1. Respond to the "wish" above you in a way that completely... well... ruins it!

2. Try to make the "Ruining" at least a sentence.

3. Make a wish at the end of your post.

Example: I wish I was a fish.

Wish granted. You are a large happy tuna who lives as a member of a very large school. However, that school is on the coast of Norway.

Eventually, your school is caught by a large fishing rig and you die of suffucation.

I wish I had a pie.

Sorry if we have this game already and I missed it.

You sure can have a pie! However, nobody checked the expiration date. It's actually 2 months expired, and after your stomach stops burning you'll be in the hospital for a few weeks. Welcome to a very painful period of recovery and abysmal debt!

I need a new computer.

edited 29th Jul '09 7:56:23 PM by slb1900

Hope you enjoy your new system with 4 MB of RAM.

I wish I could come up with a wish to post.

You wish for The End of the World as We Know It.

I wish I was a godlike entity.

edited 29th Jul '09 8:00:35 PM by Wicked223

Your omnipotence traps you in six-dimensional spacetime. No matter what you do, you change reality, which shifts you to a different dimension so you have no permanence whatsoever; you get phased to a different dimension anytime you do anything. Your omnipotence traps you in permanent observance for eternity.

I just got a full scholarship for the college I've been going to.

edited 29th Jul '09 8:04:19 PM by slb1900

"I just got a full scholarship for the college I've been going to."

And that was funded by the mob. Hope you enjoy drug running to pay it off.

I would like the ability to fly.

You can only fly 1cm off the ground.

I wish I was famous.

You are now Hitler.

I'd like a billion dollars.

Here you are sir. A billion dollars of Monopoly money. What? They're still dollars.

I wish I had a hippo.

The hippo is on fire.

I wish I had telekinesis.

You can telekenticly bend a spoon in your hand.

I wish thse damn Evony ads would go away.

They are replaced with Head On ads.

I wish I had a pizza.

"I wish I had a pizza."

Enjoy the cyanide baked into the bread.

I wish to be a great marksman.

edited 29th Jul '09 8:23:34 PM by DragonQuestZ

You become super accurate and a woman.

I wish I had a moderately attractive and understanding boyfriend

edited 29th Jul '09 8:25:40 PM by Lanceleoghauni

You get this boyfriend, but sadly you become terminally ill within a month. He remains by your side through all this, but it is painful and you die in a few months.

I'd really like one of those cube shaped watermelons.

occono: Jackass Genie

It drops down on top of your head, still in the cement block used to grow it.

I wish that I could drive.

You can drive, but you're on fire.

I wish I was more awesome

You're more awesome, but you're on fire.

I wish that Haven had come up with something more interesting.

You become too awesome for the plot and get a bridge dropped on you.

I wish I had higher standards in media.

edit:Ninja-ed.

edited 29th Jul '09 8:59:50 PM by Wicked223

EDIT: Ninjas love to hit me.

edited 29th Jul '09 9:00:09 PM by Aondeug

MWAHAHAHAHA! I WIN!

Haven does come up with something more interesting. This thing ends up being something that is capable of squicking Tzetze and the universe implodes because of it.

I wish I had a goldfish named Steven.

You get a goldfish named Steven. Unfortunately? You are the goldfish.

I wish that I was on fire.

You die of third-degree burns.

I wish I had higher standards in media.

edited 29th Jul '09 9:04:39 PM by Wicked223

You become a Moral Guardian.

I wish that I had twelve limbs.