I'm Only Sleeping
Down with whatever we're protesting this week!
INT is knowing a tomato is a fruit. WIS is knowing it doesn't belong in a fruit salad. CHA is convincing people that it does.
I have no idea what you're against, but joining you seems like a convenient excuse to cause meaningless violence. Count me in!
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
vigilantly taxonomish
We're not safe until he's dead!
He'll come stalking us at night!
Set to sacrifice our children to his monstrous appetite!
He'll wreak havoc on our village if we let him wander free!
So it's time to take some action, boys!
It's time to follow me!
Through the mist, through the woods
Through the darkness and the shadows
It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride
Say a prayer, then we're there
At the drawbridge of a castle
And there's something truly terrible inside
It's a beast! He's got fangs
Razor sharp ones!
Massive paws, killer claws for the feast
Hear him roar! See him foam!
But we're not coming home 'til he's dead
Good and dead!
Kill the Beast!
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Blue Eyed Matador
You guys! My Red Shirt instincts tell me we should be Bullying a Dragon!
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Not here, look elsewhere
Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness! Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness! Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness! Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness! Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness! Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness! Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness! Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness! Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness!
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
Blue Eyed Matador
Go away.
[Adjusts crown.]
Again?
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
Go away.
Oh, bugger...
[Cries havoc.]
Let slip the dogs of war!
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
NO NOT THE DOGS, THEY'RE IN MY EYES!
Wait, what?
To arms, noble citizens, we shall defeat this tyrant, who has given us nothing!
Go away.
What?!
[Leans out of window.]
I've given you sanitation, roads, medicine, guards to keep the peace, hunters to keep the wolves away, and Twinkies! My arse I've done nothing!
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
Blue Eyed Matador
Stakes and torches,
Scimitars and bayonets,
Scythes, pitchforks,
A sickle with a sharpened edge.
Swords and spades,
And mallets that are made of lead.
Anything at hand,
Anything they can,
Help us to remove the head
Of that filthy rich,
Fat son of a bitch,
While he's sleeping in his bed.
Storm the steps,
We break into the palace hall.
It's so majestic,
We are frozen in our awe.
Grandmother cries as she crumples to her knees,
says, "I can understand,
That the rich demand,
An amount of luxury.
But I'd have never dreamed,
It was so extreme,
While we had nothing to eat.
Formerly known as Dave IX, even more formerly known as Wretchkin.
The Shadows Devour You.
Don't worry sire, I'll stop them with this too... (Is flattened by angry mob.)
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Go away.
Darn it! They're singing Voltaire!
I LOVE Voltaire...
Alright.
[Leans out of window again.]
Alright, what is it you want?!
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
MORE TWINKIES! AND DECENT MEDICAL COVERAGE!
Go away.
Fine. Anything else?
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
Laugh it off, everybody
Go away.
Yes, yes, we'll get to that.
Always touching and looking. Piss off.
The Shadows Devour You.
(murmph) I could particularly use the health plan!
Aren't you all being rather reasonable for an angry mob?
edited 17th Mar '10 3:34:08 PM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Total Blowhard
-blows some flags and people's hair around in case anyone wants to make a heartfelt speech-
I am Windy. Where there is a house, I will destroy it. Where there are ladies, I will blow their hair around in a sexy manner. Where there are cows, I will fling them around.
Not here, look elsewhere
Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness! Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness! Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness! Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness! Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness! Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness! Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness! Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness! Rape! Murder! Rioting! General unpleasantness!
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
vigilantly taxonomish
Let us break all the shields
And soil the ermine
Take the oak and the olive tree
Make their philosophy our own
The pigs eat the acorns
The rich eat the pork
The poor eat the olives and spit out the stones!
We only ask a little tax from the nobility
The spat out stone will grow in time into an olive tree
We will smoke our pork over a fire of basilic
And we will plant the laurel tree
To make
To make
A wreath
A wreath
A wreath to crown the République!
We will smoke our pork upon the pyre of privilege
The flames of castles burning will dance from ridge to ridge
We'll break all the shields
Spit out all the stones
Make the oak and the olive trees' philosophy our own
The pigs eat the acorns
The rich eat the pork
The poor eat the olives and spit out the stones
We will smoke the pork on a fire of basilic
We will plant the laurel tree to make our laurel wreaths
To crown, to crown, to crown the République!
GIMME SOME FREAKING TOUHOU DOUJINSHI
edited 17th Mar '10 6:09:08 PM by BlackDove
Grab your Torches and Pitchforks! To the castle, where we shall destroy anything different, abnormal or misunderstood!
Formerly known as Dave IX, even more formerly known as Wretchkin.