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1. Respond to the "wish" above you in a way that completely... well... ruins it!
2. Try to make the "Ruining" at least a sentence.
3. Make a wish at the end of your post.
I wish I was a fish.
Wish granted. You are a large happy tuna who lives as a member of a very large school. However, that school is on the coast of Norway.
Eventually, your school is caught by a large fishing rig and you die of suffucation.
I wish I had a pie.
Sorry if we have this game already and I missed it.
You sure can have a pie! However, nobody checked the expiration date. It's actually 2 months expired, and after your stomach stops burning you'll be in the hospital for a few weeks. Welcome to a very painful period of recovery and abysmal debt!
I need a new computer.
edited 29th Jul '09 7:56:23 PM by slb1900
Hope you enjoy your new system with 4 MB of RAM.
I wish I could come up with a wish to post.
You wish for The End of the World as We Know It.
I wish I was a godlike entity.
edited 29th Jul '09 8:00:35 PM by Wicked223
Your omnipotence traps you in six-dimensional spacetime. No matter what you do, you change reality, which shifts you to a different dimension so you have no permanence whatsoever; you get phased to a different dimension anytime you do anything. Your omnipotence traps you in permanent observance for eternity.
I just got a full scholarship for the college I've been going to.
edited 29th Jul '09 8:04:19 PM by slb1900
"I just got a full scholarship for the college I've been going to."
And that was funded by the mob. Hope you enjoy drug running to pay it off.
I would like the ability to fly.
You can only fly 1cm off the ground.
I wish I was famous.
You are now Hitler.
I'd like a billion dollars.
Here you are sir. A billion dollars of Monopoly money. What? They're still dollars.
I wish I had a hippo.
The hippo is on fire.
I wish I had telekinesis.
You can telekenticly bend a spoon in your hand.
I wish thse damn Evony ads would go away.
They are replaced with Head On ads.
I wish I had a pizza.
"I wish I had a pizza."
Enjoy the cyanide baked into the bread.
I wish to be a great marksman.
edited 29th Jul '09 8:23:34 PM by DragonQuestZ
You become super accurate and a woman.
I wish I had a moderately attractive and understanding boyfriend
edited 29th Jul '09 8:25:40 PM by Lanceleoghauni
You get this boyfriend, but sadly you become terminally ill within a month. He remains by your side through all this, but it is painful and you die in a few months.
I'd really like one of those cube shaped watermelons.
occono: Jackass Genie
It drops down on top of your head, still in the cement block used to grow it.
I wish that I could drive.
You can drive, but you're on fire.
I wish I was more awesome
You're more awesome, but you're on fire.
I wish that Haven had come up with something more interesting.
You become too awesome for the plot and get a bridge dropped on you.
I wish I had higher standards in media.
edited 29th Jul '09 8:59:50 PM by Wicked223
EDIT: Ninjas love to hit me.
edited 29th Jul '09 9:00:09 PM by Aondeug
MWAHAHAHAHA! I WIN!
Haven does come up with something more interesting. This thing ends up being something that is capable of squicking Tzetze and the universe implodes because of it.
I wish I had a goldfish named Steven.
You get a goldfish named Steven. Unfortunately? You are the goldfish.
I wish that I was on fire.
You die of third-degree burns.
edited 29th Jul '09 9:04:39 PM by Wicked223
You become a Moral Guardian.
I wish that I had twelve limbs.
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