Make your own Magic card!

Oh, yeah. They'd never make a card that used two different counters. They don't even like using +1/+1 counters and -1/-1 counters in the same set.

And now for one they'd never print because it leads to some truly stupid infinite loops:

Engines of War (WUB)
Enchantment
If any player would put any number of +1/+1 counters on a creature, that player creates that many 1/1 colourless Servo artifact creatures instead.

Artificer's Manual - 9
Artifact
Each creature you control has Fabricate X, where X is its converted mana cost. (If a creature has multiple instances of Fabricate, they trigger separately).

• Hogaak, Arisen Bridge From Below 3{G/B}BBB
• Legendary Creature - Avatar
• Convoke, Delve, Improvise
• You cannot spend mana on ~.
• You can cast ~ from your graveyard.
• While this card is in your graveyard, if a creature would be sent to your graveyard from your deck or hand, create a 2 / 2 Black Zombie creature token.
• 8 / 8
• Fear him.

• Admin Privilege: End Process - UUUU
• Instant
• Cannot be countered
• Remove cannot be countered from all other spells and then counter all other spells, activated abilities, and triggered abilities.

Edited by StephanReiken on Aug 22nd 2019 at 7:21:20 AM

So the spell works because it doesn't remove "cannot be countered" from all spells until it resolves, and it's too late to counter it, but you might still want to specify all "other" spells to clarify?

Ah yea, it would be silly that is reads like it countered itself :P.

Since you don't typically throw multiple things on the stack and instead let them resolve before casting your next spell (at least you would if this was in the set), this would be good for stopping a bunch of triggered abilities that resulted from anything, countering a stack of upkeep or end of turn triggers, and of course countering spells that cannot be countered.

Edited by StephanReiken on Aug 22nd 2019 at 7:32:32 AM

I'd think it would be easier to exile the spells (See:Mindbreak Trap) as that gets around even 'cannot be countered' restrictions. Like so.

Glorious End - WUBRG
Instant
Exile target spell or permanent.
Fin.

• Memories of a Treasure Cruise Jar 8
• Artifact
• Tap, Sacrifice ~; each player exiles their hand face down, and then draws seven cards. At the end of the turn, each player discards all cards in their hand and adds all cards exiled by this card's effect to their hand. Then, you can exile 7 cards from your graveyard; if all of them had different names, draw 3 cards.
• What's in a Memory Jar but the fondest memories?

Mindclamp of Desire - 1
Artifact - Equipment
Whenever equipped creature dies, shuffle your library. Then exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
Equip {4}{U}{U}

• Mental Gutshot (Phy-U)(Phy-R)
• Instant
• Deal 1 damage to target creature or player, or counter target spell with Converted Mana Cost 1.
• Few things are more painful.

Dragonrend - 1GG
Instant
May only target Dragons.
Target creature loses flying and gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
JOOR ZAH FRUL!

Bomb Vest - 6
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has "{T}, Destroy all nonland permanents."
Equip {6}
"It looks like I have no choice. We're gonna die together, all of us. Farewell."

• Splinter Return 4BR
• Sorcery
• Return target creature from your graveyard to the battlefield. Then put a creature token into play that is a copy of that creature. It gains Haste until end of turn. Exile it at end of turn.
• Flashback - Sacrifice 3 Creature Tokens

• Green Sun's Hypergenesis
• Sorcery
• Suspend 3 - XGGG
• Starting with you, each player may put an artifact, creature, enchantment or land with converted mana cost X or less into play from their library. Repeat this process until no one puts a card into play.

Edited by NickTheSwing on Aug 25th 2019 at 6:53:34 AM

Assuming you have some mana ramp (and that X can't be 0): suspend Green Sun's Hypergenesis for four mana turn 3, turn 6 pull all of your lands out of your library. That's at least 13-14 landfall triggers, which should be more than enough to win you the game on the spot.

Power From Blood - 3B
Enchantment
Whenever you lose life, add {B}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Twin Condition - 2RR
Enchantment
Each nonlegendary creature has "{T}, create a token that's a copy of this creature, except it has haste. Exile that token at the beginning of the next end step."

Only if your opponent keeps going and getting more stuff themselves. Note the "may" in there.

Edited by NickTheSwing on Aug 25th 2019 at 8:41:25 AM

"Repeat this process until no one puts a card into play." As long as at least one player (you) puts a card onto the battlefield each round, it doesn't end. So your opponent can't stop it, all they can do is pull out every permanent they can, which probably won't help.

Replacementify - 2U
Instant
Exile target permanent you don't control. That permanent's controller may search their library for a permanent card and put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle their library.

The BFG 9000 - 9
Artifact - Equipment
Cannot be countered.
Equipped Creature gains "Tap: Deal 5 Damage to target Creature or Player. If target Creature is sent to the graveyard this turn, exile it instead."
Equip 3
"Death surrounds me. Yet, in my head I hear something that sounds like angels. Lo, I have found the holy grail of firepower. Mine eyes can but weep as they bear witness to the majesty... the BFG-9000! As I stride, knee deep through the dead, all is clear. I know what must be done. My cause is just. My will is strong. And my gun is very, very large."

The Doom-Slayer - 2RWB
Legendary Creature - Human
Menace, First Strike, Haste
All Equipment cards cost 1 less to Equip.
The Doom-Slayer must attack each turn if able.
If The Doom-Slayer is blocked by a Demon it gains +3/+0 unti end of turn.
4/3
“They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.”

Edited by M84 on Aug 27th 2019 at 12:36:00 AM

Adjusted Kamigawa

• Kodama of the Standing Oak 2WG
• Creature - Spirit
• When you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, put a +1 / +1 counter on each spirit you control.
• Soulshift 3
• 4 / 4

• Kami of the Tattered Kabuto 1W
• Creature - Spirit
• Flash
• When this creature ETB, target creature gets +1 / +3 and gains Lifelink.
• 2 / 2

• Arashi, the Sky Enraged 4GG
• Legendary Creature - Spirit
• Reach, Vigilance
• XG, Tap, deal X Damage to target creature with Flying.
• Channel XGG, Discard ~: Deal X Damage to all creatures with Flying.
• 6 / 6

• Spearmane Baku 1WR
• Creature - Spirit
• Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, put a Ki Counter on ~.
• 2, Remove a Ki Counter from ~, Choose One; deal 3 damage to target creature, prevent the next 3 damage dealt to target creature or player, or target creature gets +2 / +0
• 2 / 2

• Jukai Forestwalker 7G
• Creature - Spirit
• Trample, Hexproof
• Reduce the Casting Cost of this card by 1 for each Spirit creature you control.
• Soulshift 7
• 8 / 6

• Kirin of Stellar Bounty 5GG
• Legendary Creature - Spirit
• Flying
• Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you gain life equal to that card's CMC.
• Reduce the cost for Splice On To Arcane for all cards in your hand by 4.
• 5 / 6

• Lightning of Reikai 1RR
• Instant - Arcane
• Deal 3 damage to target creature or player.
• Splice On To Arcane: RR

• Roar of Empowered Jukai 4GG
• Instant - Arcane
• If you control 2 or more Forests, all Spirit creatures you control gain +3 / +3 and gain Trample.
• Splice On To Arcane: Your opponent gains 8 life.

Invader Zim (3BR)
Legendary Creature - Irken Soldier
3/3
Sacrifice a permanent: ~ gains indestructible until end of turn.
Whenever you cast a spell, destroy a random nonland permanent.
"Invaders' blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! Do not ignore my veins!"

Ensorcelling Engine - 4
Artifact
Imprint - When ~ enters the battlefield, you may exile an enchantment card from your hand.
{X}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card. X is the converted mana cost of that card.

• Konda the Reborn 5WB
• Legendary Creature - Demon Spirit
• Vigilance, Undying
• When ~ deals damage to a creature, exile that creature and create an X / X Black and White Demon Spirit token under your control. That token has the same power, toughness, and abilities as the creature exiled.
• Remove a +1 / +1 Counter from a creature you control; target creature gets -3 / -3.
• 3 / 8
• The fiendish Tatari Kami chose one particularly wretched soul to act upon their grudge and thirst for retribution.

Edited by NickTheSwing on Aug 30th 2019 at 4:37:41 AM

• Matthew of the Avant Sword WWR
• Legendary Creature - Human
• Hexproof
• All Equipment Artifacts cost 4 less to Equip, and Equipment can be Equipped any time you can play an instant.
• All Nonbasic Lands have "during your upkeep, pay 2 or sacrifice this card."
• 3 / 3
• I have a lot more weapons than you can see.

• Eijirou of the Blighted Fen UB
• Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
• Skulk
• When ~ ETB or attacks, Case your opponent. (look at all cards in their hand, and if there are 3 or more noncreature cards in their hand, discard 1 card from their hand.)
• Whenever a Swamp ETB, deal 1 damage to target creature, and draw a card if you have Cased your opponent this turn.
• 1 / 2

• Arghillus, Supreme Reclusian 2WRG
• Legendary Creature - Human Cleric Druid
• Storied Sanctification WG
• Instant - Adventure
• Destroy target artifact or enchantment. You gain 3 life.
• Provoke, Vigilance
• Prevent the first 4 damage dealt to this creature
• 4 / 4

Gilgamesh — 3RRR
Legendary Creature - Human
Haste
When Gilgamesh comes into play, you may search your library for any Equipment card and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library afterwards.
Gilgamesh gets +1/+0 for each Equipment equipped.
Equipment costs 1 less to equip on Gilgamesh.
4/3
"Enough expository banter! Now we fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!"

Edited by M84 on Sep 5th 2019 at 3:53:19 AM

• Arghillus' Fabricontainer 5
• Artifact
• You cannot play cards from your hand.
• When a card is discarded from your hand, exile it instead.
• When a card you control would be sacrificed or sent back to the deck, exile it instead.
• You can play cards exiled by this effect by paying colorless mana equal to its converted mana cost.

• Argholas, the Renegade Curate 3UBG
• Legendary Creature - Zombie Cleric
• Agonizing Treachery 2BG
• Sorcery - Adventure
• Destroy target creature. You gain 3 life and your opponent loses 3 life.
• Indestructible
• When ~ attacks, put a Land into play from your hand and create a 2 / 2 Black Zombie creature token tapped and attacking.
• 3 / 5
• I stepped down. I will NEVER step out of your life.