Gallant and Goofus

"Goofus and Gallant" is a feature in Highlights for Children Magazine where two boys names Gallant (good) and Goofus (bad) would teach examples of what is good and bad to do, such as "Goofus bosses his friends. Gallant asks them what they want to do."

Boooooo-riiiiing. In this game, we aim to create examples like "Gallant knows only games rated E for Everyone are appropriate for him. Goofus knows how to rip his opponent's spine out in Mortal Kombat." Say what Goofus would do in the above situation, then give an example of something Gallant would do. Rule of Funny is in full effect, so be creative!

Let's begin:

"Gallant volunteers at the local soup kitchen."

edited 20th Jul '10 1:54:16 AM by blakyoshi7

"Goofus steals soup from hobos." "Gallant helps the elderly." I'm glad to find a Forum Game that does not literally have over 9000 posts.

edited 20th Jul '10 1:59:50 AM by TyrannoStorm

Goofus wakes up at 3 PM, naked and jerks off.

Gallant carefully assembles a crisply starched outfit to convey gentility and breeding.

V Yeah, just noticed. Fixed.

edited 20th Jul '10 2:20:03 AM by BLOODPOUCH

Bloodpouch, I do believe one of us is doing it wrong.

Relevant:

Goofus and Gallant and Gus (I participated in this)

NSFW Goofus and Gallant I had nothing to do with this.

Goofus draws a picture of an outfit eating Gallant. (If we're using Gus, and him being even more of a normal kid...) Gus laughs at Goofus's picture.

Gallant cuts his sandwiches into halves and eats them with a fork and knife.

Goofus eats spam straight from the can.

Gallant makes sure all of his posts in the debate team forums his father urges him to participate in are spelled correctly and use proper grammar at all times.

Goofus rapes hobos in the ass, giving them AIDS.

Gallant knows to wear a condom during rape.

ARGH NINJA'D BY A PERSON WHO DIDN'T FOLLOW THE RULES!!!

edited 20th Jul '10 7:45:56 PM by Reecer6

Goofus does heroin from dirty needles.

edited 20th Jul '10 7:47:15 PM by rumetzen

Rumetzin's breaking the forum!

The way this works, as I understand it:

Gallant visits an old folks' home every Saturday.

Goofus tries to put his young folks in a home every day.

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Gallant bakes a cake for the PTA fundraiser.

(someone else's turn. Make that funny.)

edited 21st Jul '10 1:03:29 AM by TParadox

Goofus robs the whole damn bakery. And That's Terrible.

Gallant helps babysit his younger cousins.

Thanks for re-railing the thread, T Paradox

Goofus mugs his younger cousins.

Gallant helps the infirm across the street.

Goofus makes people infirm while they cross the street.

Gallant uses compact fluroescnence to save electricity.

Goofus burns coal on site.

Gallant gives to the poor.

Goofus eats the poor and gives the remains to the dump. Then steals from the rich.

Gallant turns the music volume down when others complain.

edited 21st Jul '10 10:46:31 AM by Reecer6

Goofus steals others' stereos and turns those up.

Gallant brushes his teeth twice a day.

Goofus steal's old people's dentures so he'll have plenty to replace his rotting teeth.

Gallant uses a napkin at the table.

Goofus brushes his neighbours teeth thrice a day. With a toilet brush. NINJA STRIKE!

Goofus wastes as many napkins in the restaurant as possible.

Gallant likes to go see family movies.

edited 21st Jul '10 12:39:54 PM by KuroFox

Goofus has starred in several movies that can only be found in stores with no windows.

Gallant keeps the thermostat at 68 degrees.

Goofus keeps the air conditioning on full-blast, has several fans on at the same time, and leaves the freezer open.

Gallant holds the door open for women (even when they bitch at him, claiming that they don't need a man to hold their forrs for them).

Goofus always smashes doors into other's faces on purpose.

Gallant never leaves his TV or computer on standby.