ITT: We Make Obscure References.

Frau Windbreaker speaks idiot tourist too, apparently.

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EDIT: (x13) Yes.

Edited by WolfThunder on Oct 16th 2019 at 4:22:32 AM

You see, bangers are named after ancient pork sausages, which is why they always have to be in 4/4 time, because you have to be able to dance the Mash Potato.

"How does my little sister want her hair to look today" "Make me look like a boss bitch"

"Why are you hovering? Why are you flying to cut him down?"

"I don't fucking know."

"EAT-puLyBfI"

"We're testing the myth that women are men."

"Even his belt is going "God, why aren't we wearing pants"."

"Oh, yeah. What about laser eye surgery?"

"It's not what you think it is."

Put Peter Griffin's face on this woman's belly STAT.

"Link and Zelda were exploring a distant corner of Hyrule when an underworld portal appeared. 'Oh no," Spryte the fairy cried. 'it must be Ganon!' Link looked at the dark entrance and saw... nothing. "What's he got?!" Ganon, the "Dark Lord of Evil," was standing there... and Link knew he couldn't make him do anything. Link had done enough, after all. And that's when he realized... Ganon had been there the whole time! Link and Zelda had not only been in the land that seemed to have no inhabitants and no inhabitants... but they'd been under the sea... under the castle that Ganon had ruled. Even in Hyrule Castle, there was nothing, but darkness. The light was not good in Hyrule. Link and Zelda had traveled into Ganon's domain to try and free the people of Hyrule, but Link knew the only way to free the people of Hyrule was to destroy Ganon. So he did as he had done thousands of times before. He punched through the dark barrier... and... The sword was returned to Link, and everything began again as before."

EDIT: Yes, but it's not one of my submissions. It was by someone else.

Edited by WolfThunder on Oct 16th 2019 at 4:24:45 AM

What the fuck? "© 2012 Monster Energy Company"? As in the people who make that god-awful drink? Fuck you, Monster! Your drink sucks!

Who wants to head over to the Fight Centre with me?

Lousy History Channel! Always World War II! Where’s the cavemen and pirates? That’s history too, dammit!

(x13) This video.

(x4) Something generated with this?

"It's nothing at all, you just woke up screaming 'mint chocolate chip'."

Edited by unfortunatezorua on Oct 16th 2019 at 4:09:00 PM

Self-imprisoning is cute, yes.

...and so the two played twenty-seven games of checkers, and listened to the music of bagpipes and synthesizers, and dined upon Earth delicacies such as nuggets of chicken and the beer of roots.

"So, you were the "king" of Camelot. What was that like?" "Where do you want me to start? The heavy responsibility weighing on my shoulders? Or the lengths that I went to to stuff myself to look like a "perfect" individual?"

They almost said "Top of the morning" to me. I would have killed them.

"what do you call a werewolf youtuber? A Lycan-subscribe"

"I've been yelling myself hoarse on this radio every day. It's just the weather dumps on us frequently here, and maybe my transmission get through - I don't know."

"I can't understand one word of what you say, Willard."

"IT'S ALL GOING SWELL, SIR!"

What's a... "glow-up"?

"You don't just give someone a butt for no reason!"

...and the next countdown decision

On December 15th will be

(gleefully) all the fails of Activision!

Yeah, kinda obvious. I just love this moment too much.

Edited by aNinjaWithAIDS on Oct 23rd 2019 at 10:57:18 AM

Josh Scorcher

Yeah, we're the consulate general of the Weeb Nation. Also, budget Knight Rider is still some amount of Knight Rider.