Kill Yourself In 25 Posts: the Sequel

7.) Look around

5

Gets into shopping cart, wearing a crash helmet and holds on for dear life. A friend gives the cart a gentle push to set it in motion. It starts rolling down the hill.

edited 14th May '10 12:48:26 PM by catfish42

7

Wow! What a beautiful place! Oh yeah, and this is a pretty cool sword, too.

6

The cart goes faster and faster, until it strays of to the left, hits a rock and trips over.

"Aaaaiih!" *smash!*

1B. Wake up. Spooky dream. Don't want to go back to bed. Get dressed.

edited 14th May '10 2:21:09 PM by Noaqiyeum

8

Well, time to level grind.

2B. Phone rings. I answer it, but there doesn't seem to be anyone on the other end. There does, however, seem to be something of an echo...

edited 14th May '10 2:21:00 PM by Noaqiyeum

9

Whew! That was hard work!

3B. Check the recent calls list, confirming that that is indeed my phone. Okay, creeped out now.

7

Lies in the grass face down. "Mpfmpf. Ouch."

4B. I'm kind of suspicious of what might happen if I call myself back. The echo when I answered seemed to come from... the living room, I think?

8

Gets up and stumbles aside. "I'm not doing that again. Anyone else up for a try?"

"Gee, you are a complete noob at shopping cart racing. Let me show you!"

7) starts blacking out from blood loss.

10

There's someone else here. Hey! Over here!

8) **groggily** Wuh, is someone calling me? ... I'll let the answering machine get it.

8.) Take something out of the refrigerator

4-
Nope, still nothing. I'll use my backup weapon.

2

I leave my apartment and get in my car

edited 14th May '10 5:53:33 PM by Reecer6

5- Bang! Perfect shot!

9) Is hit in shoulder by round.

Ow! Dammit!

3

I park the car in the mall parking lot. I get out, and notice some people shopping cart racing. Remembering when he used to do that, he volunteers to roll down the shopping cart.

6-
Reloads, and fires again, but misses and hits a random guy in the shoulder.

10) Is suddenly hit in the other shoulder.

Dammit! Why me!?

Day three:

It's kind of hard to keep a decent sleep schedule here. There's been nothing to do to for entertainment besides read, write, and... well. Anyway, I've been taking quite a lot of naps.

It doesn't help that I can't see the sun. Hell, I wouldn't have any idea what time of day it was if not for the atomic clock I stashed down here.

Anyway, tomorrow I'm going to try to cut down on the naps and get some exercise. (Well, it's 2 A.M. now, so maybe I should say later today?)

11) Stumbles around looking for more band-aids.