TroperNo9001
Lovely Legilimens
from MACUSA
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
Lovely Legilimens
#252: Apr 5th 2020 at 12:23:21 AM
> Buy some healing items.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
just some guy.
Awe921
eh
Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#254: Apr 9th 2020 at 6:47:53 AM
> Head to the market
You attempt to vault over the broken window-
thats still a convenience store btw
Oh, right.
After some time walking, of which these events happened:
They met a funny skeleton that said 'fuck' before disappearing, never to be seen again. Not depicted because the funny skeleton is too funny.
Zel challenged Penn to punch a crumbling drywall. Penn being the Penn he is, he punched it.
They're now at the abandoned supermarket. The lights flicker every once in a while, and supplies are somewhat scarce.
>Check inventory for anything passing as currency.
why are you looking for currency? you know its like. every man for themselves
Ehhhh...
<[Videogame logic! Its videogame logic!]
Videogame logic.
i'm pretty sure that logic would screw us over but oh well, i guess we might as well put some money for the employees who have to clean this up. after all of this is over, i suppose..
Okay. Check your pockets, everyone.
Ryuusei has a manual in his coat pocket.
Yew has the feeling of disappointment upon witnessing his lack of items.
Gardener has a bunch of seeds.
Penn has a fireaxe and a whip.
Zel has.. wait, he still has the money Yew threw at the poor guy's face!
Oh, uh, yeah. The cash you threw at my face.
Remember you still get a free revenge!
I'm saving it up.
Zel places the cash besides the register and heads into the supermarket.
Penn and the others soon follow.
> Buy some healing items
Zel nudges Yew to go to the medicine aisle.. theres only self care creams but oh well. Might as well look fabulous even in these times.
> Jump
OH! Isn't this..
Zel jumps, inspecting the shampoo that got his attention.
Impossible.. Its a shampoo that doesn't make you cry.. but its for adults!
Truly, this is a fascinating find!
.. oh.
What was it?
Just some shampoo.
Zel threw the rarity away..
no pics today because i literally haven't slept this night
TroperNo9001
Lovely Legilimens
from MACUSA
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
Lovely Legilimens
#255: Apr 9th 2020 at 8:39:26 AM
> Retrieve shampoo anyway and convince the cashier that you're of legal age.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
WilliamRadarStorm
my current job
from News Station NT
Since: Nov, 2013
Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#256: Apr 9th 2020 at 8:44:56 AM
>Pull the "four kids in a trenchcoat" act to convince the shopkeeper.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
#257: Apr 9th 2020 at 10:32:16 AM
>Say "fuck".
Myskywarm
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WilliamRadarStorm
my current job
from News Station NT
Since: Nov, 2013
Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#259: Apr 9th 2020 at 8:04:49 PM
>Adopt the "anything's free if you're not caught" mindset.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
AKMU
#260: Apr 9th 2020 at 8:06:52 PM
> find some water
Awe921
eh
Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#261: Apr 18th 2020 at 12:04:52 PM
> Retrieve shampoo anyway and convince the cashier that you're of legal age.
What shopkeeper? Either way, Zel places his cash on where the shampoo used to be as he retrieves it into his inventory.
>Pull the "four kids in a trenchcoat" act to convince the shopkeeper.
Penn and Ryuusei are already adults, but since Penn's a manchild, I don't think it really counts for him.
> Say fuck.
Fuck.
<[Don't do that, young paladin! I know the situation is crushing, considering you guys seem to be pretty much the only ones in this town. Or you probably thought that swearing to be a paladin involved actual swearing. Either way, thats a bad thing to do. Its in the paladin oath, which I studied for an entire week without sleep!]
Do you even remember it properly..?
<[Yes!.. okay, not really. Going without sleep didn't do much for my memory, but I'm still sure swearing is not allowed!]
> Look for free stuff
The shop's abandoned, everything's technically free.
>Adopt the "anything's free if you're not caught" mindset.
.. I saw nobody at the cash registers..
Wait, so does this mean- Sweet land of liberty, everything's free!
> Find some water
<[Well, I guess if its in the name of good you can take some of these.. and vanquishing undead, too. Like that bottle of water, we could bless it so it BURNS skeletons!]
Oh snap, gimme.
Edited by Awe921 on Apr 18th 2020 at 3:35:05 PM
Myskywarm
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#262: Apr 18th 2020 at 7:25:00 PM
> Look for a better weapon
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
BORK
#263: Apr 18th 2020 at 8:23:30 PM
> Poke a mystical axolotl
Google Snake Game.
TroperNo9001
Lovely Legilimens
from MACUSA
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
Lovely Legilimens
#264: Apr 18th 2020 at 8:42:16 PM
> Acquire skeltal-burning water, raid entire shop.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
#265: Apr 19th 2020 at 6:47:34 AM
> Do something weird.
Awe921
eh
Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#266: Apr 20th 2020 at 9:52:15 PM
> Look for a better weapon
> Acquire skeltal-burning water, raid entire shop.
I feel like this is a scam.. why are these bottles so small? Why does the stand look like its mounted by a 10 year old? The thing's so bad I feel like it breaks the law of space. Hell, even I think this looks phony!
<[Do not worry, Penn! It seems that despite it seeming water-ed down, well, water, it might still be able to be blessed!]
<[Now, do you have any salt?]
I have weeks of my life wasted on videogames, there might be plenty there. I think you could drill my brain open and-
<[Actual salt, Penn! Although that is a close second.]
<[Regardless, it is important we loot this shop! Look for salt!]
Already on it!
Meanwhile..
> Poke a mystical axolotl.
(they have a zoo in here..?)
(hold on- lemme get through these racks.. and there we are. ooh, a mascot!)
(its an axolotl! the sign over there says they're mystical too.)
(poke.)
> Do something weird.
(now i'm poking your nose! haha!)
(man, i always wanted to do stupid things like these, but mom says 'if you do it on the statues you'll do it on people too'. she sucked, but, well, she was my mom.)
*sigh*
(oh well. i should look somewhere else. this one doesn't have a gift shop, which sucks.)
its getting kind of harder to keep doing this because for some god forsaken reason my firealpaca broke and refuses to save, leading me to have to save EVERY single update i do to the spritesheets in a DIFFERENT NAME. god dammit
Myskywarm
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#267: Apr 20th 2020 at 9:55:37 PM
> Volunteer to scout the store
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
TroperNo9001
Lovely Legilimens
from MACUSA
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
Lovely Legilimens
#268: Apr 20th 2020 at 10:11:56 PM
> Find a gift shop
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
WilliamRadarStorm
my current job
from News Station NT
Since: Nov, 2013
Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#269: Apr 23rd 2020 at 9:47:44 PM
>End up on the ceiling.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
ElenaOkami
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Since: Jul, 2019
Relationship Status: Singularity
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#270: Apr 24th 2020 at 6:58:59 AM
>Fall off the ceiling
Ever put tea in a coffee mug? Or coffee in a tea mug?
Awe921
eh
Since: Jun, 2018
eh
#271: Apr 30th 2020 at 3:10:20 PM
> Volunteer to scout the store
Raising your hand and pointing it high above the air, you nominate yourself as the official STORE SCOUT. If this were a RPG, you would have gained stats that would have fit your job, but unfortunately, it isn't.
> Find a gift shop
You decide to scout for gift shops. They have a bunch of things in it, including toys. For whacking these shadowy blobs that burst into weird monsters thingies with. You could use a new shovel, after Zel still didn't give you your shovel back..
(.. theres also candy too. candy is very important. and in these times, i don't think any parents going to tell me that candy's bad..)
>End up on the ceiling.
You attempt to find a vantage point to optimize your shop scouting skills. You climb up stairs to the second floor, but you can't find one to the ceiling. Deciding to look from the second floor, you spot a gift shop on the horizon. Maybe? I guess? You can't really make out any details from there, but..
Fall off the ceiling.
Pssh. Nah. You're too cool to make that mistake.
You jump off yourself.
Continuing the ongoing mystery of why children can fall off roofs and still be fine yet an adult gets their day ruined by a back from sleeping like if they were a lizard, you get out mostly unscathed. Probably because you landed on a decorative tree's leaves.. Climbing down, you use your secret technique of blowing on where it hurts. There- good as new!
You soon approach the shop. The window's fogged out and the door's barricaded.
AKMU
#272: Apr 30th 2020 at 3:24:40 PM
> burn the barricade
Myskywarm
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#274: Apr 30th 2020 at 6:59:30 PM
>Find windows.
TroperNo9001
Lovely Legilimens
from MACUSA
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
Lovely Legilimens
#275: May 1st 2020 at 12:47:14 AM
> Grab everything that isn't bolted down.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
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>Check inventory for anything passing as currency.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.