gtfo Steve
Eileen, make yourself useful- take this riding crop and attack the dogs! HEY STOP DYING.
edited 14th Feb '10 10:08:14 PM by Tofu
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gtfo Steve
HEY MOMMA'S BOY. Yeah, Sephiroth, I'm talkin' to you. I'mma Kingdom Key you to death!
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That's enough level grinding for now...sure, I'm only three-quarters of the suggested level to beat Dullahan, but I'm sure he's a wimp.
(weaving)
Bowser? My jumping will take him out easily!
Are you not entertained?
gtfo Steve
That random item on the floor that looks clickable? It'll probably kill me, I better not go near it.
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I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Leap of faith? Pfff, I'll perform it without even aiming into that tiny haystack *splatters*.
gtfo Steve
Aww, he just wants a hug! Lemme get right over here, do you want a— OH GOD MY SPINE
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(On the interface on the party's screen) Leekins Mc Leet Stab is using Backstab (Weapon used: Nuclear Missile)
edited 17th Feb '10 11:39:57 AM by Eldrake
Oh, I'm sooooo scared of your Fire-type Pokemans. Look out, I've got the most unbeatablest combo right here!
Here we go... Bakugan Brawl! *throws marble* Admiral Bobbery Stand!
Gauntlet Computer: Pyrus Admiral Bobbery, 500 Gs.
And now, to take away Charizard's fire abilities... Gate Card Open: DEATH WATER!
gtfo Steve
The rest of the characters were EASY! I'm sure I don't need much skill to beat Hakumen!
edited 20th Feb '10 8:26:27 PM by Tofu
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A Game of You
JACK OF BLADES IS BACK? AS A DRAGON? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH! I'LL FIGHT HIM NAKED AND WITH A FRYING PAN! WHAT HO!
Existence Precedes Essence - I Create Myself - Turn on, boot up, jack in.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Prinny Baal? Pssh... Everyone knows that the only weapon Baals deserve is a good kic—
(Earth-Shattering Kaboom...that does 109000+ damage)
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
I'm Only Sleeping
*casts Flare on a boss with Reflect*
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
Not Literally Me
Hotkey Night vision goggles to the key I use usually for my machine gun, then forget about it in the middle of a firefight.
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.
The Shadows Devour You.
gtfo Steve
Hey, Little Sister? Want some cah-ndeh? C'MERE AND LET ME HARVEST YOU.
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Pfft, shelter? In Mine Craft? Ha! Who needs it?! I can kill all these skeletons with my bare hands! Ha! I laugh aty your shelter! I piss on your shelter! I draw lewd imagery involving necrophiliac bestiality with your shelter! Ha! SHELTER IS FOR THE WE- what's that noise?
- HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-*
edited 22nd Oct '10 11:51:28 PM by doorhandle
Hey, a sword!
"IT IS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE. TAKE THIS."
*jumps to grab it*
Okay, turbo mode is on, I'm on Expert difficulty... I'm playing ''Through the Fire and Flames''!
Bah, who needs guns or stealth? I'm killing every monster I see, and I'm using only my knife!