The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

Anyway, plot: ponicalica thinks he's too square, so he consults with Wicked on getting street cred. He decides to write a rap sonnet of friendship for Buttercupistiny in Ebonics, with Wicked's guidance on vocab. Unfortunately for him, Wicked isn't that gangsta himself and messed up the words to make it about love, which in rap means forceful sex. Buttercupistiny is secretly a gangster and understands it. CAN THEY RECONCILE

Actually, love in rap music means going on a whirlwind clubbing sprees and buying thousands of dollars worth of alcohol, followed by making love until the break of dawn.

also fuck the fucking what

I read that as: Strip you naked and do naughty things to you, possibly with a car battery ^_^

SHOCKING!!!

Neither do I!

I want to make jokes about this, but I'm not sure I trust myself to keep from utterly embarrassing myself beyond the norm of embarrassment I usually subject myself. Or rather, less that I'd be asinine than that I'd be inadvertently stupid, which I consider to be a cardinal sin.

Meh, same principle.

How exactly does one get street cred?

Incan Descent.

Did you know that Viacom thinks books are for squares and fogies?

fROM NOW ON THIS STYLE OF TYPING WILL BE KNOWN AS "dOUBLECAPS".

wE SHALL HUNT DOWN ALL WHO USE IT AND TORTURE THEM ENDLESSLY.

uNLESS THEIR "cAPS lOCK" KEY IS BROKEN OR SOMETHING, THEN THEY'RE ok.

bUT THEY NEED SOME SORT OF DOCUMENTATION THAT THE KEY IS BROKEN, LIKE MAYBE A POLICE REPORT.

gRANTED, LAW ENFORCEMENT DOES NOT USUALLY INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH MATTERS OF KEYBOARD BREAKAGE, BUT i CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE.

uHH, wAIT A SECOND,

aLSO, TYPING LIKE THIS IS FUN BUT i DON'T KNOW WHY.

tHOUGH IT WOULD BE COOLER WITH A sHIFT lOCK INSTEAD OF A cAPS lOCK.

My stomach feels like I took a lawnmower to it and start hacking away at everything.

That would be pretty bloody though

edited 19th Feb '11 1:29:50 PM by Counterclock

Maybe, but it would be fun to watch

paris hilton is oooooooooooooooooooold

The culling of my stomach has reached a pass, Now to move onto everything skyward!

Blarg!

edited 19th Feb '11 1:47:45 PM by Counterclock

If you're happy for too long, stop that! Just stop that; you're causing an imbalance.

I thought that read "you're causing an ambiance."

Now I want to cause an ambiance.

I guess you'll just have to make someone associate you with an extremely specific mood or place in order to achieve that.

And I want to cause an ambulance!

*violently stabs next poster*

x.o ahh my bodily neck artery! Why CA, WHY?

*uses Princess Magic® to heal JZ and not just to avoid murder charges, either*

edited 19th Feb '11 3:55:24 PM by CentralAvenue

MASQUERAIN IS THE BEST POKEMON EVER

edited 19th Feb '11 4:12:18 PM by nohaynicklibre

*takes the next poster hostage*

Try me.

Now that I have been shielded from danger, I may post.

Also buying TV Land might not make any sense, but I wanna do it anyway

English Speakers! I am disappointed in you. You have not produced satisfactory results, nor have you met my expectations. A Hot Foxy Trap should refer to a death device involving foxes made out of fire, or foxes that operate flamethrowers, or a death device for foxes made of fire that operate flamethrowers, not a male who looks like an attractive female.

The only reason why we were able to stay up there at the top with China was because Chinese is somehow harder to learn then English, and English was more geographically spread. But now with the internet, it's not where the language/corporations spread geographically, it's how they spread culturally. And once the Chinese Government stops oppressing the Chinese people and restricting their freedom of expression, they'll take over the internet and all culture! See how much effect Japan has on the Internet? Imagine that, but bigger and with more people. I'll have to outsource the English Language to India!

And that's not even mentioning that awful Workers Union, Esperanto.

I'm sorry, but the current low quality rate of the new English words will not be able to compete with China without China's government denying them freedom of speech. Without the help of repressive governments, we cannot succeed.