Characters / Mr. Young

Main Characters

Adam Young

Portrayed by: Brendan Meyer

• Butt-Monkey: Adam himself more often than not, being antagonized by his boss and variously ignored, insulted, pranked and thwarted by Derby.
  • Iron Butt-Monkey: So far he's been struck by lightning, fought an Alligator, taken multiple weights being dropped upon him, fallen out of a building, been thrown around and about a dozen other things, and he's yet to break a single bone.
• Crazy Jealous Guy: Towards Echo, Played for Laughs.
• Covert Pervert
• First Kiss: With Echo in ''Mr. First Impression.
• Grade Skipper: By the time Adam Young was old enough to be a High School student, he was a teacher.
• Love Makes You Crazy: Adam is ordinarily the most rational character on the show, but that disappears the moment his crush on Echo gets involved. Reaches Love Makes You Evil levels at times, like in "Mr. Shakespeare" when he tries to murder Hutch to prevent him from kissing Echo in the school play.
• Mad Scientist: Comes off as this at times, he uses Derby as a guinea pig.
• Meaningful Name: He's the youngest teacher at the school at only 14 years old.
• Multi Disciplinary Scientist: Adam is master of pretty much what ever field of science is useful to there present situation, be it chemistry, Biology, Genetics, Neurobiology, Psychology etc. However he does seem best at and prefers physics.
• Official Couple: With Echo.
• Only Sane Man: Compared to the rest of the cast, he and Echo are the only ones who aren't completely doolally.
• The Smart Guy: How do you think he ended up being a teacher ?
• Student/Teacher Romance: Would like one with Echo, eventually gets it. Thankfully not as weird as most examples due to them being the same age.

Echo Zizzleswift

Portrayed by: Matreya Fedor

• All Love Is Unrequited: Or is it?
• Big Damn Kiss
• Brainy Brunette: Downplayed. She's of fairly average intelligence, but given how dumb most of the rest of the cast are, she's still one of the smart ones by comparison.
• Granola Girl
• Hidden Depths: She's a StarWars fan.
  • Not just star wars, she practically obsessed with all forms of fantasy and science fiction, to the point where she can speak over a dozen fictional languages and has seen nearly every science fiction film there is. She also likes Fantasy Role play.
• Meaningful Name: Adam tends to agree (or pretend to agree) with everything she says, that is to say he echoes her opinions.
• Nice Girl
• Official Couple: With Adam.
• Only Sane Man: Along with Adam, a recurring gag is her staring in shock, disbelief and just plain confusion whenever the others around pull off their ridiculous (or even impossible) antics.
• Who Names Their Kid Echo?

Derby

Portrayed by: Gig Morton

• All Men Are Perverts
• Brilliant, but Lazy: Occasionally implied, several of his schemes are unnaturally complicated. One episode showed that if he was motivated enough he could create a fully-functional jetpack, which ran on a fuel source that hadn't even been proven to exist until then.
• Cloudcuckoolander
• Crouching Moron, Hidden Badass: As his wrestling persona "The Aligator", and in his daredevil persona "Demolition Derby"
• Deadpan Snarker: Sometimes he can pull off a good one.
  Adam: Today, we're going to learn about personality.
  Derby: And you're going to teach us?
• Genius Ditz: He's unbelievably stupid and lazy most of the time but he still pulls off completely insane schemes and every once in a while he shows knowledge on science.
• Hidden Depths: Derby sometimes shows he's very smart in science, even being the first person to solve the Pollock ocathedral numbers conjecture completely by accident.
• Nice Guy: Though he can be annoying, insensitive and immature half the time.
• Reality Warper
• Repetitive Name: Derby Von Derbitsford.
• Too Dumb to Live: But still pretty clever when comes to schemes and pranks.
• With Friends Like These...

Slab

Portrayed by: Kurt Ostlund

• Ambiguously Human: It's stated in one episode that he looks the exact same now as he did when he was born, which is made weirder by the fact that he's far larger than any of the human characters. He's also far stronger and more durable than any of the other characters, to the point that in one episode an anvil breaks when dropped on his head, and he doesn't even flinch, but that could just be Rule of Funny.
• The Bully: Archetypical example of this trope.
• Body Horror: A Running Gag really. He is able to make people faint with his breath, his socks have the same effect as stink bombs, and he is exceptionally hairy for a human being, to the point that he looks like a Beast Man if he doesn't shave each morning.
• The Dreaded: In the pilot, Derby describes him as a cross between Godzilla and Bigfoot.
• Heel–Face Revolving Door: Depending on the episode, he is either friends to Adam and Derby, or he acts as an antagonist to them.
• Hidden Depths: Slab is a fan of Ballet, classical music (to the point he beat up Derby for misplaying a symphony) and Astronomy.
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold: As he explained himself in Mr. Honest, he is not really violent by nature, but he just uses his considerable stature and strength to mask his pain because he doesn't fit in with the other kids.
• Punch Clock Jerkass: He is shown to express jerkass behaviour more because he has to protect his reputation as the school bully rather than because he's really mean-spirited.
• Sitcom Arch Enemy: To Derby in many episodes, though the two are just as much shown to be good friends.
• Starter Villain: Main antagonist of the first episode, before Adam tamed him.
• Too Dumb to Live: He calls apples 'fruit balls' and has to look on his ID to see what his own name is.
• Uncanny Family Resemblance: A running gag on the show is that all of Slab's family members look exactly like him, with all of them being played by Kurt Ostlund. This includes his father, his mother, his older brother Jerry and his five-year-old cousin Jakey.

Principal Tater

Portrayed by: Milo Shandel

• Card-Carrying Villain: He freely admits that he has no morals or ethics of any kind.
• Dirty Coward
• Hated by All: He is hated by everyone, so much so that there's even a club dedicated to people who hate him.
• Jerkass
• Manchild: "I never learned to cook. Mommy won't let me use the owie-maker."
• Screams Like a Little Girl
• Sitcom Arch Enemy: To Adam. He often shows a strong level of animosity towards Adam and often tries to get him fired, or even killed when ever he can. This doesn't stop him running to Adam for help, exploiting and forcing Adam to help or the two teaming up when they share a goal.
• Too Dumb to Live: One wonders how he got to be a principal. Given this is a Crapsack World, it is kind of believable.

Ivy Young

Portrayed by: Emily Tennant

• Alpha Bitch
• Aloof Big Sister
• Deadpan Snarker: Despite not very bright, she's also ready and able to mock others.
• Dumb Blonde
• The Fashionista
• Hidden Depths: One would never suspect she's a Sherlock Holmes fan.
• Single Girl Seeks Most Popular Guy: Ivy is in love with Hutch, a football player.

Recurring Characters

Dang

Portrayed by: Raugi Yu

• All Asians Know Martial Arts
• Almighty Janitor: To Reality Warping levels.
• Ambiguously Human: He looks and is treated like a human, but can teleport, defy gravity, be in two places at the same time, and go inside a computer screen.
• Asian Speekee Engrish
  • Japanese Ranguage
• Catchphrase: At the mere mention of his name, he appears and says "You called?"
  • Phrase Catcher: This is followed by everyone else screaming "Aaaaahhhh!"
• Large Ham
• Say My Name
• Weaksauce Weakness: He can't teleport through a locked door.

Hutch Anderson

Portrayed by: Brett Dier

• Kindhearted Simpleton
• Lovable Jock
• Parental Neglect: His parents never threw him a birthday party, as he was born on Halloween.

Ms. Byrne

Portrayed by: Paula Shaw

• Ambiguously Human: She seems human, and there is no indication she isn't, however she is apparently several thousand years old.
• Catchphrase: Who has heard of the war of 1812?
• Dirty Old Woman: She has a tendency to remove her clothes and change into more sensual outfits, much to the disgust of others.
• Really 700 Years Old / Time Abyss: Parodied; she wears coats made of real sabre-toothed tiger fur, has seen Halley's Comet 6 times, misses the time before the Sun and was once "Miss Constantinople".

Rachel Young

Portrayed by: Anna Galvin

• Deadpan Snarker
• Only Sane Man: More or less

Preston Pickles

Portrayed by: Ben Wilkinson

• Con Man: Has shades of this.
• Honest John's Dealership
• Karma Houdini
• Large Ham

Mr. Kidd

Portrayed by: Nicholas Elia

A.R.T.H.U.R

Portrayed by: Gordon Douglas Myren

• Token Nonhuman: There are other nonhuman characters, but he's the only one to have appeared more than once.

Mr. Cyclops

Portrayed by: Dave Collette