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StarAndroidJaguar ... from Error 404: Location Not Found Relationship Status: In another castle
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May 22nd 2020 at 10:55:18 AM

Goofus is the reason why people get warned about their doors being unlocked.

Gallant is right behind you.

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ginsengaddict The Ship You Can't Take from Gone, Gone and Gone Relationship Status: Star-crossed
The Ship You Can't Take
May 22nd 2020 at 12:27:19 PM

Goofus is nowhere to be found.


Gallant wears headphones when listening to music on public transport.

Lightning McQueen IN SPACE!
KatieinSerenity I love too easily, and yet, not easily enough. from Through The Looking Glass Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
I love too easily, and yet, not easily enough.
May 22nd 2020 at 5:51:05 PM

Goofus is that guy who turned his radio up louder when he was asked to turn it down.

Gallant paid attention in Driver's Ed and earned his driver's license.

FracturedImages king of the mods from under the cork tree Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
king of the mods
May 22nd 2020 at 6:57:12 PM

Goofus also paid attention, but intentionally disobeyed instructions during his test resulting in tragedy. He is now serving life in jail for numerous counts of "manslaughter"

Gallant ignores and scrolls past stuff on the internet he doesn't like.

Edited by FracturedImages on May 22nd 2020 at 11:57:36 PM

x I add my current avatar to posts bc i change it ever hour basically
ginsengaddict The Ship You Can't Take from Gone, Gone and Gone Relationship Status: Star-crossed
The Ship You Can't Take
May 22nd 2020 at 7:17:51 PM

Goofus is the one posting most of it.


Gallant buys ethically sourced products exclusively.

Lightning McQueen IN SPACE!
May 23rd 2020 at 4:17:14 PM

Goofus specifically buys from companies notoriously mistreating their employees and polluting the environment.


When playing a team game, Gallant always keeps in mind what skills the other team members have so that everyone can use their skills to full potential.

Whisperer I am everybody's friend and nobody's friend. from Somewhere in Time Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
I am everybody's friend and nobody's friend.
May 23rd 2020 at 5:10:49 PM

Goofus says, "Team? What team? The only skill you losers need to have is making sure I get to show everybody in the crowd how awesome MY skills are, got it?"

Gallant helps his sister with her chores.

Starbug Dwar of Helium from Variable Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Dwar of Helium
May 23rd 2020 at 5:21:13 PM

Goofus deliberately cheated in a bet to get his sister to do his chores.

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Even though there’s a line at his favorite amusement park ride, Gallant knows that it’s worth the wait.

Now, I'm going to ask you that question once more. And if you say no, I'm going to shoot you through the head. - John Cleese
WillyFourEyes Fake American from I'm not telling! Relationship Status: Mu
May 23rd 2020 at 6:40:38 PM

Goofus camped out in a long line at a Crappy Carnival for months, only to find out that the ride he wanted to get on turned out to be a House of Broken Mirrors.

Gallant doesn't take conspiracy theories seriously.

KatieinSerenity I love too easily, and yet, not easily enough. from Through The Looking Glass Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
I love too easily, and yet, not easily enough.
May 23rd 2020 at 9:23:05 PM

Neither does Goofus, really. But he gets a real kick out of inventing new ones and convincing as many people as he can that they're true.

Gallant volunteered to look after his friend's kitten while she was away.

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