011.
ChadAn intern who is a recurring character in 2011. He is remarkably dimwitted and frequently annoys Cookie with his idiocy and his habit of losing the questions he's supposed to hand Cookie.
Old ManLongtime stagehand who still hasen't died (suprisingly enough), hosted "Old Man's Moldy Memories" in Head Rush, and is also a reccuring character, and is also the spokesperson for Old Man Essence in 2011 and Autum Dusk Feminine Spray in Facebook, and is supposedly Schmitty's father.
Chocky the ChipmunkA sociopathic cereal mascot of various cereals including British Chocky Puffs (which contain Squick blood sausage) and Chocky the Chipmunk's Allergy Clusters, which are about as delicious as Grandma's hard diabetes candy ("Yay...").
Milan The JanitorA character in Headrush who hosted Trash Talking With Milan, a question type which involves English and Grammar.
The CaptainA character in The Lost Gold who gets cursed after finding Jack Gold. The sign-in host for the game.
Billy O'BrienCookie's Ventriquism puppet and question reader of the "Who's the Dummy?" questions in 2011 the first iOS game, OUYA, and Party.