The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

-whips Ulti in face-

Do I have to start petrifying people again?

I whip my hair back and fourth I whip my hair back and fourth

Ulti hurt a ket!

I did what I had to do!

but i AM A KET

therefore

you hurt a ket

BULLSHIT!

-whips Ulti-

You said I hurt ket, which is a total lie!

-whips Ulti across face-

You have brought shame to the ket Queen and you will suffer because of it.

-ships Ulti again-

surly you should whip yourself?

-whips Ulti again-

You're hurt pretty bad, Ulti.

-whips again-

I think I'm going to have to kick you the rest of the way.

by all means continue

You still cant count

-keeping whipping and kicking Ulti for the rest of the day-

honestly i'm starting to enjoy it..

Yeah, this isn't working. Could we just take him to court? I've already filed the paperwork.

aww

we've now gotten to a point where people are outraged over someone dressing casually on-stage

I think I'll just petrify the lot of you.

Except the kets of course.

You can take Ulti to court after I finish crucifying em

-nails Ulti to a cross-

There.

Take em.

I like it up here,nice view and all

Eric Idle, is that you? XD

...alright. Here goes nothing.

(picks up cross, which is unbearably heavy)

(eventually calls Uber)

(Uber refuses ride on accounts of cross)

(is forced to drag cross)

(is thoroughly out of breath when he arrives at the courthouse)

(pant, pant, pant) Okay... now comes the real problem... how do we get him in there?!

(cue confused onlookers)

What the hell is even going on in here.

Not thingishness that's for damn sure.

Please help the sad kitty

dont look at me

i am not to blame for this mess

Marcen is the one who is to blame

> -ships Ulti again-

who are you shipping me with

I got a good laugh out of that

also he is never going to live it down