The noodle incident

Oh, honey. You weren't there for incident at that one edgy cafe in Reykjavik with the sentient malware, were you? That is the definition of a nightmare!

Sentient malware, psssh. It's the sentient computers you have to worry about. That's the third disc my disc tray ate up this week.

Is it the one you swore to burn?

Fire bomb, subtle difference. But the ghost of Leonard Cohen talked me out of it. Well, sang me out of it, actually. His best song since Hallelujah.

Don't talk to me about Hallelujah, thanks to that squirrel hypnotist I still get the urge to climb trees whenever I hear it

But it was needed to kill that Cheesed up Mad scientist who was trying to uh...what was he doing? his speech wasn't clear.

Well of course his speech wasn't clear, that happens when you have an ocelot for a tongue.

Didn't he also do some crazy shit back in 1979? Or was that Vanessa? I don't remember.

Technically he both did and didn't yet, time travel you know

So that's what actually happened to the Library of Alexandria...

Barbarians can't hold their liquor and read Shakespeare at the same time. Who knew...?

That's the last time we give sentience to a cell phone service provider chain.

Now we all know that the "T" in "T-Mobile" actually stands for "Terminator".

On the plus side we did learn the last decimal of pi, too bad about the consequences if it becomes public knowledge though

Worse than the battle of the train wastelands and the Devastator Alpha incident combined?

Nah, we're not talking 15:02 levels here

Yeah, it would just become an end of the world scenario

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Jun 27th 2019 at 5:13:57 PM

Raise your hand if you feel fine.

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Anyone?

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No?

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F***!

Johnny's feeling fine, but you gotta understand

Johnny's feeling fine, but he couldn't raise his hand

Johnny's feeling fine, now he has to reprimand

Johnny's feeling fine, but he's got no freaking hand


Can someone get rid of that rhyming fairy?

No, it's a pesky one. Won't leave until you stand on your head in the corner and sing the Dutch national anthem.

Well I know the Dutch anthem but I need someone to help balance me while I'm standing on my head. Also don't forget I can' t sing unless there is a cat nearby due to the curse.

Not to mention that a donkey needs to play the fiddle, remember?

Not necessarily, you could substitute a dance king playing a banjo.

No, the leper definitely said donkey and fiddle.

I don't care what the leper said, the rainbow fairy said you could make the substitution.