its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
Into Celeste Mountain, Benbot Dashes past Libre grabbing the pizza before speed running up the mountain but what goes up must come down as proven by ...
Edited by JKBenbot on Apr 26th 2021 at 10:07:31 AM
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The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
...Nine-Tailed Cat falling out of an Astral Plane portal on top of Benbot, sending them both tumbling down the mountain. Nine-Tailed Cat lands on his feet at the bottom, grabs the pizza and runs off.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Suddenly as nine tailed cat runs through the wilds he stops dead in his tracks. . . as a beast with a flowing mane stares him down with familiar eyes. . .
Do not think for a second that losing my humanity has depleted my memory and purpose, I shall claim The pizza.
Nine tail enters into a combat stance as the predator's gaze narrows.
You have made a grave error, You have entered the jungle and with what I've become . . . HERE I AM KING!
Within an instant the two rushed each other, fighting tooth and claw until only one remained alive to claim the pizza
Victorious, The King roared as he claimed his prize.
This is my jungle, MY KINGDOM!
WHO ELSE DARES TO FACE THE GREAT LION VJOI!?
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
*Pop!*
"PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP-"
And then Libre's off with the Pizza.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
I grab it while using a hoverboard at full speed, escaping.
Edited by Delibirda on Apr 29th 2021 at 9:50:46 PM
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
The hoverboard soon reaches the end of the playable area and runs smack-dab into an Invisible Wall. As its rider recovers from the crash, Nine-Tailed Cat's latest backup clone shows up and yoinks the pizza.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Libre BITES said clone and makes a mad dash away from everyone with the Pizza!
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Your Lord And Savior
No he doesn't.
Using the power of trees, undead-treekuza reduces Libre to roots. Then he takes the pizza.
I am become dubstep, destroyer of taste
JK Benbot revives the ghost of 5 dead threads using them to steal the pizza and get it back to him.
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10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Benbot gets yoinked in the ass, and then the Pizza falls into a pit.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
I try to use dynamite to get it out. But it explodes before it can hit the bottom, and I pass out from the shock of the sound.
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
Risdio, who finds a Quad Damage power-up in pocket, uses it and gibs Delibirda with a Super Shotgun. He goes to the pizza pit to grab it, when...
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Someone who looks like AZKi in her second outfit, descends from the sky, wearing a magenta cape that's glowing and flaming. She fires a flash of fire at Risdio, as Libre tackles him before the fire strikes.
And the end result is Libre monching on the Pizza as Risdio just stares at him.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
I fly over in a helicopter, and drop a burning piece of wood and a flask of petrol on the pizza, igniting it. I arrive later, with a new pizza, which is currently too warm for me to eat.
Edited by Delibirda on Apr 30th 2021 at 1:34:37 PM
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
Vjoi having his humanity Inexplicably restored offscreen freezes Delibirda using a magic scroll, taking the now cooled off new pizza and driving off to norway.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Once vjoi hits Norway, Libre tackles him off a mountain, just stopping with the Pizza at hand as vjoi falls off a cliff.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
What, me worry?
Matthew sends a Yeti that comes after Libre and rips him apart. Matthew takes the pizza away from Libre's torn-up corpse.
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
Matthew suddenly finds himself gibbed into a million pieces via Risdio's SSG.
He tries to take the pizza, when..
Edited by Risdio51 on May 9th 2021 at 9:58:33 AM
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
...BANG! BANG! Nine-Tailed Cat brings Maxwell's silver hammer down on his head. Once Nine-Tails makes sure Risdio is dead, he scoops up the pizza and makes a run for it.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
some guy
Only for me to blast your face with a shotgun and stuff your body inside a sack. I then pull out a list and began reading out to the pizza several reasons why I am deserving of its love.
look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
I distract the above with a Monthy Python set and steal the pizza.
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Then a hole, at which point the Pizza gets sucked into, with Libre unfortunately missing the shot.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat locks onto the pizza with a transporter beam and brings it aboard his starship.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
To his horror though, Nine-Tails learns too late the ship is secretly infected by the sentient virus. . . VJOI.EXE!
The virus opens the airlock, Sending Nine-Tails into the cold reaches of space.
Victorious in its evil deed The infected ship closes the airlock and engages hyperdrive, speedding off with the pizza.
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Delibirda gets thwacked in the head with a baseball bat, at which point Libre runs off with the Pizza.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure