A Forum Thread In A World Where Fiction Is Real

Wow that’s a lot!

At least that inheritance is worth something. Just came back from watching the Brothers Mann documentary and holy fuck that inheritance was just... insane. Insanely worthless, that is.

Yeah that’s why I’m going to New Mexico.

Oh fuck oh damn the area I'm in apparently has murderous doppelgängers. Any advice on what to do?

Show no fear, cover your ears, and give them hell.

I think following this video might help.

Edited by Ore-O on Sep 21st 2022 at 3:15:53 PM

K, thanks guys. My cousin has been acting weird lately so this might help.

Burn the body, it could be one of those body snatchers I keep hearing about.

Does anyone know how much a vacation to Lothlorien goes for these days?

Not sure. But I'll avoid the casino, thanks. I'm coming in all the way from Oregon, and bot much happens there. The most I know is that there was some hubbub about some kid... wait. This is kinda dark, so I'll spoiler it. (Spoilers for Omori/{{OMORI}} ahead!) The kid accidentally killed his sister, then faked her suicide to cover it up.

Edited by J08 on Sep 21st 2022 at 3:22:12 AM

Wonder what Philanthropy are doing after that whole "Guns of the Patriots" incident.

Tried to drop kick the damn beast. Bastard broke all my bones, punched me through the wall sending me straight into my neighbor's house. Posting from the hospital, someone else is typing for me.

Jesus my neighbor Jon is back at his house, crying again with his cat, I feel bad for the man, he’s been trying to date any of the woman in this neighborhood and each one of them failed.

Are you sure the cat's real? For all we know, he could be a figment of his imagination.

No, I’m sure of it, I see the silhouette of a cat from his window or that could’ve been a dog, I remember seeing him walking a big tongue looking dog.

Edited by This on Sep 21st 2022 at 9:23:44 AM

Dammit, there's a huge Bulborb infestation in my backyard. They're eating all my plants. Anyone got any tips on how to get rid of them?

Edited by kirbman on Sep 21st 2022 at 8:38:10 PM

Tell me where I can find a healer first.

I would suggest a Pokemon with Perish Song if you have any. Just be sure to get your earmuffs.

Edited by Ore-O on Sep 21st 2022 at 2:51:13 PM

I don't think that'd be a good idea. I don't want my cat to be affected too. I'll probably just buy some Pikmin to fight them off.

Hey guys I need help again, the moon is red and the zombies are in some rage mode because they are breaking down my walls!

Did you manage to summon a Servant? Even if they aren't very powerful, they can deal with some angry zombies.

It's nighttime! Order some puffshrooms and doomshrooms!

I have already stocked piled a army of Cherry Bombs, I’m planing to make a run to my other neighbor’s house.

I heard that a pair of teenagers got arrested for picking a fight with a giant ape the size of a house. Talk about Too Dumb to Live.

I heard that the United Aerospace Corporation is making an experiment on Mars and its moons. Any thoughts on that?

I heard they were experimenting with dimensional barriers and trying to bridge a gap between our world and Hell. I don't think that's true, but you never know with those people.