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09/23/2012 15:25:22 •••

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The classic book of Dr. Seuss,
Is one that rivals Mother Goose.
It's weird, bizarre, and fun to read
If you read it too, you'd say "agreed!"
The kids, the Things, the Cat and the Fish
come together like a splendiferous dish.

And then there is the animation,
Which is by far no lesser sensation.
Though the antics are somewhat long-winded at times,
It excels with silly songs and rhymes.
Though it's not really my cup of joe,
Your kids will definitely love it so.

But then there is that live-action flick.
I'll tell you straight: it made me sick!
I would not watch it on DVD,
I would not watch it even for free!
I would not watch it on Blu-Ray,
I would not watch it any day!
I do not like this film at all,
I'd rather be playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl!

So there's my review, in silly rhyme.
I hope I've adequately wasted your time.

06/20/2010 00:00:00

...I liked Brawl. -_-

06/20/2010 00:00:00

But anyway, nice Dr. Seuss-style rhyme.

06/20/2010 00:00:00

I thought he used that because it rhymed?

02/14/2011 00:00:00

Heh, there actually were two reviews, one of which was good and one of which was bad.

02/14/2011 00:00:00

I approve of this review.

06/15/2011 00:00:00

I applaud you, sir or madam. Fantabulous work.

06/17/2011 00:00:00

Very clever review. And if anybody remembers Nostalgia Critic's review of the "Inspector Gadget" movie, then you'd probably remember that he labeled it as "desperate". Well, you know what? I say that the Cat in the Hat movie with Mike Myers falls into the same category!

10/31/2011 00:00:00

This is probably the best review I've ever seen in TV Tropes

09/22/2012 00:00:00

Am I the only one here who was pretty much indifferent to the movie?

09/22/2012 00:00:00

A beautiful review

Definitely something new

Who wrote this is bright

I find him/her alright

For I to would not watch it for free

Let alone on DVD

Not with Mike Myers making cringe

I think I'd rather give my shirt a cinge

I think I'd rather bet a silk pajama

That there isn't a three L lama

I think I'd rather read bad review

I think I'd rather watch a selfish Who

Than be forced again to watch this shit

And feel my brain cells take another hit

Omny that prose is bright

You know what,what you're completely right

09/22/2012 00:00:00

And no I don't care if I was redundant

09/23/2012 00:00:00

Yay. But I, too, enjoyed Brawl. T_T Very clever. :)


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