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Printer
The Host
Voiced by: Brian Hazen
The host of Object Terror, who has made an appearance in all episodes since his debut in "Parkour Idiocy," the first episode of the second series. Printer has been shown in the third and current series to have a Hair-Trigger Temper, getting angry at plenty of things.- Adaptational Backstory Change: In the first reboot, he showed up out of nowhere to host Object Terror alongside Computer whereas in the second reboot, he's a robot built by Computer to host the show due to his creator's laziness.
- Born as an Adult: In "Kings of Parkour."
- Depraved Kids' Show Host : He's the host of a deadly, Immoral Reality Show with a Hair-Trigger Tempernote . Enough said.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: He can get mad pretty quickly at almost anything. Even seeing El Nudelo Spider out of Hell after his elimination in "A Diamond Heist" sends him into an absolute rage.
- Hate Sink: Becomes this in the second reboot.
- Incest Subtext: Printer performs the song "Did He" in chapter 1 of "Kiloto the Minoto" to Computer, his creator. This was the last verse of the song before Computer cuts Printer off:Do you feel very rad?Did you cheat on your ex?You know that's really sad?But do you want us to have se—(Song abruptly stops as Printer is pulled away)
- And just what rhymes with "ex" and starts with "S"?
- Mechanical Lifeform: Is created by Computer in the second reboot and certainly acts like the opposite of a typical lifeless, unemotional robot.
- Mood-Swinger: Can turn from calm to extremely angry at the drop of a hat.
- Nice Mean And In Between: He's the mean to Computer's in-between and Honey's nice.
- No Indoor Voice: Should you dare provoke him, he'll scream at you in ungodly volumes.
- Personality Chip: In "Kings of Parkour," he indirectly states that his microchips are linked to his emotions.
- Running Gag: He's usually the guy to pay for fines/damages.
- Sensory Abuse: When he yells, he yells damn loudnote . This is quite notable in later episodes, especially when he yells at El Nudelo Spider and Smore.
- Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: Printer dislikes everyone to varying degrees but he definitely has a scathing, unexplained hatred for El Nudelo Spider, who really doesn't deserve this treatment.
- Suddenly Shouting: This comes into play given his Hair-Trigger Temper and mood swings.
Computer
The Co-Host
Voiced by: Brian Hazen (vocoded as of R2)
A computer monitor. He hosted the original series, but he's been the co-host since the first reboot.- Auto-Tune: His voice is heavily vocoded. He had subtitles in the first four episodes because of this.
- Early Installment Character-Design Difference: His design in the original series of Object Terror was white with a static cyan screen. His first reboot design featured a black screen with the caption "FRUIT JOKE HERE" underneath, followed by a similar design with an animated color-changing screen in the early episodes of the second reboot before finally having a gray, HD-television-esque body with a red screen that changes color as of current.
- Brilliant, but Lazy: He is able to build complex machinery, namely Printer, as shown in "Kings of Parkour" but for the purpose of hosting the show instead of him.
- Hidden Depths: As revealed in chapter 1 of "Kiloto the Minoto," he used to work at a chemistry lab until he drank an unfinished potion and got fired for it. Because of this, he knows how to make tons of potions, including one that makes someone rampant for 12 hours starting at 6:00 PM.
- Jar Potty: He urinates in bottles, apparently.
- Nice Mean And In Between: He's the in-between to Printer's mean and Honey's nice.
- Noodle Incident: He got fired from the chemistry lab he used to work at because he drank an unfinished potion. It is unknown what potion he drank and whatever it did that caused him to lose his job.
- Talking Lightbulb: Regardless of whenever or not he is talking, his display screen changes to different colors of the rainbow in the second reboot.
Honey
The Intern
Voiced by: SteamedMilk Studio
A jar of clover honey. She makes her debut in "P to the Fourth" the second reboot, where she is the first of the two interns and also the only female staff member.- Gamer Girl: Implied to be one in her debut since she apparently enjoys "yelling at children in Call of Duty".
- The Intern: Joins the show before "P to the Fourth" to assist Printer.
- Nice Mean And In Between: She's the nice to Printer's mean and Computer's in-between.
- The Smurfette Principle: She is the only female staff member in the show.
Smore
The Mischievous Trickster
Voiced by: Brian Hazen
A demon who is disguised as a s'more. He makes his first appearance in the second reboot, where he is one of the two interns. He's considered to be the main antagonist of the show.- Big Bad: His plan to steal the soul of every single Object Terror contestant and the absence of any other prominent villain on the show puts Smore in this position.
- Devil in Disguise: A demon disguised as a s'more, can't be more accurate than that.
- Full-Body Disguise: While his real form remains ambiguous, he is hinted to be a demon. The end of "Kiloto the Minoto" shows Smore lifting up the part that covers his face, revealing that his appearance as a s'more is just a disguise.
- The Mole: The reason he's even here, to begin with, is to steal the souls of the contestants.
- Rhymes on a Dime: His usual speaking pattern involves rhyming. Example with Mint's encounter with him
. - Scratchy-Voiced Senior: He may not be elderly, since we don't know his actual age, but he definitely has the voice of one.
- Spell My Name With An S: His name doesn't have the apostrophe which comes after "S" like the traditional spelling of S'more.
- Your Soul Is Mine!: He uses some sort of tube to steal the contestants' souls.
Contestants
Arch
The Nice Redden
Team: The 20s (Captain, R1), Bouncing Buses (R2)
Voiced by: Wuggolo
A brick archway who led a team called "the 20s" in the first reboot. He is considered to be a Manchild and one of the most annoying contestants on the show.- Adaptational Personality Change: He was way more mature and didn't scream much in the first reboot as opposed to now.
- Arch-Enemies: Definitely despises his two tormentors, Trowel and Beer.
- Berserk Button: Does not like being called a "U rip off" and would yell at anyone who mentions it.
- Book Dumb: Vocabulary-wise, he cannot comprehend big words as shown in his conversation with the newly-intelligent Mint.
- Cloudcuckoolander: He has more than just a few screws loose in his brain.
- The Friend Nobody Likes: Due to his personality, many contestants and staff members alike find him very off-putting. Even Mint, his best and only friend, treats Arch as an acquaintance he barely tolerates once the former gains Sudden Intelligence.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: Okay, not to the extent of Printer but he does get set off at the most trivial things such as mistaking Skittle's compliment as an insult and when he got slightly more votes than last time during elimination.
- Kick the Dog: He was absolutely devastated when Mint acquaintance-zoned him and denounced their friendship in "Kiloto the Minoto." Adding on to this level of heartbreak, Mint was the only one who actually treats him with any kind of respect and now, he acts nothing but condescending towards Arch note .
- Large Ham: Combine that with No Indoor Voice and you'll get this.
- Manchild: He acts and sounds like an immature kid. Mint appropriately calls him as such.
- No Indoor Voice: Shouts most, if not all, of his lines throughout the second reboot.
- Older Than They Look: Don't get fooled by his attitude because according to the "Bars and Beer" audition casting call, he's around the age of a teenager.
Beep Boop
The Annoying Robot
Team: Tug-of-War Trains
Voiced by: Text-to-Speech Paul (R2E1), PhantomJax (R2E2-present)
A robotic apple recommended by RetroAestheticz and introduced in the second reboot. All he ever does is brag about his so-called sexy voice and is utterly so annoying.- Alliterative Name: Beep Boop.
- The Gadfly:
- Hate Sink: While almost every mean character can be this, Beep's not a jerk by any means, but he's annoying and the most stuck up character, and is only to annoy.
- Kill It with Water: He short-circuits and explodes upon contact with any liquid, just like Flashdrive much more sense as he's a robot.
- Mechanical Lifeforms: A living robot apple.
- No Indoor Voice: His voice from "A Diamond Heist" onwards is really loud and grating combined with the fact that he often screams inexplicably for no apparent reason.
- Noisy Robots: More of the vocal than movement variant. His No Indoor Voice and screaming tendencies mostly get on everyone's nerves, even being threatened multiple times to have his voice chip removed.
- Non-Standard Character Design:
- Odd Name Out: He's the only one not named after his species. Instead, he is named after the common sound robots usually make.
- Suddenly Shouting: His habit of ending most of his sentences randomly screaming, wrecks the eardrums of not only the contestants but also casual viewers.
- Synthetic Voice Actor: He was voiced by a text-to-speech program in "Kings of Parkour."
- Talking Lightbulb: Starting from "Kiloto the Minoto", his mouth lights up either green or red, depending on his mood, every time he talks.
- Token Robot: Of all the contestants, he's the only one who's a robot.
Beer
The Aggressive Genius
Team: The 80s (R1), Bouncing Buses (R2)
Voiced by: Brian Hazen (R1E1-2), Pewners (R1E3-R2E1, R2E3-present), FusionAnimations (R2E2)
A bottle of brown ale beer who is also a Jerkass like his friend (and eventually boyfriend) Trowel, but is smarter and less sociable.- Adaptational Personality Change: When he debuted, Beer used to be an average guy and wanted nothing to do with Trowel or his antics. One reboot later and Beer Took a Level in Jerkass (also intelligence though it's subtle) which is why he willingly joined in on Trowel's escapades in addition to being his friend then later boyfriend in the continuity.
- Adaptation Relationship Overhaul: Beer and Trowel went from indifferent enemies in the first reboot to close friends and later boyfriends in the second.
- Anthropomorphic Vice: Yes, you're looking at a walkin', talkin' bottle of brown ale.
- Birds of a Feather:
- Black Blood: Non-censorship example, but his blood is actually the alcohol inside him.
- Early Installment Character-Design Difference: He was originally an empty green glass bottle in his debut before obtaining a green bottle cap, seemingly lime-green liquid inside him and a paper label reading "beer" in "Airport Donuts". His current design, matching brown glass bottle and liquid with a yellow bottle cap is as shown in his profile picture from the second reboot onwards.
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Trowel. Subverted as they were later revealed to be queers in part 2 of "Kiloto the Minoto".
- Hypocritical Humour: He makes fun of Trowel for being two years old in "Kiloto the Minoto" when he's technically the same age as him. note
- Informed Attribute: While he does show smarts, common sense and maturity that most of the cast don't have, Beer is not really much of a genius, in spite of what his label suggests, compared to present-day Mint and Whipped Cream.
- Literally Shattered Lives: This tends to happen to him due to being a glass bottle of beer.
- Nerdy Bully: While he certainly doesn't look nerdy, there's a good reason why he's labeled "The Aggressive Genius."
- Nerdy Nasalness: Beer is considered one of the smarter contestants and sounds like he has a perpetual sore throat thanks to how Lolpwnzies voices him. He expresses disdain over this.
- Straight Gay: Showed no signs of being in a relationship with Trowel until their unexpected make-out session in chapter 2 of "Kiloto the Minoto".
Biscuit
The Annoyed
Team: The 20s (R1), Tug-of-War Trains (R2)
Voiced by: Wuggolo
A wheat biscuit who is shown to be insensitive, inconsiderate, and can get annoyed fairly easily. She cares nothing but fist-fighting and her only two friends, Magazine and El Nudelo Spider. Made her introduction in "Airplane Donuts" of the first reboot.- Best Friend: To Magazine.
- Hidden Depths: She has a knack for fist-fighting.
- Tomboy and Girly Girl: She is the Tomboy to Magazine's Girly Girl.
- Tomboyish Voice: Has quite a masculine voice.
- Tsurime Eyes: Momentarily gains these in both chapters of "Kiloto the Minoto" when she expresses sadness during Magazine's elimination and exchanges insults with El Nudelo Spider for their fight club shtick.
Cactus
The Jock
Team: Tug-of-War Trains
Voiced by: VICT0Ri
A potted cactus who is a jock, as he proudly claims, and a jerk to particularly Recycling Bin and Coffee Cup. He made his debut in the second reboot.- Arch-Enemies: To Recycling Bin and Coffee Cup. He picks on them for some reason.
- Jerk Jock: As hinted by his label and him mentioning it constantly, he's a jock. However, he's also a Jerkass, especially towards Recycling Bin and Coffee Cup.
- Lethal Chef: He made a pizza with his prickles in it and gave it to Recycling Bin. And eating his prickles is apparently known to cause things like comas and the famine.
- Muscles Are Meaningless: In spite of his constant bragging of having immense strength, he cannot withstand the descending spikes which instantly crushed him to death when he was eliminated in "A Perplexing Massacre"
- Precision F-Strike: Many curse words have been dropped throughout the show. However, the one he said in "A Perplexing Massacre" is the most notable for being the first."Hahaha...obviously NOT! This is all so stupid! How could I get more votes than Wallet? This is nonsense! Also, everyone thinks I brag when I never, ever brag! All of this is bullsh-(Sound-Effect Bleep)!"
Carpet
The Third Wheel
Team: Tug-of-War Trains
Voiced by: RedBreloom
A laid-back floor carpet who likes to flirt with other girls. He made his first appearance in the second reboot.- Abhorrent Admirer: In his pursuit to find a girlfriend, he relentlessly flirts with Magazine who makes it very clear that she hates his guts. However, unlike most examples, he backs down once Stapler became his girlfriend and hasn't bother Magazine since.
- Affectionate Nickname: Calls his girlfriend, Stapler, his "Bae".
- Casanova Wannabe: He had tried asking Magazine out for a date, and implied to have asked Biscuit as well to no avail. Surprisingly, he manages to score a date with Stapler and is currently her boyfriend.
- Characterization Marches On:
- Desperately Craves Affection: He was obsessed with getting a girlfriend for the first two episodes of the second reboot and had considered killing himself if he couldn't find one. He managed to go on a date with Stapler after bribing her and has been a couple since then.
- Official Couple: With Stapler after "A Diamond Heist".
- Savvy Guy, Energetic Girl: The Savvy Guy to Stapler's Energetic Girl.
Coffee Cup
The Helping Hand
Team: Tug-of-War Trains
Voiced by: BlackWhiteWarrior (R2E1-R2E2), Maxwell Hall (R2E3-present)
A friendly teacup who has what seems to be coffee inside him, but it is actually solid. He debuted in the second reboot.- Arch-Enemies: He has beef with Cactus who antagonizes him and Recycling Bin for no good reason.
- Alliterative Name: Coffee Cup.
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Recycling Bin.
- Irrational Hatred: Gets this from Fart and Mint in spite of generally being nice to everyone. Flash Drive had stated it's because of their low intelligence which makes them hate Coffee Cup.
- Nice Guy: He helps people. That's his label.
- Your Face A-Splode: His death in "P to the Fourth." And no, contrary to what they tell you, that red stuff is NOT coffeenote .
El Nudelo Spider
The Unfair Joiner
Team: The 20s (R1), Tug-of-War Trains (R2)
Voiced by: LennyNoLennie
A spider that resembles one of Brian Hazen's other characters, El Nudelo. He first appears in the first reboot.- The Baby of the Bunch: According to the audition cast call for "Bars and Beer," he's around the age of a child.
- Censored Child Death: Surprisingly subverted.
- Friendly Neighborhood Spider: He is a spider, as stated in his name, and is one of the nicer characters in the show.
- Four-Legged Spider: As this trope implies, El Nudelo Spider has 4 legs instead of the standard 8.
- Nonstandard Character Design: He is the only contestant on the show who isn't an object but rather an arachnid version of El Nudelo, Brain Hazen's character from another series.
- Only One Finds It Fun: Treats his time in hell as a vacation, enjoying the continuously burning environment and screams of bloody murder.
- Perpetual Smiler: No matter how he's feeling, he always has a smile on his face.
Fart
The Silent But Deadly
Team: The 20s (R1), Bouncing Buses (R2)
Voiced by: Wuggolo
A fart cloud who was introduced in the original series as a recommended character that eventually made it on the show in episode 6. Usually seen as unintelligent but playful and likes to play football with Road Sign.- Best Friend: To Road Sign.
- Bloodless Carnage: Rather than turning into Ludicrous Gibs upon dying, like most characters on the show, he simply dissipates on account of being a cloud of flatulence.
- The Ditz: He's one of the dumbest characters on the show.
- Dumb Is Good: Not the brightest bulb in the shed but makes it up in heart.
- Manchild: Despite haven been stated by Word of God to be a young adult and later a middle-aged man, Fart's playful nature can make one see him as this, although to a lesser extent than Arch.
- Self-Duplication: He's able to make copies of himself, as seen in "Kings of Parkour."
- Token Good Teammate: While most male characters can be hateful jerks, Fart is the opposite.
Flash Drive
The Annoyed Hipster
Team: The 80s (R1), Bouncing Buses (R2)
Voiced by: Waves Of Red
A storage flash drive that made his debut in the first reboot.- Early Installment Character-Design Difference: He used to have a text reading "Legoboynj" and then an additional iD logo on his body until it was removed altogether as of now.
- Enraged by Idiocy: Downplayed example, he can't tolerate the weird characters on the show, especially Mint, and is easily annoyed by their antics.
- Granola Guy: He's the hippie. Why hipster is part of his label.
- Kill It with Water: As he is partially electronic, Flash Drive easily short-circuits and dies upon coming into contact with water.
Magazine
The Fanatic
Team: The 80s (R1), Tug-of-War Trains (R2)
Voiced by: Brian Hazen, Alex Canine (R2E4)
A fashion magazine who made her first appearance in the first reboot. A stereotypical teenage girl if you will.- Best Friend: To Biscuit.
- Does Not Like Men: She seems adverse to interacting with the male contestants. Most notable examples are Carpet (keeps hitting on her), Wallet (dishes out insulting unfunny jokes and/or death threats to everyone), and Mint (very bleeping annoying).
- Phoneaholic Teenager: Spends most of her waking hours on the phone.
- Tomboy and Girly Girl: She is the Girly Girl to Biscuit's Tomboy.
Mint
The Random
Team: The 20s (R1), Bouncing Buses (R2)
Voiced by: Brian Hazen
A circular breath mint who first appears in the first reboot and appeared for the first three episodes with a living unibrow before he shaved it off near the end of "P to the Fourth."- Big Ol' Unibrow: Type II. He used to have a living unibrow, but he shaved it off in "P to the Fourth."
- The Ditz: Mint was this until Smore stole his soul. Then he became The Smart Guy.
- Dumbass No More: He certainly isn't the moron he used to be.
- Inexplicably Identical Individuals: Across works, he looks and acts (at first) similar to Breath Mint from Object Invasion even though it was never referenced in-series. Could possibly be the fact Fusion, the creator of Object Invasion is friends with Brian.
- Only Friend: To Arch even though Mint doesn't see him as a friend anymore.
- The Smart Guy: He is this as of current.
- Sphere Eyes: Type 2. Even after the personality change, he still has these large, circular eyes with black pupils.
- Sudden Intelligence: Somehow getting your soul stolen by a demon can make you a genius overnight. This results in Mint having a bigger vocabulary and constantly chiding Arch of his childishness although this doesn't explain how he
has a secret laboratory before the incident. - We Used to Be Friends: After Mint had his soul stolen by Smore midway through chapter 2 of Kiloto the Minoto, he refers to Arch as an acquaintance, not remembering the short-lived time they were best friends.
Paint
The Risker
Team: Tug-of-War Trains
Voiced by: Meganime (R2E1-R2E4), Brian Hazen (R2E5-present)
A bottle of red paint who first appears in the second reboot.- Deadpan Snarker: High on snark, low on deadpan.
- Early Installment Character-Design Difference: At first he had a label reading 'PAINT' before the logo changed to a paint splatter followed by a bigger paint splatter.
- Running Gag: He has made this face at least once per episode since "P to the Fourth"
- Unexplained Accent: Has an Egyptian accent due to his voice actor, Meganime, hailing from Egypt (although it unexpectedly became unidentified as Brian took over the role in "Kiloto the Minoto").
- Vitriolic Best Buds: With Whipped Cream. They barely get along, especially when his snarking gets on Whipped Cream's nerves, but somehow stayed friends since 2009.
Plug
The Disturbing
Team: The 20s (R1), Bouncing Buses (R2)
Voiced by: KevinOnTheWeb
An electric plug who debuts in the first reboot. He is usually seen alone and gets bullied just as often.- Out of Focus: He has the least amount of screentime out of all the contestants throughout both rebootsnote
- Shrinking Violet: He is very nice, but also quite shy and awkward.
- The Speechless: Used to be this in the first reboot of the show, due to losing his vocal cords when he was seven, before it was retconned in the second reboot.
Recycling Bin
The Sarcastic
Team: The 80s (R1), Tug-of-War Trains (R2)
Voiced by: WoopDoo
A recycling bin who first appears in the first reboot.- Arch-Enemies: He has beef with Cactus antagonizes him and Coffee Cup for no good reason.
- Afraid of Blood: He has hemophobia because of an incident in his 7th-grade health class.
- Does Not Know His Own Strength: Learn this the hard way once he causes Coffee Cup's demise with a crushing Bear Hug in chapter 2 of "Kiloto the Minoto".
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Coffee Cup.
- Non-Indicative Label: Despite being labeled "The Sarcastic," he only said a single sarcastic comment on the show in "P to the Fourth" to Cactus.
- Skewed Priorities: Decides that the best time to score a 3-pointer was in the midst of being chased by an Ax-Crazy, homicidal minotaur in "Kiloto the Minoto."
Road Sign
The Caring
Team: The 80s (R1), Bouncing Buses (R2)
Voiced by: Brian Hazen (R1E1-2, R2E1), The Milk Guy (R1E3, R2E2-R2E4), Fusion Animations (R2E1), Jacob Fairclough (R2E5-Present)
A metal road sign introduced as a recommended character by UpArrow in the original series and later on joined the game. Road Sign is a caring individual, being friends with almost everyone and helping her teammates in need.- Best Friend: To Fart.
- Bloodless Carnage: She doesn't bleed in "Kiloto the Minoto" when she gets an ax lodged in her forehead by Chris. This presumably makes her one of the few characters that can't bleed whereas everyone else suffers from constantly turning into bloody, Ludicrous Gibs.
- Gender Bender: She was originally male, but later installments of the show started referring to her as female.
- Nice Girl: She's The Caring, after all.
- Unexplained Accent: It didn't help that she had three different accents over the course of the show due to switching voice actors of different nationalities, the first being American (Brian Hazen), then Filipino (The Milk Guy), American again and then Filipino once more before finally settling on British (Jacob Fairclough).
Skittle
The Hype
Team: The 20s (R1), Bouncing Buses (Captain, R2)
Voiced by: JLin
A Skittle who debuted in the second episode of the first reboot near the end, and officially became a contestant in the third episode. She leads the Bouncy Buses in the second reboot. Often shown as red in official artwork as well as the show's opening, but she is able to change between five colorsnote via dying and being revived.- Catchphrase: An excited "Woo-hoo! We won!" when her team, fittingly, wins the episode's challenge.
- Cloudcuckoolander: Extremely hyper, as indicated by her label.
- Early-Bird Cameo: Makes an appearance in the stinger of "Games and Gems" prior to debuting as a contestant an episode later.
- Genki Girl: She isn't called "The Hype" for nothing.
- Hey, That's My Line!: Says this verbatim when Stapler stole her Catchphrase at the end of "Kiloto the Minoto".
- I'm a Skittleitarian: Skittles are her Trademark Favorite Food, and she'll happily scoff down an entire packet or even a Skittle taco in one bite.
- The Leader: Leads the Bouncy Buses.
- Trademark Favourite Food: Skittles, as strange as it sounds...
Stapler
The MLG Gansta
Team: The 80s (R1), Tug-of-War Trains (Captain, R2)
Voiced by: Ian Woodside (Blundue)
A tomboyish office stapler who first appeared in the third episode of the first reboot. She's quite enthusiastic and acts all cool by using Memetic Mutation slang.- Cloudcuckoolander: Being an 'MLG gangster' type of character, this is a given.
- Cool Shades: Has a pair of these.
- Official Couple: With Carpet since "A Diamond Heist".
- Savvy Guy, Energetic Girl: The Energetic Girl to Carpet's Savvy Guy.
- The Leader: Leads the Tug-of-War Trains.
- Tomboyish Voice: Has a deepish, raspy voice.
- Totally Radical: Acts like the cool kid of the cast and incorporates memes into her dialogue along with the appropriate expressions.
- What Does She See in Him?: Being together with Carpet makes Biscuit and Magazine certainly think so given his initial status as a desperate Casanova Wannabe towards the latter two. However, Stapler is always quick to defend him and their relationship is surprisingly functional by the show's standards.
Trowel
The Jerk
Team: The 80s (R1), Bouncing Buses (R2)
Voiced by: Brain Hazen (R1E1), 100dcx (R1E2-present)
A Jerkass garden trowel introduced in the first reboot. Trowel, when not bullying Arch or causing general mischief with his best-friend-turned-boyfriend Beer, usually comes up with cockamamie schemes that tend to backfire. He speaks with a Romanian accent.- Adaptational Karma: Trowel never received any punishment, besides putting his team up for elimination (which he didn't get eliminated anyway), for stealing the Tombnesian Diamond in "Games and Gems" of the first reboot. Come "A Diamond Heist" (a remake of aforementioned episode above), he is sent to prison alongside Beer, Cactus, and Wallet for the same reason.
- Adaptation Relationship Overhaul: In the first reboot, he treats Beer like any other character he interacted with, poorly and harshly. He even killed Beer twice for disagreeing with him. However, the second reboot has both of them established as inseparable friends and later boyfriends as of "Kiloto the Minoto".
- Berserk Button: Definitely doesn't take lightly to anyone calling him two years old, his real age, and making fun of it.
- Birds of a Feather:
- Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Beer. Subverted as they were later revealed to be queers in chapter 2 of "Kiloto the Minoto".
- Jerkass: As evidenced by his label.
- Manchild: Not to the extent of Arch but he can be at times. Helps that he's canonically around two years old.
- Straight Gay: Prior to chapter 2 of "Kiloto the Minoto," he and Beer looked to be Heterosexual Life-Partners with no signs of an intimate relationship. Once that chapter rolled around, they unexpectedly, kissed.
- Twofer Token Minority: His accent suggests that he's from Romania along with being homosexual as revealed in "Kiloto the Minoto."
- Unexplained Accent: Trowel had a raspy voice in the first reboot's first episode before acquiring his Romanian accent for the rest of the series.
- Younger Than They Look: Even though he's mentally around teen to adult age, he's actually two years old.
Wallet
The Serial Killer
Team: The 80s (Captain, R1), Bouncing Buses (R2)
Voiced by: Brian Hazen
A leather wallet who first appeared in the original series which he won. While he is one of the three characters to be contestants in all installments of the show, he's the only one to have a placement in each installment. He is also the Series Mascot.- Adaptational Villainy: He became a lot meaner, and outright stated to be a serial killer, in the second reboot.
- Flat Character: He was this until the second reboot. His lack of personality is what led to him being the first out in the first reboot, and (ironically) his new personality is also what caused his elimination in the second reboot.
- Irony: He absolutely hated it when someone calls him retarded in the first reboot but wound up freely calling the very same insult to others in the second reboot.
- Jerkass: His unfunny jokes hurt people, he threatens people that he will kill them, no wonder the viewers had voted him off.
- Mascot Villain: He is the series' official mascot and is definitely evil.
- No Sense of Humour: He makes the same offensive joke to people with the punchline that they are retarded.
- Serial Killer: That's his label.
Whipped Cream
The Hacker
Team: Tug-of-War Trains
Voiced by: Rival Race
A tub of whipped cream who is very smart, but most people don't think so. He debuts in the second reboot.- Early Installment Character-Design Difference: The label on his body used to read 'Rediwhip' with the quote "Whip Me Baby One More Time" down below. Episode 4 of the second reboot changed the font and removed the quote before the next episode replaced the label entirely with a generic red oval design.
- Gadgeteer Genius: He's able to make tech such as a mind-control device used to make people slap themselves.
- Smarter Than You Look: Nobody, not even his best friend Paint, believes that he is able to make all those gadgets and has the smarts to do so.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: With Paint. They barely get along, especially when Paint's snarking gets on Whipped Cream's nerves, but somehow stayed friends since 2009.
Past contestants
In General
- Sequel Non-Entity: They never appeared again after their respective shows and reboots except for Blue Drago.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: None of them had done anything remotely interesting or had a concrete personality prior to the second reboot.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: All of these contestants, with the exception of Blue Drago, disappeared from the face of the earth once the second reboot rolled around.
First Reboot
A
Voiced by: Brian Hazen(R1E1-R1E2), FusionAnimations (R1E3)
The letter "A" of the alphabet and had been on the shortly-lived team, The 20s.- Anthropomorphic Typography: As expected from the first letter of the alphabet.
- One-Letter Name: An alphabet letter named "A".
B
Voiced by: Brian Hazen (R1E1-R1E2), Rival Race (R1E3)
The letter "B" of the alphabet and had been on the shortly-lived team, The 80s.- Anthropomorphic Typography: As expected from the second letter of the alphabet.
- One-Letter Name: An alphabet letter named "B".
Blue Drago
Voiced by: Wuggolo
A dragon figurine and had been on the shortly-lived team, The 80s. He was the only first reboot debuter in "Airplane Donuts" who didn't make it to the second reboot.- Nice Guy: He's quite friendly and apparently the only person to not trigger Printer in any way.
- The Cameo: Makes an appearance in part 1 of Kiloto the Minoto
- Expy: He’s a recolor of Drago from Object Lockdown.
C
Voiced by: Brian Hazen
The letter "C" of the alphabet and had been on the shortly-lived team, The 80s.- Anthropomorphic Typography: As expected from the third letter of the alphabet.
- One-Letter Name: An alphabet letter named "C".
Cyan Ball
Voiced by: Brian Hazen
A cyan-colored ball who had been on the shortly-lived team, The 20s.- Disproportionate Retribution: Suffers this when forming an alliance with Yellow Ball causing them to be immediately disqualified from the challenge in "Parkour Idiocy".
D
Voiced by: Brian Hazen (R1E1-R1E2), Meganime (R1E3)
The letter "D" of the alphabet and had been on the shortly-lived team, The 80s.- Anthropomorphic Typography: As expected from the fourth letter of the alphabet.
- One-Letter Name: An alphabet letter named "D".
Lime Ball
Voiced by: Brian Hazen
A lime green colored ball whose only appearance is in "Parkour Idiocy".- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: He never shows up again after Trowel lights the course on fire in "Parkour Idiocy," alongside Yellow Ball. Subverted in "Games and Gems" as his absence was noticed by Road Sign. That said, he was still absent and Printer dismissed Road Sign's claims.
Yellow Ball
Voiced by: Emakore (Sylvie)
A yellow-colored ball whose only appearance is in "Parkour Idiocy".- Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: He never shows up again after Printer pushes him and Cyan Ballnote for attempting to make an alliance in "Parkour Idiocy," alongside Lime Ball. Subverted in "Games and Gems" as his absence was noticed by Road Sign. That said, he was still absent and Printer dismissed Road Sign's claims.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Suffers this when forming an alliance with Cyan Ball causing them to be immediately disqualified from the challenge in "Parkour Idiocy". However, Yellow Ball's case is worse since he never appears in the show ever again after said incident.
Original Series
Doughnut
Voiced by: Brian Hazen
A plain doughnut that had placed 10th in the original run.Fat Alien
Voiced by: Brian Hazen
A fat alien who was also in Challenge to Win.- Guest Fighter: Also competed in "Challenge to Win."
Grape
Voiced by: Brian Hazen
A purple grape that had placed 8th in the original run.- Stock Object Colors: He's purple, a common color for grapes in media.
Ice Cream
Voiced by: Brian Hazen
A chocolate, waffle cone ice cream that had placed 4th in the original run.Lighter
Voiced by: Brian Hazen
Was a contestant in the original series of the show and had placed 11th (last) in the original run.Rubber Ball
Voiced by: Brian Hazen
A rubber ball that had placed 6th in the original run.- Legacy Character: He was the first ball-related contestant, alongside Softball, in season one which inspired the second generation of ball-based contestants (Cyan, Lime and Yellow Ball) in season two.
Softball
Voiced by: Brian Hazen
A softball that had placed 7th in the original run.- Legacy Character: He was the first ball-related contestant, alongside Rubber Ball, in season one which inspired the second generation of ball-based contestants (Cyan, Lime and Yellow Ball) in season two.
Waffle
Voiced by: Brian Hazen
A waffle that had placed 3rd in the original run.- The Speechless: Used to be this due to having no mouth but was later subverted in the series. (See below)
- Sudden Anatomy: He gets a mouth, and the ability to speak, as a prize in the third episode. He also gains arms in the episode after for the same reason.
Others
Chris
Voiced by: Allenmations
- Ax-Crazy: Thanks to Computer drugging him in "Kiloto the Minoto", he wielded an ax and mowed down the contestants for the duration of the challenge.
- Tom the Dark Lord: Who knew a brainwashed ax-wielding psychopath could be named Chris?
Mint's Unibrow
- Cloudcuckoolander's Minder:
- Sudden Anatomy: He spouted legs when Mint shaved him off his forehead and put them to good use by running as far away from Mint.
- Whatever Happened to the Mouse?: After Mint shaved him in "P to the Forth", he grew legs and ran off with his newfound freedom, never to be seen again.
Wago
Voiced by: Wuggolo
- Flight: He has this ability, too bad it was his downfall.
- Sentient Vehicle: A talking, flying wagon.
- We Hardly Knew Ye: Was introduced in part 2 of "Kiloto the Minoto" and died shortly thereafter.
- It's Going Down: Said something along the lines of this trope before fatally crash-landing on the cold hard ground.
Wine
Voiced by: Brian Hazen
Beer's sister who appeared in his Flashback in "Kiloto the Minoto".
- All There in the Manual: Although not mentioned during the flashback, chapter 2's credits did its job and listed her name.
- Disproportionate Retribution: In response to Beer slapping her, she chucked his phone into a nearby lake which rendered it unusable.
- Shared Family Quirks: She has the same weird, nasally voice as her brother and is as mean as him (if not meaner).
