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Don't underestimate me! I don't care about dubs, subs, or multi-lingual whatevers! Mark my words! Unmatched in heaven and earth, this dub will tear a hole in the universe! The dreams of the dub watchers... The dreams of the sub readers! Those two sets of dreams weave together in a double helix! Drilling a path towards tomorrow! And that's Tengen Toppa! THAT'S GURREN LAGANN! This dub will pierce through the language barrier and right through into tomorrow! JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!!

When I think I think of a museum...

"Welcome Sir to the Warehouse of Broken Dreams! That broken dream over there is when Ash lost to Tobias in the Sinnoh league finals! And that broken dream over there is when Paul lost to Ash in the Semi-finals! Also that broken dream belongs to the Pokelantis King when he tried to take over the world!"

Me:Interesting!

I want this song to be played at my funeral.

Along with an 'R' key in my coffin.

But the resistance collapsed as they encountered a threat like no other: a revolving door.

The other day my boyfriend told me he'd love me til the day Deadpool dies <3

I LIKE THE GREEN GUY, HE SPEAKS IN CAPSLOCK.

"To protect the world from Peachination."

"To unite all people within our subscriptions."

"To denounce the evils of D'oh I missed!"

"To extend our reach with a Pentagon fist!"

"Chugga."

"Jon."

"Team Runawayguys, blasting off at the speed of light!"

"Get a Chance time now or prepare to fight!"

"Caprisun, that's right!"

Ruling your miserable empire from the top of an iron throne for all eternity?

Not badass.

Having the entire tainted world laid before you but instead choosing to endure great hardships for the slim hope that one day you can live in a world of peace and prosperity?

Beyond badass.

"Omega Edge watched his breath crystallise before him. His red cap and plumber's outfit were strewn about the grassy field, and his bare skin rose in goosepimples at the caress of the Chain Chomp's warm, loving breath. He ran a hand down its metallic hide and looked into its huge dopey eyes.

'Chain Chomp... I-'

'WUUURUURURRGH'

'...yes... I love you too...'

They made love long into the night, and their children populated the entire romhack, forevermore..."

It's funny, Chuggaa once said that Jon inspired him to make videos. Yet here they are, murdering each other in a mario game. Tragic.

Look at your comment. Back to mine. Back to yours NOW BACK TO MINE. Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate crap it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're scrolling through comments, finding the ones that your comment could look like. Back at mine, what is it? It's a highly effective counter-troll. Look again, MY COMMENT NOW HAS MANY THUMBS UP.

Anything is possible when you copy and paste.

I'm on a desktop

Yeah listen up, here's the story, about a little scout that's paired on a blu team, and all day and all night and every teammate he sees is just BLU, like him, inside and outside. BLU his gun, with a BLU little HUD Bar and a BLU Stat bar and everything is BLU with him and himself, and everyone on his team, because his main enemy is on RED.....

I'm BLU if I were RED I would die, that freaking pyro's a spy, The freaking cake is a lie. I'm disguised as some guy, Indeed I'm a spy etc.

I have a blue point with big blue dot BLU is the color of all my team wears BLU is the intell and the cap point to i have a medic and he is so BLU RED is the intel we have to cap RED like the heavy that i dominate BLU is the Point i defend BLU like my teammates who live with me

tubeshark:
Persona-games really do make the player care for what's going on. When I finished P3, the credits felt like I was saying goodbye to good friends instead of just beating another game. The feeling was even stronger with P4. Not many games can do that.

It may sound funny, but during those long hours I used on both of the games I felt I got to know the characters. They were just a bunch of ordinary students, which I find much more easy to relate to than a bunch of black mages, thieves and warriors.

Video: Baby, baby, baby, oooooh!

Dad: Are you listening to Justin Bieber?!

Kid: No, I was watching porn.

Dad: Oh thank god!

And here, we see the local Pyro pack going out for an early morning hunt for their favored prey, the Spycrab. The alpha male leads on, but he and his pack fail to see the Spycrab lurking about their nest. Once again, the cunning Spycrab has proved to be a master of camoflauge.

From this video: ''I am posting a comment to this video. This is a very important part of youtube. The post button will post my comment, which is comprised of text and punctuation. The cancel button will cancel my post, deleting all text and punctuation. I will now press the post button as I wish to post the comment that I am currently typing in this box that is on youtube that is used to make comments of the text variety much like other people have done in the past. I have now pressed the button.''

@Nazi Kitty I read your comment.

I am literally liking your comment.

Your comment has been liked, giving positive reinforcement to the idea that your comment was witty or insightful. The opposite of liking has been termed dislike.

I am going to press the post button, giving the implication that I have no more to say on this matter,

I have not pressed the post button as of yet.

I still have not press-

Why the fuck is this a highest rated comment?!?