Dark City: An amnesiac fights aliens at night with the help of an asthmatic psychologist.
Alternatively, in a city of narcoleptics, one man suffers from insomnia. A council of albinos move against him.
The Dark Crystal: Nasty aristocrats use a rock to do their makeup.
Dark Star: Incompetent hippies on a deep space demolition tour dispel their boredom by chasing and deflating a sentient beach ball. Over-confidently, they then enter a debate with a sentient thermo-stellar bomb.
Dark Water: Woman gets irritated when no one will fix her leaky ceiling.
Darkman: Doctor gets revenge on the mob using latex masks.
Darkness Falls: The Tooth Fairy is actually the ghost of a woman who was burned to death years ago in the town, and she murders everyone who sees her. But ... she cannot stand to be in the light - and so the protagonist (who saw her as a kid and survived) arms himself with a gym bag full of flashlights.
Dave Made a Maze: A wannabe artist gets lost in his work. No, literally.
Aquaman (2018): Drunk diver prevents his stepbrother from breaking into his house.
SHAZAM! (2019): Boy roped onto a new job fights a former candidate who didn't take his rejection well.
Birds of Prey (2020): Women get together to protect a girl who took the wrong meal.
Wonder Woman 1984: Man discovers a way to improve other people's lives, especially his own. The old woman thinks he needs to be stopped.
The Suicide Squad: A gang of criminals releases someone from decades-long captivity, only to decide to kill him afterwards.
Black Adam (2022): Man wakes up from a long slumber and becomes overtly protective of his homeland.
SHAZAM! Fury of the Gods: Boy who brought his adoptive family to his new job fight some sisters who want to shut down their company and build a garden.
Blue Beetle (2023): A guy in debt gets an insect stuck to his back that will kill him if it's removed. All his clothes get destroyed and he constantly gets put in danger.
Deadpool (2016): A disfigured cancer patient can't decide if he wants to be a spree killer or a stand-up comic.
Deadpool 2: The cancer patient now became a Death Seeker who can't die after his girlfriend does and has to learn the meaning of family from a Russian made of metal, a girl with luck superpowers, a fat kid from New Zealand, an indian cab driver, two lesbians and The Terminator if he were a racist with a love for classic musicals and a hatred for Dubstep.
Death Note: Law student turns vigilante calligrapher with the help of a super-being who sustains himself on a diet of nothing but apples - avoiding detection by both his own father and a child genius who has a ludicrous appetite for carbohydrates.
Death Note: The Last Name: As before, but with the addition of two cute babes from a TV station and another cartoon super-being. Nearly everyone dies.
L: change the WorLd: A child genius who has a ludicrous appetite for carbohydrates with only 23 days left to live battles Eco-terrorists with a deadly virus.
Alternatively: A man commits suicide by notebook, adopts a kid and fights terrorists. ...In That Order.
The Death of Stalin: The title character dies in the first half. This is a good thing. His death triggers a Succession Crisis. This is where most of the comedy comes from.
Minions: The Rise of Gru: Twinkies try to get respect from the teen version of the diabolical genius, who in turn tries to earn some respect by dealing with people who take their horoscope very seriously.
Die Hard: European thieves are defeated by man without shoes.
Alternatively: Man has a really lousy time at a corporate Christmas party, but manages to reconcile with his estranged wife.
Alternatively: American saves Japanese company from hostile takeover by Europeans.
Die Hard 2: Die Harder: Man experiences exact same Christmas he experienced the previous year, only in an airport this time.
Die Hard with a Vengeance: Newly-introduced biracial New York couple bickers while solving children's puzzles, irritating a visiting European man who misses his brother.
Die Hard 4.0/Live Free or Die Hard: Man has to team up with geek to defeat thieves armed with... computers.
A Good Day to Die Hard: European thieves are defeated by a man who's having a really lousy vacation, but manages to reconcile with his estranged son.
District 9: A man injured on the job gets no worker's compensation, so he decides to shoot up the place with an immigrant friend.
Or: A baby killer is afraid of surgery, so he blows up his co-workers.
Or: A spaceship full of foreigners breaks down over what is possibly the worstcity for a spaceship full of foreigners to break down over.
Alternatively, a mom who lost her kids tries to kill a kid who lost her moms.
Don't Look Up: Humanity is wiped out because two of the scientists that try to prove that it's going to happen are turned into a meme icon and a sex icon.
Dora and the Lost City of Gold: A group of teenagers go into the jungle to find an Inca temple, but their leader is not only a complete Cloudcuckoolander, but their only hope of survival. Sometimes the animals talk, sometimes they don't.
Dr. Strangelove: A man's sexual frustrations cause him to make some questionable decisions at work.
Dogma: Two disgraced angels try to exploit a loophole in Catholicism to kill God and destroy the universe, and it's up to an abortion clinic worker, two stoners, a stripper, and the 13th Apostle to stop them. And there's a monster made out of crap.
Donnie Darko: An anti-social teenager sees visions of an anthropomorphic rabbit, has a jet engine crash into his room, and has one month to prevent the end of the world... which he is the cause of.
Doomsday: Scotland has been sealed off from the world to contain a zombie-creating virus epidemic. Ten years later a crack British commando team is sent in to investigate signs of life. Hilarity Ensues.
Dreamscape: Is Dennis Quaid badass enough to sleep with the President of the United States?
The Driller Killer: An artist goes stark raving mad and takes his anger out on his oppressors by way of a drill to the head.
Driving Miss Daisy: An old white lady and a slightly less old black man slowly become friends over 20 years as she tries to assert independence while he tries to do his job of driving her around. In the end, pie is had.
Drop Dead Fred: A woman with a cheating husband, a domineering mother, and serious self-esteem issues figures out how to solve all her problems with the help of her imaginary friend from childhood.
Duck Soup: Cheerfully insane dictator with a bizarre mustache starts a war with his neighbors, while an Italian and an Irishman spy on him.
Animal Crackers: Explorer with a bizarre mustache attempts to find stolen painting, while Italian and Irishman play music and attempt to hide it. Maybe.
A Day at the Races: An Italian and an Irishman get involved in horse racing so that a veterinarian with a bizarre mustache can take over a sanitarium for humans.
A Night at the Opera: Con artist with a bizarre mustache attempts to make money off of Il trovatore, while Italian and Irishman play music and attempt to help the career of a tenor. The most famous scene has all of them, including the tenor, in a small room.
Dude, Where's My Car?: Two guys with amnesia eat pudding and play with a Rubik's Cube. Out-of-towners try to seduce and/or mug them.
