Object Terror / Funny

Um...time to bust out the Brain Bleach?

Even following "A Perplexing Massacre", an Object Show as gory as Object Terror can still find ways to have hilarious moments.

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First Reboot

Parkour Idiocy

Trying to make sure no one catches up to him when he is approaching the finish line, Trowel sets the obstacle course on fire which goes as well as you would expect.

Second Reboot

When Printer first met the contestants, he quote-on-quote called Wallet and Arch "strange, unidentified square brown object with green hair on you" and "upside down grey U-ripoff" respectively since he didn't know their names and was going by appearance.
- Strangely enough, he manage to guess Trowel's name correctly with the same method in spite of the latter looking nothing like a trowel to the viewers.
Finding the challenge going nowhere, Trowel decides to set the obstacle course on fire (like in "Parkour Idiocy") to speed things up. However, unlike last time, Printer also had this idea and already lit it up before Trowel could, causing a huge fiery explosion that killed everyone except Stapler and Skittle.

Meta Example: The voice actor for Coffee Cup sounds like he recorded his lines on a walkie-talkie through a wind turbine in a hurricane, making Coffee Cup incredibly inaudible to the viewers watching the episode.^note
Arch having an Oh, Crap! moment when Skittle chooses Trowel and Beer on her team due to mistakenly mishearing Arch's request to exclude them.

In one of the weirdest overreactions to muscle-flexing, Coffee Cup just stares at Cactus's new muscles, from his time in the slammer, until his face explodes.
Magazine's Tranquil Fury when nobody guessed her rather obvious drawing of her phone.

Recycling Bin, Coffee Cup, and Honey running out on their Shockingly Expensive Bill at the Coniotopia Steakhouse complete with the classic slapdash sound-effect.
- If you looked closely at the bill, apparently salad is somehow just as expensive as a steak or a porkchop^note.
The server, Painquin, would not let those three dine-and-dashers off the hook so easily and proceeds to chase Honey around in the background while Printer tells the contestants that it's time for the elimination like it's some sort of Benny Hill-esque credits sequence.
Stapler triple-slapping Biscuit when the latter insulted the former's murdered boyfriend, Carpet.
When Paint was revealed to be killed in the tie-breaker round, Skittle brushes it off nonchalantly. In fact, nobody cares much about Paint's murder such that Printer ended the round early.
- The Insane Troll Logic of Skittle deducing Stapler to be Paint's murderer with the reason that if Whipped Cream (Paint's best friend) didn't do it, then it was her. Arch backs her up by stating that "[Stapler's] such a smelly, smelly butt!" as proof. And you know what, they were right.

The unexpected return of El Nudelo Spider who somehow escaped the inferno that is called hell. He actually believes he was on vacation during his time in hell, finding the eternal burning and screaming to be fun, and even brought a souvenir, a burning piece of coal.
Printer greets El Nudelo Spider's return by furiously screaming at him to scat. However, he isn't going away that easily, he actually wants to rejoin the show. Cue more of Printer's screaming.
- Fortunately for him and unfortunately for Printer, Computer relents on the condition El Nudelo Spider gives him a burning piece of coal that the spider happens to have. Printer's reaction?
  Printer: I HATE YOU COMPUTER!!! (Bawls loudly and run off-screen)
The inexplicable Big-Lipped Alligator Moment of everyone doing the "Carlton Banks Dance" outside of the Coniotopia Central Park.
We get to meet Wine, Beer's sister, via flashblack. Turns out weird nasally voices and general disregard for others runs in Beer's family.
Both musical sequences of the episode considering how they don't really reflect the plot and reek of Stylistic Suck.
- Printer began singing "Did he" in response to Computer losing his Summoning Ball but goes quickly off-topic. What takes the cake is that the interns, Smore and Honey, joined in midway to beatbox and whistle respectively.
- "Wago Wagon" consisted of Stapler and Carpet horribly singing about flying in the aforementioned wagon before he crash-lands and catapults them into Trowel's couch.

Wago: We're in a little town and— OH NO WE'RE GOING DOWN!

Stapler: Oh Sh*t! This is gonna make me frown!

Upon watching "Kings of Parkour", Trowel and Beer complain about how the voice actor for Beer sucks despite Beer still having the same voice actor.
Stapler and Carpet's expressions, as seen in the image above, when they tried to prank Trowel and Beer only to unexpectedly catch them at a rather unfortunate time.
- That scarring event is itself funny because of how inappropriate and out of left field it was. ^{For Context}
Printer gently reaffirming the surviving contestants to come to him once the challenge ended.
Printer: I SAID ALL SURVIVORS, HEAD ON DOWN TO THE PARK ENTRANCE!!!!!
After Skittle reveals that she can change to 5 different colors upon dying, Biscuit slaps her for not being able to turn teal.