ENVOYS: A Dumb Crossover Text Adventure

Hungrybox?
No, you silly.

You touch the 'hand' and- Well that wasn't so ba- (Hi!) wHahahAHAAT THE FUCK.
WHAT.
WHAT WAS THAT VOICE YOU JUST HEARD.
WHY ARE YOU MAGICALLY COLORED NOW. WHAT
W H A T

Edited by Awe921 on Jan 31st 2020 at 12:57:19 PM

> Bang your head

The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.

..why are you hitting your head, poyo?
Yeah, I, the narrator, despite this magical voice not hearing me, completely agree with them. You look like an idiot.

Edited by Awe921 on Jan 31st 2020 at 1:01:12 PM

> Tell the voices in your head to piss off Ask them what the hell is happening

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing

>Wonder if there are more voices in your head that you can't hear.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

What is happeni- Is there more voices in my head I can't hear? (Ah dunno. But right now its only me!) But- But I keep hearing orders- (Shock?) .. maybe its shock.

Edited by Awe921 on Jan 31st 2020 at 1:21:06 PM

> Ask the voice how to get out of the hole

The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.

>And for that matter, are there hole people you should be aware of?

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

How do I get out of here..? (You could try flying!) Do I look like a balloon to you? (Um.. well, theres that.. hm.. This kind of looks like a temple of sorts..? Maybe theres an entrance?) What if theres something dangerous in here? (Relax! I can show you how to fight.)

Edited by Awe921 on Jan 31st 2020 at 1:36:59 PM

> Run around

The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.

> Then run into the temple entrance

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing

>Ask Kirby if he's high

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

> Pray that an evil talking flower doesn't attack you.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

> start speaking korean

working on an interactive panel based on 'run around' and 'then run to the entrance' but I will try to integrate the other commands. please wait patiently!!! (its a dumb rpgmaker exploring thing if u wanna know what is it) nevermind. nevermind. RPG MAKER 2003 IS WAY TOO CLUNKY ABORT ABORT

Edited by Awe921 on Feb 1st 2020 at 7:18:38 AM

당신은 높습니까? (.. wat?)

> never mind, revert to english

> "So, what's the plan now?"

The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.

> Go east and pray that an evil talking flower doesn't attack you.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

>Find the talking flower from earlier and punch him

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

So, whats the plan? (Um, we should probably get out of-) Kick the flower, got it! Screw you, flower! REVEAL YOURSELF, YOU EVIL TALKING FLOWER!!

Edited by Awe921 on Feb 1st 2020 at 1:26:27 PM

> ENTER TUTORIAL MODE.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

>Go west. Life is peaceful there.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

> Put the flower in your hair

The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.

You escape from your flower mmmmMMUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRDERRRRR scene. Actually, carry the evidence. You will dispose of it later. And THEN you make your escape to the west.

Edited by Awe921 on Feb 1st 2020 at 1:44:33 PM