Your Final Frontier: (A Murdergame)

   "Ah. I have aligned myself with the contract. That makes me feel secure. The contract is good and moral."   

He outstretches his unnaturally long arms in a very organized and specific way.    "Hello, fans and consumers! My name is Nyquil Codone, Intergalatic Space Basketball All Star and 5-time winner of the Space Ham! But I didn't do it on my own. Not without ALLIAIDE! ALLIAIDE! The sponsored drink of the Dumpster System!"   

[Katana immediately goes to Kennifer.] "Vau veoh?^note Are you okay?"

-burps hard- "Oh shiiiiiit, I can't handle this! I'm too poor to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!—"

"Oh shut up."

Voxel picks up a chair off the ground and awkwardly starts slamming it on the ground, then flings it across the room. He then starts to do this with multiple objects.

   I dunno, Chadley, I'm just messin' around.   

Nyquil approaches Voxel.    You seem to be struggling with your vandalism. May I suggest empowering yourself with ALLIAIDE!   

"This place smells like bad news," Akane says. "Maybe it's just hunger. I need something to eat..."

   No thanks, I don't- I don't drink very much. Only once every so often.   

"Um, heya. I'm Strawberry Cookie. But Strawberry or Sara is fine."

[["purple:Ugh, too loud."]]

Kennifer glances around at the rather interesting assortment of other prisoners around her.

"Anyway, I guess we're doing the introduction thing, huh? My name's Kennifer."

"Eie-vui vay vauvee vay!^note I'll take some Alliade!"

"'scuse you ma'am! I was having good time diving through a dumpster, I found gold! I was finally about to have a lucky break until it all blacked out! Now I'm onboard this fuckin' space station. They better have the 'uckin' booze."

"You can call me Huitzil."

   "Watching the drug intake, huh? Well not to worry! ALLIAIDE is right at the maximum allowed restricted drug percentage allowed in drinks sold under the Alliance!"   

   Yeah, this is a Sunday alright.   

"Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKIN' ALIENS WHO ABDUCTED US BETTER SHOW UP! All I wanna do is greet you the "friendly" way..."

Of course since she doesn't speak any Pokemon languages, Kennifer has no idea what she's being asked, but the Eevee is pretty cute and looks concerned, so she just offers a slightly lopsided smile.

"Yo. Akane Owari. Nice to meet you guys... I guess."

   Wherever I am... I should probably get heading on back to Reno sometime soon.   

"Mah name's Bill's Brother. I don't think I have a real name, I'm just Bill's Brother. Me and my brother used to run a space station of our own, 'uckin' around, doing nothing. How did we get to that I've no 'uckin' idea."

"Eugh, vau veoh eva?! Vai vayoh!^note Ugh, can nobody hear me?! This is annoying!"

"We're all doing introductions now? Just call me Huckleberry or quite rarely as my birth name, Ruby Flynn."

"Huckleberry f-"

   YEOW!   

Meat, Voxel's grotesque worm creature, starts chirping at Katana.

Nyquil notices Katana.    "Oh! Hello, tiny little domestic animal! I know exactly what someone like you needs to THRIVE! INTRODUCING..."    He pulls out a bag of meaty berry treats.    "DOMESTREATS! Made out of the finest real sewer rats!"