I think I'd make a clone army of you. I don't know why, but I think it would be a good choice for the Country. - JZ
Seamus(shaymus)is a troper who is narcissistic to the point where he'll talk about himself in the third person.
He's also fond of many pieces of media, but has never liked listing what he enjoys.Hint He claims that it's because his tastes are much too high-brow and varied to be properly written down, but more likely it comes out of a deep-seated habit of laziness.
Seamus writes original fiction, is a starving artist, and is hard at work beginning a webcomic. By visiting his DeviantArt page you can see his art and his writing, which run the gamut from horror to superhero stories but usually include plentiful knife fights.
He's very close to launching the webcomic Charismatic Megafauna, a tribute to every story he's ever enjoyed. It also will have lots of knife fights.
He also enjoys long walks on the beach and gazing soulfully into your eyes.