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May 12th 2019 at 10:51:54 PM

>Offer to step on the Blefuscu soldiers for them

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May 12th 2019 at 11:01:46 PM

> Ask information about Blefuscu.

"Look at that, it's a robot dragon tank. That alone proves humanity is worth saving. Because we made a robot dragon tank."
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May 12th 2019 at 11:30:09 PM

“Hey, I could go over and step on a few of those soldiers for you guys.”

The reserves look between each other. “That would be something...”

“What’s up with these Blefuscu people anyway?”

“Oh well, their leader is this fellow by the name of Reely Regrane, who sought to dismantle the Blefuscu royal monarchy. He did so through a little bit of fire and blood, however. He ends up establishing a more democratic electorate, and, surprise surprise, the people put him up as the president of Blefuscu.”

“He claims that our royal family ought to step down, give power to the people. Our King, Gregor, didn’t want to, and the people here, well, we don’t want our King and his kids to get killed in no revolt. But Mr. Regrane wanted death to all tyrants. So, now, Lilliput and Blefuscu, they’re at war. Just how it goes, I suppose.”

Edited by TacoBadger on May 12th 2019 at 1:30:21 PM

Huzzah
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Hmm...
May 13th 2019 at 4:01:13 PM

> Ask them their favorite food.

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May 13th 2019 at 4:09:14 PM

> Ask about the strange plant you found the island.

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May 13th 2019 at 4:24:39 PM

>Ask more about the war

What is with this continuous theme of female pirates? ....Probably just a coincidence.
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May 13th 2019 at 8:59:29 PM

"What's your favorite food?"

The reserves all chat amongst themselves before turning back. The lead one says, "Chicken fingers."

You almost ask about the vegetation again, before realizing you already asked about it.

"How's King Gregor?"

"Nice enough. A bit of a drunk, but he builds orphanages, so..." The lead reserve wavers his hand in neutrality.

"Tell me more about the war."

"It's been mostly a sea war, thank god. A few spies are in our midst, we think, but nothing ground-breaking yet. Our forces are about even, and there have been four battles fought. We won two, they won two."

Huzzah
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May 13th 2019 at 9:52:32 PM

> So they use boats, huh? Suggest a way to quickly capsize boats with various tools of the trade. Your handyman skills will surely come in handy here.

dutchguy1986 from Somewhere in the universe. Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
May 13th 2019 at 10:33:43 PM

Tell them to deal with the spies before they warn the Blefuscu about you.

Edited by dutchguy1986 on May 13th 2019 at 7:36:33 PM

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"In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed!"
May 14th 2019 at 4:57:04 AM

>Ask why they can't just agree to separate from each other.

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May 14th 2019 at 5:57:58 AM

As a handyman, you can come up with easier ways to capsize boats I guess?

“What if I like just flipped them over?”

The reserves shrug.

“We should deal with the spies, who do you think they are?”

“Well, us guys here think that the spies are these three fellas working with Gregor, as well as Mr. Davidson.”

Davidson, the man in your pocket.

“Why can’t you just separate from each other?”

“I don’t know man, I’m just a soldier.”

Huzzah
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May 14th 2019 at 6:18:36 AM

>Take Davidson out of your pocket and hang him upside down to interrogate him

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May 15th 2019 at 11:03:19 AM

Tell him that you'll throw him as high as you can if you get the feeling he is lying

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Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
May 15th 2019 at 12:57:02 PM

You pull the struggling little sir out of your pocket, and hold him up, dangling, in front of your face. His cruder holding clearly makes him fidgety and anxious.

“Tell me all that you know or I’ll toss you up as high as I can.”

The thought of it causes Davidson’s eyes to turn to dinner plates in fright, and he passes unconscious of fear.

Might have hit him with a little much.

Below you, a reserve says to the lead, “M’lord, it’s nearly dusk, we ought to ride back so we can arrive at the city before it gets dark.”

The lead reserve nods his head. “But what of the Giant?”

Hey! That’s you!

Edited by TacoBadger on May 15th 2019 at 2:57:24 PM

Huzzah
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May 15th 2019 at 7:22:17 PM

> Ask for directions to the city.

"Hey troper! Wanna be friends?"
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May 18th 2019 at 11:20:03 AM

> Ask him about the year 1903.

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Another pirate gal?
May 18th 2019 at 5:31:06 PM

>”Do you have weapons for someone my size?”

What is with this continuous theme of female pirates? ....Probably just a coincidence.
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Witchcrafter Edel
May 18th 2019 at 5:35:24 PM

> Suggest a simple spear and shield be made. Maybe a slingshot if it's possible.

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May 19th 2019 at 11:01:51 PM

You feel very poor all of the sudden, as you see poor limp Davidson. You set him down on the beach below.

“I’m-uh-sorry.”

The lead reserve shrugs. “Not my problem. We think he’s a spy anyhow.”

“Alright... hey, how do I get to Lilliput anyhow?”

“Oh, well, uh, just down the Great-Road behind those trees.”

The reserves walk over to the little trees, and enter under them. As you try to track the sound of their footsteps, you see them under a small clearing in the trees, and indeed you see there is a brick path that the reserves are on.

“Say, fellas, what do you know about the year 1903?”

“Not much.”

“Um, so what about weapons? Do you think you guys could make something my size? Like a spear, or a shield? Maybe a slingshot?”

“You know, that might be a good idea. Maybe we could start making something for you, miss.”

The lead reserve looks around at his fellow reserves. “How about it fellas? Whoever makes the large misses the best weapon gets a few golden coin!”

The reserves mutter in approval.

As the reserves head down the path, you decide to walk on past them to get to the city faster.

As you see a large capital city in the distance, you hear behind you, a little person, powerwalking, attempting to be quiet, and clearly not trying to catch up, but instead trying to keep pace with you. What do you do?

Huzzah
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Witchcrafter Edel
May 19th 2019 at 11:21:17 PM

>Wonder who this strange tiny one is. Pretend he doesn't exist so you can study him.

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May 19th 2019 at 11:23:16 PM

> Stop them in their tracks ask them why.

"Hey troper! Wanna be friends?"
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