The noodle incident

"Poisen"? Is that anything like poison? Or fish? Poisonous fish?

Wasn't Poizen an 80s Swedish goth band? Like Abba on depressants, they were.

Edited by atimnie on Mar 30th 2019 at 12:17:40 PM

No, wait... I'm thinking of that song by that New Jack Swing Boy Band from the late '80s/early '90s. You remember them, right? Ball Bev Devo?

I remember them, the three lesser members from New Dads in the Blockade.

Man, New Dads in the Blockade was the shit! I mean sure, their third album may or may not have lead to some smashed windows and overturned dumpsters, but they really had it going on!

Yeah, shame about the whole demonic mind-control incident that got them sacrificed to Glytoch

Sacrificed? It's not like they actually died. Sure, they'll never look at armpits the same way again...

Didn't we undo it with the only way we know how. more violence?

no, those were the other 500 pillages.

I hate to mention the elephant in the room, but... there's an elephant in the room. Did we get that from one of the pillages?

Oh no. He's Dolly's emotional support animal. Poor woman hasn't been the same since Jolene offered her man as a cult sacrifice to the Potato God.

Potato god... was that Oreida or Spades Mc Kenzie?

His name was Idaho, remember? He brought us Arby's curly fries and whatever that thing with mayo and crushed Nilla wafers is!

Did anyone feel a time jump? Seems like we just jumped about one month ahead.

Nah, more like a year.

Yes, there was a time jump, but what about the cupboard demons?

I'm sure the robot took care of them

Wait, are we talking about the ROBOT or the ANDROID? Because the android gets mad if we call her a robot and I really don't want her offended if we made that mistake. Especially not after last time. Seriously, I still have a scar on my elbow from what she did!

I didn't know an arm could bend like that and not break.

Now where did I put that wrench?

I think Ratchet has it. You know what they say about lombaxes and wrenches, right?

Don't remind me. After the incident with the green duct tape, seven pounds of candy bars, and the two baseballs that appeared in my underwear! I had scars on the legs for years!

Still, those are a little bit worse to deal with when they're filled with shrapnel

Oh, you know that Shrapnel guy, I think his name was ... something... Shrapenella... anyway, he finally died from the donkey incident... no, not THAT donkey incident.

Goddamn donkeys, man. Once my neighbor's pet donkey broke into my house, and she didn't even close the shower curtain!