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blakyoshi7 I'm a secret character! from the Bone Dragon Pit
I'm a secret character!
Jul 20th 2010 at 1:53:50 AM

"Goofus and Gallant" is a feature in Highlights for Children Magazine where two boys names Gallant (good) and Goofus (bad) would teach examples of what is good and bad to do, such as "Goofus bosses his friends. Gallant asks them what they want to do."

Boooooo-riiiiing. In this game, we aim to create examples like "Gallant knows only games rated E for Everyone are appropriate for him. Goofus knows how to rip his opponent's spine out in Mortal Kombat." Say what Goofus would do in the above situation, then give an example of something Gallant would do. Rule of Funny is in full effect, so be creative!

Let's begin:

"Gallant volunteers at the local soup kitchen."

edited 20th Jul '10 1:54:16 AM by blakyoshi7

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TyrannoStorm Lord of ___ from GMT -7
Lord of ___
Jul 20th 2010 at 1:58:25 AM

"Goofus steals soup from hobos." "Gallant helps the elderly." I'm glad to find a Forum Game that does not literally have over 9000 posts.

edited 20th Jul '10 1:59:50 AM by TyrannoStorm

I hate quotes. Tell me what you know- Anonymous
Jul 20th 2010 at 2:16:41 AM

Goofus wakes up at 3 PM, naked and jerks off.

Gallant carefully assembles a crisply starched outfit to convey gentility and breeding.

V Yeah, just noticed. Fixed.

edited 20th Jul '10 2:20:03 AM by BLOODPOUCH

TyrannoStorm Lord of ___ from GMT -7
Lord of ___
Jul 20th 2010 at 2:18:26 AM

Bloodpouch, I do believe one of us is doing it wrong.

I hate quotes. Tell me what you know- Anonymous
TParadox Relationship Status: I know
Jul 20th 2010 at 7:17:48 PM

Relevant:

Goofus and Gallant and Gus (I participated in this)

NSFW Goofus and Gallant I had nothing to do with this.

Fresh-eyed movie blog
Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome
Defiler of Shops
Jul 20th 2010 at 7:28:37 PM

Goofus draws a picture of an outfit eating Gallant. (If we're using Gus, and him being even more of a normal kid...) Gus laughs at Goofus's picture.

Gallant cuts his sandwiches into halves and eats them with a fork and knife.

Soul is ugly.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree
Gristknife
Jul 20th 2010 at 7:40:36 PM

Goofus eats spam straight from the can.

Gallant makes sure all of his posts in the debate team forums his father urges him to participate in are spelled correctly and use proper grammar at all times.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
rumetzen The best there is from Austin, Texas
The best there is
Jul 20th 2010 at 7:43:35 PM

Goofus rapes hobos in the ass, giving them AIDS.

Gallant knows to wear a condom during rape.

Stupid, you could say these masculine thoughts are homosexual 'Cause they blow heads like that dead clothes designer
Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome
Defiler of Shops
Jul 20th 2010 at 7:45:07 PM

ARGH NINJA'D BY A PERSON WHO DIDN'T FOLLOW THE RULES!!!

edited 20th Jul '10 7:45:56 PM by Reecer6

Soul is ugly.
rumetzen The best there is from Austin, Texas
The best there is
Jul 20th 2010 at 7:46:06 PM

Goofus does heroin from dirty needles.

edited 20th Jul '10 7:47:15 PM by rumetzen

Stupid, you could say these masculine thoughts are homosexual 'Cause they blow heads like that dead clothes designer
TyrannoStorm Lord of ___ from GMT -7
TParadox Relationship Status: I know
Jul 21st 2010 at 1:02:28 AM

The way this works, as I understand it:

Gallant visits an old folks' home every Saturday.

Fresh-eyed movie blog
TParadox Relationship Status: I know
Jul 21st 2010 at 1:02:36 AM

Goofus tries to put his young folks in a home every day.

Gallant bakes a cake for the PTA fundraiser.

(someone else's turn. Make that funny.)

edited 21st Jul '10 1:03:29 AM by TParadox

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KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock
Forum lurking fox
Jul 21st 2010 at 1:12:21 AM

Goofus robs the whole damn bakery. And That's Terrible.

Gallant helps babysit his younger cousins.

Sonic hates SOPA
blakyoshi7 I'm a secret character! from the Bone Dragon Pit
I'm a secret character!
Jul 21st 2010 at 9:41:14 AM

Thanks for re-railing the thread, T Paradox grin

Grabbing is where you must begin Shaking for treasure from within Throwing far is how to win!
Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Dreams of Revenge
Jul 21st 2010 at 9:45:12 AM

Goofus mugs his younger cousins.


Gallant helps the infirm across the street.

Locking you up on radar since '09 Hand out the arms and ammo, We're gonna blast our way through here!
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree
Gristknife
Jul 21st 2010 at 10:27:12 AM

Goofus makes people infirm while they cross the street.

Gallant uses compact fluroescnence to save electricity.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR
Embrace the mindscrew
Jul 21st 2010 at 10:28:50 AM

Goofus burns coal on site.

Gallant gives to the poor.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome
Defiler of Shops
Jul 21st 2010 at 10:46:01 AM

Goofus eats the poor and gives the remains to the dump. Then steals from the rich.

Gallant turns the music volume down when others complain.

edited 21st Jul '10 10:46:31 AM by Reecer6

Soul is ugly.
TyrannoStorm Lord of ___ from GMT -7
Lord of ___
Jul 21st 2010 at 11:54:15 AM

Goofus steals others' stereos and turns those up.

Gallant brushes his teeth twice a day.

I hate quotes. Tell me what you know- Anonymous
Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa
Fear me
Jul 21st 2010 at 12:38:04 PM

Goofus steal's old people's dentures so he'll have plenty to replace his rotting teeth.

Gallant uses a napkin at the table.

KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock
Forum lurking fox
Jul 21st 2010 at 12:38:34 PM

Goofus brushes his neighbours teeth thrice a day. With a toilet brush. NINJA STRIKE!

Goofus wastes as many napkins in the restaurant as possible.

Gallant likes to go see family movies.

edited 21st Jul '10 12:39:54 PM by KuroFox

Sonic hates SOPA
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree
Gristknife
Jul 21st 2010 at 12:43:02 PM

Goofus has starred in several movies that can only be found in stores with no windows.

Gallant keeps the thermostat at 68 degrees.

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Chabal2 Fear me from Plains of Tolosa
Fear me
Jul 21st 2010 at 12:46:42 PM

Goofus keeps the air conditioning on full-blast, has several fans on at the same time, and leaves the freezer open.

Gallant holds the door open for women (even when they bitch at him, claiming that they don't need a man to hold their forrs for them).

catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
Jul 21st 2010 at 12:57:02 PM

Goofus always smashes doors into other's faces on purpose.

Gallant never leaves his TV or computer on standby.

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line

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