The noodle incident

Are those hitmen still being duck distracted? No, wait, they're getting ready to bust in...

Wait, ducks? I thought the quacking was from the elephants! Don't tell me you sent them to That-Place-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named, especially after what happened with the genetically modified orangutans...

Don't worry guys, I just called the Queen of the Clowns to cash in on that favor she owes me for the acid cream pie incident, and she has agreed to send her finest clownja's to protect us. So we just have to hold out until they arrive

The clownjas passed us by. Said they were on their way to the next Gathering of the Juggalo Ninjas. But why? They don't even look like they know how to juggle!

I've seen them do it. Problem is, is that it's about as entertaining as the Lake Shore Takeover of 1980.

Yeah, nothing like the one that took one year later. That was absolutely nuts, or so i've heard.

I don't know if anyone noticed, you were so engrossed in your discussion, but those who will not be named busted in... and ran right into the time portal.

That explains why Hitler became a Super Saiyan. I had been wondering that for a while. Now excuse me while I use the time portal to fix this... Okay, I fixed it. Hitler has Ultra Instinct now.

What have you done

Gave a famous artist Ultra Instinct so that he can create even more famous paintings. What else would I be doing. Speaking of which have you heard, someone wrote an alt history in which Hitler became the Furher, I know it sounds ridiculous but it was actually pretty good!

Is this the same reality where he got Carly Simon to write his propaganda songs through Reddit?

No no no, you've got it all wrong, it was through Digg, not Reddit. Well, then again, that is the reality where Walt Disney became immortal, and we all know how well that went.

So that is where my forum games went!

Which is why we won't let that happen to this one.

Oh, and by the way, does anyone know where that broken tea kettle went? I need it. It's important.

It took offense when the pot called it black. I don't think it helped its case when it brandished a gun in that convenience store without wearing a mask or a balaclava or anything to cover its face.

Edited by WillyFourEyes on Oct 15th 2018 at 6:15:13 AM

That wasn't the kettle, that was the kettle's Evil Twin who it sent to rob the convenience store in its place so as to throw the cops off.

And then we morphed the kettle twin and the pot into the sentient bucket. It still gives me an evil look whenever I have to use it.

Also, I think it's still mad at us about what happened at the stegosaurus park, so ... maybe don't bring that up for awhile.

Well, what did you expect when you used that spatula? You could've given someone a heart attack with that!

What? No, I have lived through the Jazz Incident of 1973!

Everyone remembers the bells, frogs, and big cherries, but the magic cheese seems to slip most folks' minds.

Not surprising considering it was called "cheese of making people forget it exits", though why the Grinch would make it I have no idea

Since when then did the Grinch need a reason for anything he does? A better question is, why did all the Whos in Whoville put up with it?

I've been told the mayor of Whoville was in cahoots with the Grinch... but then again, the person who told me that also believes that vultures are actually spies for the Kenyan Mafia, among other things.

Well they aren't totally wrong, remember the "pudding mishap"? The one that happened in Amsterdam not one of the other five

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Oct 18th 2018 at 7:48:31 PM