Broadway, Broadway... Actually, we do have ssome connectionss, yeah, ssure, we can get you an audition. It will be through one of our PR repressentitivess though, sso we'll ssend them with you to wherever. Oh, yeah, that'ss right. Floran should probably track down Hydroxyl at ssome point. What the fuck iss broadway? Can we get ssomeone to find that out sso we can do that?

Anyway, Zakuro, you have the IOU, but you want anything elsse right now? Oh and alsso Loona, you want to ssay anything or receive anything before we releasse you?

Uh... Okay ssure, Ghosstssummon man. We'll... jusst throw you to our demonologisstss, they can probably ssummon one up for you... Though you will have to make the relationship WORK, unlesss you jusst want a demon hooker. fucking god humanss are grosss

Edited by Florien on Dec 13th 2020 at 4:58:31 AM

   OK If Voxel is Dead Den Can I At Least Ask for A Sexy Demon Girlfriend   

Ryoma looks at Ghost Johnson with a "...what" look.    "Excuse me what-"   

(Something that seems like hope leaks into Zakuro's voice for the first time since you've seen him, but he just as quickly shuts it down.) So - do you know where my sister is? ... Actually, forget it. I just want out of this place. And to dismantle the damn island game run by that livestock bastard Paca already. That's all.

(A beat passes.)

...Hold that thought, could I get another jacket? There's... kind of a lot of blood on this one, and it wasn't exactly cheap to get custom made. Uh.

No idea who your ssisster iss, we'll get a tracker on that. Floran would give you floran'ss jacket to remember thiss by, but if it'ss bloodstainss you're worried about, that won't work... Wait, we do have ssome ssurpluss Military oness. You can have one of those. And here'ss a wild richard to buy a new cusstom one for when you get back to wherever. You were all great fun, by the way. As for dissmantling that issland game... Well, we'll give you a nuclear weapon, jusst point it at whatever, and watch your problem get ssolved!

   You Still did Not Answer My Question   

   Oh Vait You Did You Just Vent Back In Time And Deed It   

   *Ahem* I am OK with this. I will treat her well and I will crush her poossy.   

“I’m the watcher, you pricks.“

“Why are we here?”

"We got all the killers, so they're letting us go free."

Ah, sso a quesstion. Well, to put it ssimply, floran was killing two birdss and nine people with one sstone. You ssee, one of you, and floran iss not ssure which, murdered our chief accountant, as floran told you at the sstart. Huge messs, had to clean that ALL up, took forever, and we needed to know the killer before insstalling Lansse over there into the full position due to a bylaw. Now, of coursse, we're jusst asssuming we got them, but Eh.

The ssecond sstone iss that Tennysan, floran'ss human counterpart in leadership, really liked it lasst time we did thiss. Sso we did it again, and the highlightss reel will be her holiday pressent. (Don't sspoil it for her, if you meet her, pleasse. Floran wantss to ssee her reaction.) Now anyway, you all have a full pardon, blah blah blah, let'ss get you to the shipss, right?

Sendri seems oddly happy. You all could swear their voice is familiar... but that's probably not important. You all are escorted to the ships off-planet, and waved to, almost disturbingly cheerily, as you are loaded in.

Wait, wolfpersson, was that quesstion actually your requesst or do you have a different requesst? Floran jusst realized the context issn't entirely clear.

Wait, never mind the nevermind, actually. Here'ss a communicator, jusst call floran up if you think of an actual requesst that issn't jusst a quesstion about Floran executing mosst of you in wayss other than firing ssquad for floran and others'ss entertainmentss. Have fun out there everyone!

Sendri tosses Loona a communications device, and all the doors on the craft shut. A couple seconds later, the house you were all trapped in creaks, and slides down the hillside in multiple pieces as Lansse screams in horror.

Edited by Florien on Dec 13th 2020 at 5:23:04 AM

Ghost Johnson heads to the ships.

   I'll be waiting for my demon girlfriend.   

Alexis is humming happily to herself as she heads for the ships.

Ryoma also heads to the ships.    "I wish you all luck on your future endeavors."   

Too damn cold here... floran'ss going to do it ssomewhere with reassonable temperaturess next time. Ugh. Should never have left the sstation. OH FUCK FLORAN FORGOT TO TELL VAYAR TO SSTOP! ONE OF YOU GET HER TO DO THAT!

The ships take off.

Your Final Frontier Two: This time it's not (as) personal, results!

Dead

Adrien, the Pickpocket. Gotmo' votes, got got in Gitmo.'

Amelia, the Medic. Staked to bring balance to the force.

Datz Are'bal the Black-hat Gunslinger. Their last words? Chute!

Draco Centauros the Hero. Their lifeline was snipped short.

Heinz Doofensmirtz the White hat Gunslinger. Fell in love at the Copacabana.

Hibachi the Ninja. The real illusion was her chance of escape.

Marshal the Profiler. Roadkill, much like the other squirrels.

Invader Zim the Suppressor. Fireflew right into the Stars after a short trek.

Alive

Alexis, the Investigator. Thankfully, she didn't get involved in any Moose Murders.

GIR, the Captured Spy. Drove an accountant to tears, then drove off into the sunset.

Ryoma Hoshi the Illusionist. Disguised the murderers' defeat as an assured victory.

Ghost Johnson the Necromancer. He played drums so good the ghostbusters blocked his number!

Loona, the Watcher. Loona was not the impostor. (Or was she?)

and Zakuro Oshigiri the Victim of Circumstance Did all their work at night, but it was damn good work. (Also didn't fall out of an airlock.)

The end of round two.

Someone want to revive this game?

Alright then.

Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Nov 14th 2023 at 2:15:40 PM

This game isn't really compatible with 'someone reviving it'. If you'd like to start your own murdergame, you can certainly do so, but this one belongs to Florien.

... maybe do it in Role Playing instead? We had a discussion about this back when murdergames were big, but I don't remember how/if that was concluded.