I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Why even bother with radar when your target is the size of a small planet?
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
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Because an obscene plant was stripping in there, fool!
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WOOOOOOW
Geraniums are not obscene! Why does everyone keep saying that?! Now, camellias...those are obscene. And I think we all know why.
My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women
Don't remind me of camellias. I got traumatized for life by what I saw one of them doing.
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Heh. If camellias give you that reaction, then you're not ready for the lilies.
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Stop with the lilies. Animalia are always worse than Plantae in this manner.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Mutant Child
Don't make me remember the Great Kingdoms War... those protozoa are very nasty fighters.
But ultimately who came out winning? Those stupid Bacteria. I wonder what their secret was...
What, me worry?
It’s steroids. But where they got them from is a mystery...
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I have my suspicions on the unicorns. It's always the unicorns...
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What comes up
Yeah, remember what those fuckers did to Godzilla?
Edited by Superjohn on Feb 28th 2021 at 3:12:58 AM
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
Yeah. Without the unicorns' intervention, Godzilla would have whooped King Kong's ass.
Didn’t he die to the “The Last Laugh” sickles?
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No, he died to germs. Actually what does germs denote?
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
A Lyoko Brony
Their speech was awful, though.
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Awful? Remember that time with the bucket in the Maldives? That was awful!
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What about that time we went to the Hawaiian Dwarf Hugging Contest? Wasn't that a horrible idea?
Number one fan of characters that appear only once and ultimately were a recurring character either in disguise or trying a new image.
Hey, I met my wife at the Hawaiian Dwarf Hugging Contest. I'll never tell my kids this story, though...
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
No, no, no...you're thinking of Evie and Jacob... People make that mistake all the time.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
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Look, Jacob was the one who ended up stuck in the Earth's core with no way to die, okay?
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Didn’t we put the monster who was the anthropomorphic personification of Pi in there aswell, Miitopia Cleric He should be dead by now can you revive him?
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He's as good as dead, but his sister is available. Still don't know how she is growing that rose on her head, though.
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My Head Is On Fire
I heard she made a deal with the Goddess of Fertility. It certainly would explain why she brought all that fertilizer and the seed parcels into the forest. But what I'm wondering is, how did the pygmy goat play into all of it?
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I think the Potted Plant Raid happened when a person literally lay under an actual radar.