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Beverly Warrior of Crippling Anxiety from the Relationship Status: A teenager in love
Warrior of Crippling Anxiety
Dec 27th 2018 at 9:22:43 PM

"Not interested, thanks." The girl replies to Guybrush, before turning to the gun-based woman.

"... Crazy group? You aren't talking about the, uh..."

The panicked man, now a bit calmer, responds. "The Funnybones."

"... Oh yeah, I'm one a' those. Anyone see the bartender?"

TacoBadger Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure
Dec 27th 2018 at 9:24:25 PM

Maybe. Otherwise, I'm not sure where I found this shot glass...

Duane looks at the shot glass he is inside of.

Mighty confusing this life thing is.

Huzzah
shrubBird Timid Boy from the depths of hell. Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Timid Boy
Dec 27th 2018 at 9:25:04 PM

Pirates, huh? Maybe they can help himÖ despiteÖ not having the absolute best of reputationsÖ but, they usually have ships, so that should do. Is the lady who came in a pirate? She doesnít seem that bad. At least not yetÖ

Edited by shrubBird on Dec 27th 2018 at 12:27:12 PM

Um, villain? It's my JOB to screw with you.
CustardAndPie This Is Gonna Suck from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Dec 27th 2018 at 9:27:22 PM

The young woman takes a sip of her drink and pulls her oversized hood over her head. This wasn't the first time someone had mistook her for a teenager, but considering how petite and how young she sounded, she shouldn't have been surprised.

But no matter, she needed a purpose in life. Why not go sailing on the high seas?

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Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
Dec 27th 2018 at 9:35:09 PM

The girl backs away from the door.. Though when that woman finally comes through, she wonders if she really had any reason to.

A little louder this time, she asks, "Um, if anyone could help me sail away from here.. That would be nice.."

Courage need not be remembered, for it is never forgotten.
CustardAndPie This Is Gonna Suck from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Dec 27th 2018 at 9:36:37 PM

"I can come. Always wanted to sail myself."

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kablammin45 Scale Cove's Chief from a brand new boat Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Scale Cove's Chief
Dec 27th 2018 at 9:45:14 PM

(At first, the coral snake seems visibly confused by the appearance of this plain-looking woman who was built up to be this ridiculously dangerous pirate, but once she confirms that she is a member of a crew, he looks a bit more confident and approaches her.)

So you *are* a member of those Funnybones pirates? (He asks, looking up at her.) That guy's not just nuts? Great! Are you looking for new crew members? 'Cause I'm looking for one to join one...

If Ira retrieves all pieces of the Legendary Egg, everything I have been working for in Scale Cove will be ruined. We must stop him.
Dec 27th 2018 at 9:51:24 PM

Welp, you get a Glock to the face. "Unless you intend on a contract, I suggest you get out if you value your life." Trigger happy, much?

Yo! Dragster here.
Beverly Warrior of Crippling Anxiety from the Relationship Status: A teenager in love
Warrior of Crippling Anxiety
Dec 27th 2018 at 9:55:18 PM

The woman hears the concerns of the quiet girl and the coral snake. "Well, not really my area of expertise, I'm just the-"

Once she has a gun to her head, she just gets angry. "I'm JUST THE ERRAND GIRL!" She sighs. "Besides, are you seriously gonna shoot me for wanting a few drinks?"

TacoBadger Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure
Dec 27th 2018 at 9:58:02 PM

Duane shouts out, Hey, just leave 'er alone why doncha? She hasn't misdone anybody!

Huzzah
shrubBird Timid Boy from the depths of hell. Relationship Status: I get a feeling so complicated...
Timid Boy
Dec 27th 2018 at 10:23:31 PM

The boy looks around at all the people in the bar. None of them seem like they can helpÖ Whoís he supposed to talk to? Thereís another person around, seems around the same age as himÖ buuut, heís not sure if she can help. Is there a bartender around? He starts to look for one.

Um, villain? It's my JOB to screw with you.
TheGamechanger Ridley from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
Ridley
Dec 27th 2018 at 10:56:56 PM

A treasure chest is brought into the room by a small group of pirates, sopping wet and covered in seaweed. Not much can can be seen of the chest through the seaweed, but it's wrapped in black chains, the ending of one of the chains being that of a cannonball.

The leader of the group then motions to his crew to set the chest down.

Pirate Captain: "Set it down here boys, then clean the chest up so I can open it. That thing's been down there for a long time and I can't wait to see what the sea has hidden from me."

For those wondering, the group of pirates are just NP Cs. The chest is the character.

Edited by TheGamechanger on Dec 27th 2018 at 1:58:59 PM

ITT: World of Supers
TacoBadger Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure
Dec 27th 2018 at 10:59:49 PM

Uh, sir, whatcha got there? Duane asks

Huzzah
Beverly Warrior of Crippling Anxiety from the Relationship Status: A teenager in love
Warrior of Crippling Anxiety
Dec 27th 2018 at 11:09:18 PM

The girl looks past the gun lady, looking at the pirates. "Well there's some weirdos, why don't you just shoot them?"

Dec 28th 2018 at 1:56:07 AM

She slowly, slowly, eases her Glock off. "You're off the hook...for now."

She looks at the treasure chest the pirate group brought in. "Could someone look after this one? Had a bad experience with some loot a while back...turned out to be a booby trap. Some people do that."

Edited by hanwen1234 on Dec 28th 2018 at 5:56:17 PM

Yo! Dragster here.
Cabe_Bedlam A Winter pair! from the land of twilight, under the moon. Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
A Winter pair!
Dec 28th 2018 at 3:10:35 AM

Ah, to hell with it, why not?

And in to the bar walks a surprisingly plain man. Average build, height, weight, I won't bore you with the rest excepting for that he's wearing a surprisingly clean jerkin for the business of pirating. This man's name is Tom, and he is looking for work.

"Anyone looking for a sailor to take on board? I could use the coin."

Credit to the wonderful Black Mage Anolis for the picture. Credit to Beverly for just being wonderful.
Dec 28th 2018 at 5:39:00 AM

"Think you've come in at a bit of a tight time, amigo."

Yo! Dragster here.
kablammin45 Scale Cove's Chief from a brand new boat Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Scale Cove's Chief
Dec 28th 2018 at 8:03:45 AM

Booby trapped treasure chests? (The snake looks closely at the one the other pirates just brought in.) Are you saying this is one?

If Ira retrieves all pieces of the Legendary Egg, everything I have been working for in Scale Cove will be ruined. We must stop him.
DrNoPuma This feels like an Arcada188 avatar from the Carnival! :) Relationship Status: Barbecuing
This feels like an Arcada188 avatar
Dec 28th 2018 at 8:12:24 AM

"Ah'm over here, lass," the bartender calls over to the ginger-haired woman. The bartender turns out to be a cute little bunny... who is holding a pistol.

"I dunnae who yer "Funnybones" kin are, but tell them pirates they better nae cause any trooble in my bar. N' that goes for the overgrown rodent an' ye lads wid the freaky treasure chest too!"


Melvin shoots Duane an embarrassed look.

"Not pirate work. I want to be an ex-pirate. I can't go back out there with people like that again."

"But who are these 'Funnybones' anyhow?"

Edited by DrNoPuma on Dec 28th 2018 at 11:27:53 AM

For your sanity, listen to this version of the song, not the English dub.
TacoBadger Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, itís a badger, thatís for sure
Dec 28th 2018 at 8:20:12 AM

Right right right! Iíd forgotten!

Huzzah
Beverly Warrior of Crippling Anxiety from the Relationship Status: A teenager in love
Warrior of Crippling Anxiety
Dec 28th 2018 at 9:03:35 AM

"Awesome! Can you prepare, like... 20 things of beer? Put it under Jane." She replies to the bartender, before looking to the bearded man.

"Eh, just some guys looking for treasure, I guess. I'm not really involved with them, but right now we're looking for a piece of... What was it? The Legendary Egg?"

DrNoPuma This feels like an Arcada188 avatar from the Carnival! :) Relationship Status: Barbecuing
This feels like an Arcada188 avatar
Dec 28th 2018 at 9:50:39 AM

Melvin looks up.

"The Legendary Egg? I thought that was just a... legend."

For your sanity, listen to this version of the song, not the English dub.
kablammin45 Scale Cove's Chief from a brand new boat Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Scale Cove's Chief
Dec 28th 2018 at 10:09:24 AM

(The coral snake, (apparently) easily distracted, perks up at the mention and heads back toward the others.) Ooh, what's the Legendary Egg?

If Ira retrieves all pieces of the Legendary Egg, everything I have been working for in Scale Cove will be ruined. We must stop him.
Beverly Warrior of Crippling Anxiety from the Relationship Status: A teenager in love
Warrior of Crippling Anxiety
Dec 28th 2018 at 10:40:05 AM

"It is a legend, but Max won't take that. Says he can feel it in his bones." The woman, possibly called Jane, takes a seat and kicks her feet up on the table. "If you ask me, he may as well be looking for Santa Claus, or Bigfoot."

She turns to the snake, shrugging. "It's like, some egg? It was supposedly shattered years ago, but they say whoever gathers its fragments and puts it back together again gets to have any wish they want granted." She sighs. "It's all baloney."

DrNoPuma This feels like an Arcada188 avatar from the Carnival! :) Relationship Status: Barbecuing
This feels like an Arcada188 avatar
Dec 28th 2018 at 10:43:47 AM

"It's a magical artifact that I used to hear about in rhymes and stories. It grants the user wishes. Supposedly, a great pirate named Captain Pollock discovered it on one of his travels. He used it to settle down, create and provide riches for everyone he came across, even the poor. But as he got older, he began to fear what might happen if it were to fall into the hands of someone less generous."

"So Captain Pollock left his home and friends behind and dedicated the rest of his life to travelling around the world, taking the Legendary Egg apart and spreading its pieces across as many islands as he could get to. According to legend, he successfully planted 5 pieces on unknown islands, and had just one left, but then he was never heard from again."

I started a Discord server! Here's the invite link.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Dec 28th 2018 at 1:45:55 PM

For your sanity, listen to this version of the song, not the English dub.

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