A normal stick that so happens to be ownership of Zim.
The Vanishing Spike.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Metal spike that disintegrates into tiny shards upon contact with blood, filling the victim's body with very small but very deadly shrapnel.
Rail-Mounted Yoo-Hoo Machine.
edited 6th Oct '11 3:32:36 AM by Jonny0110
A Sadist RP-er
A machine gun that shoots bullets which cause people to become extremely horny.
The Yah-Yah Boom Pistol
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
Planet-Killer
A special psionic disruption device that when fired, causes people within hearing distance of the gun to be extremely jubilant. An excellent distraction tool and the closer a person is to the gun, the longer he stays as such.
Artemis Unmanned Combat Satellite type-1
Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Latest in an ever-growing series of orbital weapons named from Greek Mythology by scientists who got stuck in something of a thematic rut. This one turns Greek guys who happen upon it bathing into stags and sets dogs on them, or something.
Triumph of the Kill
edited 7th Oct '11 2:44:10 PM by Jonny0110
Detective Extroadinaire
An ancient sword, imbued with the spirit of a fallen Roman soldier, that gives it's wielder the ability to best any foe. The problem is that any sort of skirmish it is brought into, even if you only mean to disable or injure, will result in the opponent's death. Most of it's wielders spend their lives alone, lest they accidentally "attack" a loved one and obliterate them.
The mathematical assault pistol.
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
An handgun equipped with bullets specially designed to richochet. By calculating angles, it is possible to take enemies by surprise by shooting them from around corners. Can be risky for those without decent mathematic abilities.
The Dewey Decimator System.
Walk tall. Be proud. Go Goomba.
same old me
A machine that surrounds the user in a shit-ton of a data organized after the Dewey Decimal System. User may choose certain pieces of data for an undetermined attack based on what information was chosen.
Parcel Delivery
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
pirate girl
The "parcel" is a nuke. As such it is an incredibly bad idea to utilise the Parcel Delivery.
Innanu
A Sadist RP-er
A sword that is sharp and fast, heals the user, and only slays evil creatures. When used against a good person, it heals the person and makes the person willing to stop fighting. Also, can only be wielded by a good character.
Pepe Le Pew
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
Forum lurking fox
Shadowed Philosopher
A nuclear land mine, named by someone with a dark sense of humor.
Aversion gun.
Shinigan (Naruto fanfic)
This gun powered by crystallized chaos gives those that taste its polkadot colored axe-shaped laser beams an obsession with melons.
The Baconator
edited 9th Oct '11 2:33:47 AM by StephanReiken
Ray that turns anything into delicious bacon. Which is then eaten. Because bacon is delicious.
Loki's Joke.
edited 9th Oct '11 5:08:27 AM by Jonny0110
Departed days ahead.
A bizarre rod found in an ancient Viking burial site. When activated, it immediately turns on its user, tearing out of their hands and stabbing it with the pointed end, all while laughing cruelly. Previous users have claimed it occasionally whispered of incredible power when inactive.
The Hand of God.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
A mighty glove which can kill with a forehand slap, and resurrect its victims with a backhand.
I Am The Walrus
Detective Extroadinaire
A personal strap-on flight device, firing specialized missiles designed to be extremely compact but capable of taking down small aircraft. The missiles are noted to make a "kookoo ka-CHOO!" sound upon launch.
The screamin' meemies.
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
Reusable anti-infantry "grenades" that scream, screech, and caterwaul at pitches well beyond human tolerance.
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
<33
A tiny revolver that makes a surprisingly loud sound.
The Reckoner.
edited 17th Oct '11 9:47:55 PM by WertyYertrew
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
It shoots a wave that makes its target pause and think.
Planet-Killer
The Tyrant MBT is a magical gun.
A magical gun? A magical gun.
It actually weighs precisely one tonne.
Precisely one tonne? Oh what fun.
Its ammo and bullets are cakes and buns
Cakes and buns? How was that done?
It was constructed by the emperor's son.
The emperor's son? An imperial gun?
He fought to take power by force and he won.
Force and he won? Is this a joke or a pun?
He is thus a tyrant and this is his gun.
This is his gun? Are you quite done?
Yes.
The Hammerback.
edited 20th Oct '11 12:24:38 AM by Jonny0110
A Sadist RP-er
A sledgehammer that stores energy. When it hits something, it causes damage to the thing and stores the energy used. When used to hit another thing, it uses both the swinging force and the stored force in it, while replacing the stored energy etc.
Pads of Hatred.
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
Face Time
Thin landmines that are packed with a special incendiary explosive.
MANFACE.
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
A sphere of pure madness. Anyone who lays eyes on it instantly goes mad and starts attacking everyone around them. It's used by covering it in a cloth, putting it in a cannon, then firing it into an enemy base.
The Poking Stick of Doom
Stuff happens. Post it here so we can laugh at you >=D