its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
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Libre kicks the Pizza off of Matthew's hands, then pins him down with some rocks, leaving the Pizza unattended.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
The pizza is now glued to a floor tile which Fire flips from underneath so she can have the pizza discreetly under the floor
Zamba
Bombón kicks Fire out of the house, carries the house on a truck (don't ask how) and drives it to the frontier with the pizza yet glued in it.
Rumors about my death were greatly exaggerated... Yet.
Meilin Lee, right here!
Pbskidsfan makes her way inside the house on the truck, with a knife to cut the pizza off the floor. She then runs to the attic where no one can find her, then jumps out of the extremely convenient window next to her.
Edited by Pbskidsfan on Mar 14th 2021 at 1:48:46 AM
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
The Zangoose nobody likes
Just so conveniently, Thepenguinking 2 made rest near where Pbskidsfan landed. Waking up at the sound of her landing, he angrily trips her by scratching her leg, then proceeds to grab the pizza and takes it through a small hole just big enough for him.
"That is hard to argue or agree with." ~Penny
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
...and Fuzzy, who rolls into the hole while pouring a massive bucket of ink, both blinding Thepenguinking 2 and giving Fuzzy a chance to grab the pizza.
Hey 🅱️eter
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Libre snatches the Pizza before Fuzzy does it first, but ends up falling into another hole.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
With the hole being dug by Matthew, who then piles dirt on top of Libre and take the pizza away from him
Meilin Lee, right here!
Pbs Kids Fan reverses gravity, then opens a wormhole for Matthew to fall into. Being confused as to why he is falling up, Matthew drops the pizza, and it falls up too. Pbskidsfan proceeds to grab the pizza before it falls in.
Edited by Pbskidsfan on Mar 21st 2021 at 10:27:01 AM
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
uwu'd too hard
R3Ked, back from 9 pages ago, just pushes Pbskidsfan over, making them drop the pizza, allowing R3 to pick it up. He then throws them into the wormhole and gets far away from the wormhole before he gets pushed in.
100 pages!
Edited by R3Ked on Mar 21st 2021 at 11:20:14 AM
FRIENDSHIP BLAST
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Flip! Not Seki is now a Seki, suddenly getting dragged out of the wormhole! Libre punches them by the neck, then gets punched before getting the Pizza.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
obviously fuzzy known Otherwise (as)
Punched by Fuzzy of course, who seems bothered by the unnatural abundance of holes, and, pizza in hand, creates a bottomless hole to go down by himself.
Hey 🅱️eter
Puma swoops into the hole with a hang glider, nabs the pizza from Fuzzy, then does a sharp turn upwards to glide out of the hole.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
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Libre blows an airhorn at Puma, then snatches the Pizza whilst he gets temporarily deafened by the airhorn noise.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Joyful angel
Superjohn Snipes Libre, then uses demon magic to get the pizza. He then teleports back to his mansion, only to get attacked by...
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
FRIENDSHIP BLAST
Not Seki and their plothole-inator gun! Also, still with a sore throat due to Libre's previous neck punch.
-Cue plothole ending in them leaving the mansion with the pizza on their hands.-
Edited by NotSeki404 on Mar 23rd 2021 at 11:19:22 AM
The Power of Friendship™
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-PLOTHOLE PUZZLE PATCHER-
Seki became Not!Seki again!
Hold on, that ain't right, the plothole isn't patched yet-
OH COME ON, ALL OF A SUDDEN LIBRE HAS THE PIZZA NOW? WHAT ABOUT NOT!SEKI-
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Meilin Lee, right here!
Warning: Extreme Plotholes coming your way.
Pbskidsfan (somehow) is out of the wormhole, and she runs to Not Seki to hand them the pizza. She then reaches into a random wormhole next to her and grabs... the pizza? Not Seki soon realizes that the pizza Pbskidsfan just gave to them is gone, because she planted an impossible amount of potholes to get it.
Edited by Pbskidsfan on Mar 23rd 2021 at 10:44:10 AM
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
I'm helping!
Sylvi shouts THIS! IS! SPARTA! and kicks Pbskidsfan into a plothole, taking the pizza for itself. Then it activates a Mega Man-style teleporter and beams out somewhere.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
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Right after she teleports, Libre AMBUSHES Sylvi, pulling at her ears and knocking her down, and then stomps her till she stops moving before randomly getting punched by someone, hitting Sylvi aswell.
Edited by SomeLibre on Mar 23rd 2021 at 6:30:34 PM
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Meilin Lee, right here!
This ‘someone’ was none other than Pbskidsfan, who was out of the plothole. She retconned the last two posts using the legendary Ret-Conner, which she acquired from using said Ret-Conner on herself. Because Pbskidsfan herself posted three posts ago, she now has the pizza. Cue her running for her life from Libre and Sylvi, who are now mad at her for using the Ret-Conner when she wasn’t supposed to.
My plan is to trick you into thinking this is my signature when it’s not, then confuse you dead. Doubting my plan? Then it's working!
FRIENDSHIP BLAST
Surprise attack! Using the power of the plotholes, NotSeki takes the pizza from Pbskidsfan's hands! Then they use the Bus gun on themselves, effectively getting themself Put on a Bus with the pizza, also throwing the plothole-inator gun on one of the holes in the very fabric of reality, provoking a Ret-Gone of that gun.
"Wait, wouldn't that make a par-" -Cue paradox. Doesn't affect the bus, somehow.-
The Power of Friendship™
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Not!Seki finds themself in a forest. Suddenly Libre shows up, hungry for a Pizza. They run away, but find him again. And then again. And again. And again and again and again for as long as the everlasting chase continues to commence.
At one point they manage to sit down after seeing the boy completely gone...but a hook flies out, pulling them up to Libre, who knocks them out and starts feasting on the Pizza.
Oh fuck.
The Pizza.
It's completely eaten.
THE PIZZA'S BEEN EATEN COMPLETELY!!!!!!!
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Matthew, angry after being erased from existence, sabotages Fuzzy’s wheelchair, causing him to lose control and keep speeding more and more until he crashes into a wall, causing a huge explosion and making the pizza fall into Matthew’s arms.