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Bluethorn Thanks, Puma! from TinkerQuarry Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Thanks, Puma!
Mar 14th 2019 at 6:55:50 PM

Victor follows the raccoon over to the corner.

"So... erm... nice to meet you," he says, grinning awkwardly. "What did you want to ask me?"

My novel: The Armadillo with No Heart
kablammin45 Dapper Dorrie from varying locations in the Mario-verse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Dapper Dorrie
Mar 14th 2019 at 6:59:16 PM

(Ira lets out a belly-laugh upon realizing how embarrassed Kauri seems to be.) Kauri, playing pretend is nothing to be ashamed of! Even at your age I was still doing that with my own toys and stuff.

Those claims about me having people for lunch are highly exaggerated. Who even writes those signs down there?
BlackMageAnolis Ezekiel Riles from about three miles away from you. Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Ezekiel Riles
Mar 14th 2019 at 7:07:22 PM

Ezekiel sits down on a crate, crossing his legs and arms as he squints at Victor. "Who is after you," he asks simply.

Bluethorn Thanks, Puma! from TinkerQuarry Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
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Mar 15th 2019 at 6:12:46 AM

"Well, I..." Feeling nervous again, Victor avoids making eye contact. "I'm in trouble back in my hometown... they think I k-killed someone... but it wasn't me, I swear," he adds.

My novel: The Armadillo with No Heart
BlackMageAnolis Ezekiel Riles from about three miles away from you. Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Ezekiel Riles
Mar 17th 2019 at 9:53:01 PM

"Yes, I'm certain...at least, I'm only certain of me being certain in you being certain, not simply in you being certain, but that's neither here nor there."

Laughing to himself, Ezekiel adjusts himself a little on his makeshift seat, trying to make sure the lining plank of the crate isn't digging into his keister. "Now as of the matter of being framed for something you did not do, I would like to put forth my credentials to help you. Most of the others on this ship do not know this, and I'd rather not want it to get out out of fear for my own safety, but I am a privateer of the local court, of significant prestige and sway I should add!" He flourishes his words with pointer to the heavens before settling back down.

"And," he continues, "if introduced to the right authorities, I would like to at least assist in...getting them off your ass."

shrubBird Timid Boy from the depths of hell. Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Timid Boy
Mar 18th 2019 at 7:29:04 PM

Despite Ira's attempts to console him, he's still embarrassed about it and is twiddling his thumbs. "R-Really…?"

Okay, I believe you.
kablammin45 Dapper Dorrie from varying locations in the Mario-verse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Dapper Dorrie
Mar 18th 2019 at 7:48:53 PM

Yeah! (Ira chuckles.) I had a small toy dragon named Koko that I used to do everything with. Sometimes my friend- (He pauses a bit, seemingly stopping short of actually name-dropping said friend, before continuing.) ...my friend and I would pretend he was the teacher over a school with us and some other toys as the students. He was a cool teacher...

(Ira sighs a bit before looking to the cannon.) So his name is Splooshy, eh?

Those claims about me having people for lunch are highly exaggerated. Who even writes those signs down there?
shrubBird Timid Boy from the depths of hell. Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Timid Boy
Mar 18th 2019 at 7:51:10 PM

"Mr. Splooshy," he insists, gesturing to the MR. part of the engraving.

Okay, I believe you.
kablammin45 Dapper Dorrie from varying locations in the Mario-verse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Dapper Dorrie
Mar 18th 2019 at 8:04:50 PM

Oh, right, MR. Splooshy... (Ira chuckles.) How do you do, Mr. Splooshy?

Those claims about me having people for lunch are highly exaggerated. Who even writes those signs down there?
shrubBird Timid Boy from the depths of hell. Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Timid Boy
Mar 18th 2019 at 8:10:43 PM

Kauri stares at the cannon for a bit. "… He says he's doing fine. He's excited to be setting sail again."

Okay, I believe you.
kablammin45 Dapper Dorrie from varying locations in the Mario-verse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Dapper Dorrie
Mar 18th 2019 at 8:28:50 PM

Heh heh, me too, Mr. Splooshy, me too. (Ira chuckles.)

Those claims about me having people for lunch are highly exaggerated. Who even writes those signs down there?
Bluethorn Thanks, Puma! from TinkerQuarry Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Thanks, Puma!
Mar 19th 2019 at 2:44:23 PM

"Oh... you could do that?" says Victor, surprised. He was not sure it would be quite that simple, but he still appreciated the raccoon's generous offer. "If you could help me with that when the time comes... I would be very grateful, sir."

My novel: The Armadillo with No Heart
BlackMageAnolis Ezekiel Riles from about three miles away from you. Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Ezekiel Riles
Mar 19th 2019 at 3:54:12 PM

"Excellent." Ezekiel smiles...in time, maybe he can sway Victor away from the crew and to his own.

"Now," he stipulates, "I don't want any word of my occupation getting out to any more of the crew. Otherwise, you and I, and especially I, would have quite the ruckus on our hands..."

Bluethorn Thanks, Puma! from TinkerQuarry Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Thanks, Puma!
Mar 19th 2019 at 4:07:40 PM

"A-all right, I won't tell," says Victor. "Well, if it's all right, I-I'll be going now..."

My novel: The Armadillo with No Heart
BlackMageAnolis Ezekiel Riles from about three miles away from you. Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Ezekiel Riles
Mar 19th 2019 at 4:27:11 PM

"Yes, it's quite alright." Ezekiel hops off the crate and starts walking back towards the rest of the crew...

Bluethorn Thanks, Puma! from TinkerQuarry Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Thanks, Puma!
Mar 19th 2019 at 5:11:05 PM

Breathing a sigh of relief, Victor walks over to the area where he had heard the dragon and the young boy talking, next to one of the cannons.

My novel: The Armadillo with No Heart
kablammin45 Dapper Dorrie from varying locations in the Mario-verse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Dapper Dorrie
Mar 19th 2019 at 5:25:29 PM

(Ira notes Victor coming over.)

Oh, hey! Victor, right? (Ira greets the fellow reptile.)

Those claims about me having people for lunch are highly exaggerated. Who even writes those signs down there?
Bluethorn Thanks, Puma! from TinkerQuarry Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Thanks, Puma!
Mar 19th 2019 at 5:34:28 PM

"Yeah," he says. "Sorry, I didn't catch your names earlier..."

My novel: The Armadillo with No Heart
kablammin45 Dapper Dorrie from varying locations in the Mario-verse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Dapper Dorrie
Mar 21st 2019 at 6:42:12 PM

Oh, name's Ira. (Ira tells Victor, reaching out for a handshake (er, clawshake).) Nice to meet you. The kid's name is Kauri.

Those claims about me having people for lunch are highly exaggerated. Who even writes those signs down there?
Bluethorn Thanks, Puma! from TinkerQuarry Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Thanks, Puma!
Mar 21st 2019 at 6:47:48 PM

"Nice to meet you, Ira," says Victor, shaking Ira's claw. "You too, Kauri. And thanks again for your help earlier... I would probably have drowned if it weren't for you guys."

My novel: The Armadillo with No Heart
DrNoPuma Resident of the storage room from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Resident of the storage room
Mar 21st 2019 at 8:49:47 PM

Melvin, getting bored with steering, looks around. "Tom? Where is that boy..."

Melvin steps away from the wheel and starts to go belowdeck. "Tom? Where are you? I'd like ya to steer for me, for a few minutes."

Melvin hopes Duane is still in the captain's quarters.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Mar 21st 2019 at 11:50:33 AM

BOO HOO HOO. UEE HEE HEE! EVER ALONE I BE!
Cabe_Bedlam A Winter pair! from the land of twilight, under the moon. Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
A Winter pair!
Mar 21st 2019 at 9:42:19 PM

Melvin would find Tom still working on the flintlock he'd purchased earlier, now planing down a short piece of timber to be used as a replacement for the section of the barrel that seems to have blown out. When he hears Melvin call out, however, he stops what he's doing and stands up for the captain's arrival.

"Yes, of course. I'll handle this more later. What direction should I take us?"

With that said, Tom nods and moves back up to the top of the deck as soon as he has a response from Melvin. It wouldn't do to be sailing the ship without knowing where to go.

Credit to the wonderful Black Mage Anolis for the picture. Credit to Beverly for just being wonderful.
DrNoPuma Resident of the storage room from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Resident of the storage room
Mar 21st 2019 at 10:00:05 PM

"We're going northeast, so just keep us in that direction please."

BOO HOO HOO. UEE HEE HEE! EVER ALONE I BE!
kablammin45 Dapper Dorrie from varying locations in the Mario-verse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Dapper Dorrie
Mar 21st 2019 at 10:08:38 PM

Hey, any time, pal! (Ira says to Victor.)

Those claims about me having people for lunch are highly exaggerated. Who even writes those signs down there?
Cabe_Bedlam A Winter pair! from the land of twilight, under the moon. Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
A Winter pair!
Mar 21st 2019 at 10:13:34 PM

"Roger"

Now at the helm, Tom grabs ahold of the wheel and focuses his efforts on making sure their travel stays on course. In the moment, he may tack port or starboard to better catch the wind, but he keeps note of how far he goes off course to correct later. He hopes they'll tell him when they've reached their destination, if they even do so today.

Credit to the wonderful Black Mage Anolis for the picture. Credit to Beverly for just being wonderful.

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