So who reads DMFA?

Ah, I wasn't the only one to spot that.

Waiting for Abel's answer...

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You know that Amber is either going to have to go with "bisexual" or dodge the question if she doesn't want a million fangirls  ^*

screaming for her blood.

Are you not entertained?

^ She wanted to dodge the question.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."

And Abel answers.

Shippers of all stripes will be disappointed. But, Abel isn't even interested in making friends.

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. — George S. Patton

Ah, but that's just because he hasn't discovered TWU WUVV yet.

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Well, he said he's bi, not asexual, so that really opens more doors than it closes.

So, back at SAIA he was simply teasing Dan?

"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."

Apparently.

And as the forum there suggests:

"Abel commits a good response for shutting down theorisers, which doubles as a bad response because this is going to spawn some terrible "Mary Sue gets him out of his shell" fanfiction, I can just smell it."

Because I can't get enough edits:

Apparently this also fuels a corollary to Schrodinger's Orientation: Until Abel himself shows interest in one direction, he is both gay and straight.

edited 31st Jan '10 7:44:33 AM by MajorTom

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."

I was actually going to make a joke about that, heh.

Anyway, I'm totallyon camp Jyrrable.

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This oughta get interesting...

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."

Another clan leader.

Biggest clan so far, either they'll get along famously with Dan, or it'll be cat and dogs.

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. — George S. Patton

The Uke joke has fortunately been spared. So we are guessing Amber is not only aware of tropes but also actively plays them.

And also dodged the obvious gag to be Getting Crap Past the Radar.

Edit: Clearly I can't spell....

edited 2nd Feb '10 10:11:52 AM by MajorTom

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."

Apparently even the Berserk Button is not enough to stop the Shipper on Deck.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."

Did somebody order Ham and Cheese with a side order of Manzai?

Props to what's her name Reading the Stage Directions Out Loud.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."

So Lorenda claims Dan is her boyfriend to get her mom to help Dan, but it's never really made clear how Lorenda feels about him. Dan, meanwhile, seems to just consider her a friend and is perfectly willing to date Matilda.

...

Ten bucks says Kria finds out and tries to eat Dan.

You've lost. You're the Bomb Squad after the bomb's gone off. I'm the blast ongoing.

Godspeed brave top hat! Your adventures continue!

Also cue Fangirl Squee even though we know nothing will be shown of this on-panel as far as If You Know What I Mean is concerned.

edited 9th Feb '10 8:35:11 PM by MajorTom

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."

Kria tells Lorenda, hoping she'll eat Dan.

edited 9th Feb '10 9:00:51 PM by LarryD

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. — George S. Patton

New Clan leader up.

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. — George S. Patton

There's a nice And I Must Scream usage in that description.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."

New Clan Leader up, Nact'larn.

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. — George S. Patton

Sounds like The White Court.

You've lost. You're the Bomb Squad after the bomb's gone off. I'm the blast ongoing.

And the classic model fo Succubi and Incubi

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Hmm, I suspect there was something between Abel and Mink, but something happened to Mink, which lead to Abel to avoid relationships.

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A falling out? Mink proven Too Cool to Live? I kinda have a suspicion about what's going to happen now that Fa'lina has appeared on panel.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."

And now, for something different.

Edit: Ah, on the Lost Lakes forum they've caught that the Dimanika were the ones who captured baby Pyroduck and presented him to Fa'Lina.

edited 15th Feb '10 2:16:05 PM by LarryD

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. — George S. Patton