According to what I heard about that one, reactions to it varied widely...rather like the football star's Boston cream cake at prom.
Edited by HeroGal2347 on Sep 20th 2023 at 11:42:12 AM
The sad thing is that Boston cream cake was still the best food there, pissing off Jamie Oliver really bit us in the ass
Yeah. The prank was with Jamie was fun but in retrospect the almond incident was taking things too far. It doesn't surprise me that he's angry at us.
Is that why my dad refuses to buy almonds anymore?
For every low there is a high.No, it's something your mom told him about the almond plantations down in Venezuela.
Huh? That's news to me. Last thing I heard about was the tie-dye peanut incident in Florida.
Which one? The one from '96, the one from '02, or the one from '06? I have sources for all three, but don't ask where I found them. My sister would probably kill me if I ever told anyone.
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlistYou're leaving out the one from '15, but I don't blame you for it.
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.Oh no. I still have elephant-related nightmares since that one.
You mean 2015? Between the peanuts, the okapis and the seventeen flugelhorns, that was a busy year.
Just don't mention that other 2015 incident, Nasa is still keeping an eye on us
Better NASA than Area 51. That did almost cause an international incident.
If I had a nickel every time we almost caused an international incident, I would have three nickels. Four if we count that thing with the llama.
Incidents? Goddamn, I had to catalogue all of the ones that occurred in a specific part of Japan alone! And I’m not even halfway done!
If you think cataloging those are horrible, wait till you get to England. The world isn't ready for the incidents of Cambridgeshire to become public.
Edited by HeroGal2347 on Sep 23rd 2023 at 1:37:25 PM
Lemme tell you, have you ever been to Pennsylvania? I've heard they're in the middle of some occult-type **** that makes what you're talking about seem like nothing by comparison.
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlistThe last time I was in Pennsylvania, it involved Time Travel, a guitarist, and way too many pancakes.
I think that thing with the walrus happened somewhere in Pennsylvania, too. Or maybe Albuquerque. I can't remember, all I know is those are some of the locations I'm permanently banned from.
(I forgot Pennsylvania is a state, not a city.)
Edited by punkcrow on Sep 23rd 2023 at 1:45:15 PM
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.The incident with the walrus was when space was all wonky and Pennsylvania and Albuquerque were technically in the same place
Was that the same time as the march of the spider monkeys on the Alamo? That was a funny one.
Edited by HeroGal2347 on Sep 24th 2023 at 12:38:59 PM
That wasn't funny. Those spider monkeys stole my cousin's car. Speaking of my cousin, she's currently crashing at my house because she's on the run from killer clowns.
Edited by LadyBlackwood on Sep 24th 2023 at 3:25:52 PM
You sure she doesn't mean killer mimes? The mayor and the Boy Scouts both said they're becoming a big problem.
Either way they shouldn't be a problem much longer, we can just call in a meeting of the High Council of Jesters and Harlequins. They still owe us for the ending the cream pie shortage
Forget that, they still owe us for the Red Nose Standoff of 1999.
No, I'm pretty sure the prince was Austrian. Or maybe Australian. I forgot a lot of the specific details because it's pretty much overshadowed by how I ended up getting food poisoning from that cake.
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.