Only to find Dvorak waiting for him. He bludgeons Florien with a gold brick and takes the pizza.

After trudging all the way up to the surface, he funds that his ship still obeys him. Zanreo's in for a nasty surprise when he tries to call it...

Edited by dvorak on Aug 26th 2020 at 10:36:14 AM

...only for the alien virus that's taken a hold of a gigantic mecha the size of the Sun to gently grab Dvorak and crush him by grinding the tips of thumb and index against each other. The virus wants the pizza and wants it now!

What it doesn't know is Dhiruxide hitched a ride on it, having ducttaped himself to its right sole. He cuts the ducttapes with hedge shears, flies at the speed of light upwards (gigantic mecha the size of the Sun, yeah?) to grab the pizza from the mech's palm. He quickly teleports away to yet another dimension...but so does the enraged mech as well! Dhiruxide attempts to hide from the mech somewhere, but he—

Edited by Dhiruxide on Aug 26th 2020 at 7:44:05 PM

is saved by Knife. She pulls out two electric swords, and stands between Dhir and the mecha. She flash-steps around it's body, doing plenty damage, but is thrown across by it into a stone cliff.

Enraged, she feels an intense power flow through her. Six wings sprout from her back, glowing eyes appear across her body, and she begins to float. She points her blade at the mecha's core, and an energy beam flies into it, causing it to fall apart.

Returning to her normal form, Knife pulls Dhir up. "You're welcome. I'll just take that." And she pulls the pizza away from him.

Edited by MadameButterflyKnife on Aug 27th 2020 at 8:37:34 AM

Encountered Foreman, who gone and bought the Sun sized Mech in this universe "as supreme leader of the universe, I demand you hand over the Pizza immediately! I'm am the only one worthy of THAT PIZZA you dirty ass Commie" Foreman's Mech then smashes Knife WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE and since the Pizza is near indestructible it is unharmed, Foreman was just about to sit down to enjoy his pizza , and his victory over his rival when, EVIL Foreman comes out to destroy the Pizza, he kills Foreman with the one attack capable of permakilling the Pizza, he then goes back to before page one to destroy the Pizza before anyone can even know about THAT PIZZA

Edited by Foreman on Aug 27th 2020 at 8:36:37 AM

unfortunately, that is also the page where several of the awes have gathered in an effort to destroy the pizza, prior to EVIL foreman's shenanigans.

current awe921 also traveled back to page 1, and notices Foreman. he then points accusingly at Foreman.

"AY HE SAID THE N WORD!"

this angers every awe in the area, who promptly starts to beat the shit out of foreman. awe921 then takes a slice of the past pizza, before traveling back to present. unfortunately, upon doing so, he finds himself facing...

Superjohn, lounging out on a sofa, he uses his demon hands to crush awes head, then takes the pizza and walks off to his demonic motorcycle.

Only to find it applied with some force to his head, neck, and shoulders.

Dvorak retreives the pizza from the now crushed and mangled corpse, and goes through the rift back to the previous dimension.

"Lovely things, dimensional rifts. Wonder if I can get a shoggoth to spawn from it." He sits down to experiment with it over pizza ti-!

Edited by dvorak on Aug 27th 2020 at 7:17:04 AM

Foreman Pays the shoggoth (whatever that is) to take the Pizza from Dvorak

Whistle finds evidence of Foreman saying the Gamer Word on live stream and President O'Biden arrests him for war crimes. O'Biden then gives Whistle the pizza as a reward for her great work.

Unfortunately for her, it was Superjohn who shapeshifted into Biden, the pizza John gave her was a nuke, superjohn leaves with the actual pizza and flies off to Florida as the nuke goes off in the distance.

Edited by Superjohn on Dec 8th 2020 at 8:12:11 AM

Superjohn, once he gets to Florida, finds himself being chases by a Florida Man with a machete holding Knife's essence. Superjohn gets cut into little pieces, and becomes nothing more than part of a strange Florida headline. The machete then stabs the pizza and tries bringing it back to Knife, this time without anyone interfering.

Nobody interfers, but a gun does! West has blasted the pizza with a destruction ray she snatched from a supervillain, and then runs to the West Lake and makes a new pizza with dew from Mount Tai, flour from two ears of wheat from Chinese Heaven, meat from a celestial chicken and some cheese mix brought at the supermarket. She then eats a slice peacefully while sitting in a roof.

Foreman angry he always misses the chance to snatch the Pizza from Knife, accidentally uses the Pizza Blast on JTT Wlover, then EVIL Foreman congratulates Foreman then Foreman makes a new Pizza

awe921, using the evidence Whistle got earlier, cancels Foreman.

in the other definition that tumblr made, which is to 'kill someone', and awe accomplishes so by suffocating EVIL FOREMAN with the evidence and give Foreman a concussion using EVIL FOREMAN. he then takes the new pizza, eats it, but then notices the pizza that jttw dropped. he goes to grab it, but unfortunately he's intercepted by...

Edited by Awe921 on Aug 27th 2020 at 1:22:16 PM

...Zanreo, who shoots him with her Double Laser before grabbing the pizza for herself. She runs away and escapes by helicopter, and gets ready to eat...

Superjohn snuck onboard, shoots Zanero in the back, then jumps out and flies away from the doomed chopper with the pizza.

Edited by Superjohn on Aug 27th 2020 at 11:35:52 AM

awe921 then proceeds to slap Superjohn with the Henry Stickmin PFP Plague. while Superjohn is in the hospital, awe921 then swipes the pizza from his grasp.

Florien recovers after a night passed out in the economist universe from gold related head injuries. From the federal reserve bunker they take the mystical Sigil of Economics (which grants the user control over economics things) for future use. Using that, they escape to where Awe is, and uses Political Economy to become the new president as well as every house and senate member at once, and enact a law that says they now have the pizza. The government arrests Awe for theft of government property and turns the Pizza over to President Florien.

President Florien? You mean President Whistle!

Whistle sends Florien flying on a fusion bomb to France, leaving the pizza for herself to eat.

"President Whistle" is very publicly mauled to death by Devourak, who invokes Dead Man's Shoes on the Sigil of Economics, thus making him the new President-for Life of America (however long that may be) and uses his new office to make things back the way they were (minus California and all it's nonsense, which he splits off into a republic so he can watch it fail as he eats the Pizza). He also sends Whistle's giftwrapped body and a slice of The Pizza to France as a peace offering.

Edited by dvorak on Aug 27th 2020 at 11:20:47 AM

Wm disguises himself as the Vice president of Economy Dimension and pulls some strings of his own to frame Florien for fraud. He then ascends to presidency, repeals the "pizza = government property" law, swipes the pizza, and escapes into dimensional frontiers unknown. And by "dimensional frontiers unknown," he of course means a timeline black hole. (THE TIMELINE ABORTS)

Meanwhile, in the Real Timeline

Dvorak's peace offering is swiped by a wayward Wm, now dressed in Mad Max getup. He and a small group of bandits take both the corpse and the pizza off into a nearby desert that may or may not have been there before.

Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Aug 27th 2020 at 11:08:28 AM

However the Pizza that WM has (Dropped by JTT Wlover) is clearly an illusion, No Pizza can survive the Pizza Blast, not even THE ULTIMATE PIZZA, So Foreman goes back to page 1 to get it, and uses the ring of yes (which still only works for him) to get awe to hand it over

please don't let Pizzas survive the Pizza Blast, wether it was Foreman or EVIL Foreman, that's why I almost always leave time to retrieve it, do whatever else just don't let it be repaired if hit with it

Edited by Foreman on Aug 27th 2020 at 2:59:58 PM

Unfortunately for foreman, Superjohn was behind him and used the time machine to drop foreman off about the same time as when the Dinosuars ruled. Superjohn takes the pizza he got from awe and time travels back to the present.

Edited by Superjohn on Aug 27th 2020 at 2:01:12 PM

Florien calls a friend. Specifically, the Alliance friends mentioned in their first post. After waiting on hold for a while, they manage to request a retrieval team, under orders to not look directly at the pizza. Superjohn is on the receiving end of a Tele-Frag as the retrieval team beams down upon them. The retrieval team delivers the Pizza and Florien to a secret base on the moon of an exoplanet, while France explodes. Florien then coordinates their next move with Alliance leadership, foolishly leaving the pizza unguarded in a back room...

Dvorak's ship beams the pizza away while the Man Himself is doing his best to smooth things over with France.

"Let's all just talk this out over some pizza" he says, as the food materializes on the conference table.