Welcome to Murder U! (Murdergame)

"Oh. Still...nah, I can't lie, it's...not that great a name."

   And I agree with you somewhat. Everyone's entitled to their own opinions. As long as I'm comfortable with my name, and it's certainly grown on me a bit, I'll be fine.   

   (Okay, I've had all I can take of "TimeFriend" getting to chum it up with everyone. Eleven's enough. Oh, and right, I'm also omnipotent.)   

With a flash of light, a humanoid figure made of what appears to be solid pink light materializes in the center of the lobby.

   Hel~lo once more to all our new friends! It looks like a few of us are late, so I'll give them a helping hand~   

She snaps her fingers, and in another flash, everyone who hasn't already arrived is warped into the room. (Maybe some of those who haven't posted had actually arrived earlier and just not said anything yet? Who knows? Not us~)

   I believe most of you have already introduced yourselves. As for the rest...    She points in turn to each person as she names them.    Shizuka, Stephen, Cass, Pamela, Theodore.    She claps once, excited.    Now that you all know each other... I assume you're wondering why I've brought you all here.   

[Masahiro turns to the mysterious whatever-the-fuck-is-hosting-this and nods vigorously.] "FINALLY! I've been dying for an explanation! Where are we, anyway? And why are we here??"

   Do tell. I can't lie, I'm intrigued.   

"You're gonna answer that question? Great!"

   Ah, but I do forget myself. Of course you wouldn't know where here is!   

She gestures grandly to the building at large.

   This is Murder University, the finest institute of education that... I was able to visualize.    She smirks, as though at an inside joke of some kind.    On our campus, you can find all the amenities expected of a university. Classrooms, dorm rooms, a cafeteria, a library... except for one. An exit.    She gestures to the front doors. They're made of thick steel, and sealed with heavy chains. It's clear you can't pass through them, though why this might be the case is unclear, since you already have access to the outside — such as it is — via other exits.

She tilts her head.    Well, that's not strictly accurate, I suppose...   

Edited by wingedcatgirl on Nov 6th 2020 at 10:34:26 AM

"Wait, rewind—Murder University? Murder?! But killing is bad!" [There's a certain worry in Masahiro's voice that makes you wonder why he feels the need to state the obvious.]

   Killing is bad. But... as long as we look on the bright side of our life and live it to the fullest, it doesn't matter when we die.   

"M.. murder?"

   Would you believe me if I said it was named for corvids?   

"What the heck?" Collin exclaims. "That isn't right,"

fyi it's sleep time for this feline, so responses may be delayed by... some amount of time idk

“Murder University... Ive already been to college... Yale no less. What’s so good about this one?”

Shizuka enters the room.

"Good morning. At least, I think it's the morning. Hold on, let me check..."

She glances at her watch.

"Broken. Of course."

Class wakes up.

“Where...Am I?”

Barry leans onto Time Friend Mister Awe. "Why, it's a pleasure to meet someone as shining as you, Mister Awe. Ya like jazz?"

"Timeline Master? Don't talk to me about time!"

Class enters the room.

“Who.....are you guys?”

Ruby cringes. Murder University? This is not how I intended to to spend my sabbatical. At least the guy in the lab coat sounds like he might have some experience in a lab... call me if we get out of here and I'll see what I can do, by the way. Academics is a cutthroat business.

"Mierda, all of this is pura mierda!" A brunnete wearing an apron yells out. She points her frying pan at the 'host' "Mira here, person. I don't give a damn about your Murder University or whatever you call it. I already attend highschool so don't speed up the process there. Also do me a favour and get me back to my resturant before I make you the next surprise meal on the menu!"

Class whispers to herself.

“ Murder Univerity?.....”

She then speaks up.

“What is “Murder University”?”

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Nov 7th 2020 at 4:09:40 AM

"If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a university that got murdered!"

Maybe it's to teach us forensics? How investigate a murder...

She seems unsure.

“If this was a Normal University, then why were we kidnapped? Or did I just have a drunk rampage?”