Burn It Down In The End
Whoever wrote my former room-mate's lines must have been on crack.
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
Wat
I'm forever stuck with the To Be Continued caption.
AKA "Jelly"
aka Silverespeon26
Mine is some zany 90's sitcom about a dysfunctional family and their only sane kid, who is also insane.
They can hear my inner monologues so whatever situation I imagine begins to happen.
The director is watching me :0
banana
Chaosmonger
You know how in Glee the songs always match up with what the focus characters are experiencing? Well in Sixth Form I was part of the interhouse a capella competition and both years our song fitted with my feelings. I had no imput in these choices. At this point I realised my life might be a TV show.
Swashbuckler
I feel like I'd be like everybody hates chris, but half the show is through my warped perspective where everything looks like a cartoon.
Champion of Io!
My life is part of a zany 'inspirational' movie involving a bunch of crazy but talented kids and their lives
edited 25th Dec '16 4:22:40 AM by BlizzardeyeWonder
Oh look, a ghost!
Whoever wrote my life must really love Cringe Comedy. 
Professional Professionalist
Mine is a generic teen movie. I'm not the protagonist, but instead the Breakout Character / Unpopular Popular Character.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Her Royal Loquacioussness
I knew there was a reason I talk out loud to nobody in particular! ...... Is writing about that a fourth wall break within a fourth wall break?
Taking a blow without flinching can sometimes be its own form of revenge.
Fandom Gremlin, Different Twin
I'm the wacky character of a moe anime.
http://www.ncls.it/g/
Jester of the Birbal Court
My life would be a less exciting Malcolm In The Middle.
edited 7th Aug '17 11:11:57 AM by MovieReference
The Prodigal Son returns.
Worst. Movie. Ever.
Whoever decided that my life should be a movie needs to reconsider their choices.
The Master Of Fright & A Demon Of Light
Well, it's one boring and shitty movie, unless i'm living inside a Time Skip.
~ * Bleh * ~ (Looking for a russian-speaker to consult about names and words for a thing)
Ah yes, a movie based around someone who would clearly be better as a background character. Wonderful.
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)
Hello? Hello, hello?
.....that'd.. be a bit of a forgetful mess.
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
If so, I would really like to talk to the writers...and the character designers.
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
This explains the plot holes.
This is a signature. It is not interesting. Please continue whatever you were doing, it is surely more fascinating.