The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

barking is protected free speech

No no no, purring is NOT a sign the cat is going to explode.

Purring is a sign that the cat is full of bees.

Not that you can't explode if you're full of bees, but for one it's not CAUSED by being full of bees and for another, it's generally preferable to avoid exploding. Well, unless you're Marcen.

Or maybe it's a sign that the cats have swallowed a game controller or something else that vibrates

Possible. I still think it's bees, though.

If only because being full of bees would be a thing.

Language eggs should be taxed according to my right Honorable friend in the corner

hey leave your shitty government out of my weird sleepdep inventions.

parliament is dissolved while we consider making friday officially the start of the weekend

Well, Parliament's gone. How's Funkadelic hanging?

from a noose.

by the skin of their teeth actually

you're right, Oz; our government is complete shit right now

i want nothing more than for May to kindly fuck off

Mayhe she's born with may be its may believe

our government sucks too

that's doomed timelines for ya I guess

at least its not a domed timeline

DOOOOOOMED

Sulphur.

I really am getting tired of doomed timelines though.

Blender.

know what I love though?

*points to avatar*

Her.

for reference my previous post is about this avatar:

in case I change it to something that makes "I love her" irrelevant because it is not someone I love and/or it is not a her

ok now this is epick

Edited by Legend_Of_Snake369 on Mar 22nd 2019 at 12:46:55 PM

i dont think ive ever seen you use a male character as an avatar