Pangolins

Here's a video of a pangolin relaxing with its pet.

@Frog. Why yes, pangolins are paladins:

...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.

In before Pagonlin and Chuck Norris comparision

"Here to welcome our new golden-eyed overlords," said Addy promptly.

Lion: AH GONNA NOM U

Pangolin: wtf no

Lion: YES AH AM *nom nom*

Pangolin: dude go away

Lion: NOM NOM

Pangolin: ...

Lion: WTF IS THIS AH CANT NOM U

Pangolin: yeah dude now leave me alone

Lion: aww c'mon man just a lick

Pangolin: no

Lion: what about your tail, you don't need that right

Pangolin: piss off

Lion: OMG U MEANIE brb leaving the savannah 4EVAR

"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada

Chuck Norris actually used to be an honorary pangolin, but they disowned him in 2008, when he supported Huckabee's presidential campaign. Pangolins hate all politics and want nothing to do with it.

That's the main reason they haven't conquered the world yet.

Pangolin pangolin pangolin pangolin

inb4 Segata Sanshiro reference (seriously, the dude makes Norris look like a schoolgirl)...

Let's play a game about Pokémon...

Baby pangolins are known as coypus.

Battle Pangolins

By the powers invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles, I pronounce you guilty of paedophilia!

Sounds like X-Blades. [1]

edited 23rd Sep '10 9:32:08 AM by secretist

TU NE CEDE MALIS CLASS OF 1971

FUCK YEAH PANGOLINS

I can't believe this thread is still going. I only had pangolins on my mind because I was able to use them as a topic of conversation to actually get I girl I like to pay attention to me. My focus has already sort of moved on...

Flora Segunda | World Made By Hand | Monster Blood Tattoo ^You should read these series.

No one owns a thread here in TV Tropes. Conversations go in directions that no one could foresee.

Except the pangolins. They totally saw this coming.

You're absolutely right. I mean, as if they didn't qualified as Crazy-Prepared enough by being armored, they're also somewhat omniscient.

It is also said that Pangolins have been known to hack into electronic devices using their ridiculously long tongue. And that's my pangolin fact for today

I think I see how to do this sort of joke now!

edited 24th Sep '10 10:06:51 PM by frog753

Flora Segunda | World Made By Hand | Monster Blood Tattoo ^You should read these series.

I... I really don't know what came over me to do this.◊

Pangolin blood soup.