Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Main: Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu and Kazuichi Souda (nickname: Kuzusouda).◊ Male, safe.

Reserve: Diana Cavendish and Atsuko Kagari (nickname: Diakko).◊ Female, yellow

If Diakko doesn't get in as a reserve, I'll nominate them as my main next season.

Also, 16 spots left!

Edited by Psychedelicate on Dec 8th 2021 at 2:58:44 AM

King Bumi◊, Male (112, Elderly)

nominating the dogeza olympian◊

Mayami Extra Sued◊

Expired Coupon for New Parents◊ (Object safe. Nickname it as Coupon for New Parents. From an AI-generated Batman comic)

Reserve: Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash◊ (Object safe. Nickname it as Portrait of a Pile of Ash. From Harry Potter and the Portrait of what Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash)

12 spots left! And if Matt will host, who will run?

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 9th 2021 at 12:42:18 AM

Events (10 in total):

Non-fatal:

• (Player1) learns swear words from a dictionary.
• (Player1) calls (Player2) every curse word (he/she1) knows.
• (Player1) compares (Player2) to a marshmallow.
• A barefoot (Player1) steps on a cockroach leg and screams.
• (Player1) gives (Player2) more books to distract (himself/herself2) with.
• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5) and (Player6) each say a word to make up this campfire story: "In the night, I shat myself." (Night-only)
• (Player1) witnesses a duckling hatch. The duckling follows (him/her1) for the rest of the season.
• (Player1) learns how to play the didgeridoo.

• "Look at the nerve of this guy!" exclaims (Player1) as (he/she1) pulls out (Player2)'s nerves from (his/her2) decapitated body. (P1 kills P2)
• The vengeful spirit of the last fallen tribute possesses (Player1) and tears (his/her1) body apart from the inside.

Edited by BlackFaithStar on Dec 9th 2021 at 1:05:39 AM

Nominations are now closed. The reserves participating this season are:

1. AGOTI

2. Book!James Bond

3. Lemres

4. Kiriko Mamiya

5. Kisame Hoshigaki

6. Nermal

7. Sonic Style!Alolan Vulpix

8. Giratina

9. Molduga

10. Bartholomew Bartholomew Bartholomew

11. Gana

12. Hallie Matthews

Oh, good. My OC made it.

Also, more two events(4 in total for this season)

• (Player1) realizes (he/she1) has a 2.08% chance of winning. "Eh, better than nothing."

• (Player1) tries to forget (his/her1) 97.92% chance of dying.

(If my math is right)

Replacements? As Mills Lane would say: "I'll allow it".

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Dec 9th 2021 at 3:12:44 PM

That's assuming no other factors change the probability, so I'm not sure if making them Bloodbath-exclusive would keep them accurate. Then again, there's that "scans 14 million futures and discovers they have a 1/48 chance of winning" event...

Alternatively, I have some replacements for them (they should be counted towards your event count, not mine):

• (Player1) calculates (his/her1) probability of winning this season.
• (Player1) calculates (his/her1) probability of dying in this season.

Anyway, event suggestions have been closed.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 9th 2021 at 1:45:09 AM

Sorry for the double post, but Matt is currently setting up the save while we wait for the runner. Also, ~Anarchist 2, we had to shorten some of your events so they could fit in the sim since it only allows up to 150 characters per event.

EDIT: The save is ready, but since nobody else stepped up to it, I'll run.

EDIT 2: Pics and save sent to Matt!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 11th 2021 at 8:47:01 PM

Welcome to Season 193 of The Hunger Games Simulator!

Let's meet our lucky◊ participants◊!

BATTLE MUSIC: Street Fighter 2 - Ryu Theme

THE◊ BLOODBATH◊ (Alt 1◊ and 2◊)

• And already not wasting any time, the Cornucopia is hungry and has one of the tributes as a nice meal. A very pathetic way to have your season end.
• Most Giratina are pretty big Pokémon. Not this one though. This Giratina is one that can fit in your pocket.
• Mount Everest somehow manages to rip itself off the ground so it can run away from the Cornucopia.
• Persephone is making quite a bold business decision. Not only making a retail store centering around the needs of your average Mismagius, but also on top of the Cornucopia too.
• After witnessing the Cornucopia eating Alolan Vulpix and Persephone founding her store on top of the fucking Cornucpoia, Neku says he's going to snort his own brain hoping to jumble up the memories of what he just saw.
• The Red-Tail flies away from the Cornucopia, but not before splitting in half. Must be one of those models that can manage to half itself and still keep going. Those are quite marvelous technological achievements in space aviation.
• This is Felix we're talking about. Of course you shouldn't rely on him to evacuate everyone. Bad things will happen.
• Yume Tsubakuro was handpicked by President Snow to bring the other tributes in to hear his speech. And considering how bloodthirsty she is, who are they to argue?
• Watching everything unfold, Tombstone manages to drive itself up on a chair and manages to pull out a can of oil with some beer mixed in and enjoys the nice drink while watching everything going on.
• The Rule 63 version of CosmosAndChaos pulls out her phone and takes some pictures of everything going on, the ones who died, the President Snow speech. Pictures of everything for her to remember everything.
• The B3 Boyfriend is terrible. He takes 40 cakes. 40 cakes! That's four tens of them! Did I mention he's terrible? Because he is!
• Screaming that phrase is something goat people like Tabi have done for generations, helping them get out of trouble. He even used it himself to get away from the Girlfriend, dontcha know?
• A fight for a bag happens between the Coupon for New Parents and the dogeza olympain. In the end, it is the Coupon that reigns supreme as the olympian retreats in shame.
• Nermal is in a new environment, and he thinks he can make the most of it. Washing himself in holy water to set up the new frame of mind he has. Nothing will get him down, or so he hopes.
• Blaino lets Max know it's not time to goof around. He needs to get and there and kill!
• All 89 fighters of Super Smash Bros. scream a battle cry into the air. It's so simultaneous and loud, it strikes fear into the other tributes.
• The Party Hosts have discovered an MMORPG version of Super Mario RPG and are so into the game, they don't bother running away from the Cornucopia.
• Duke Phillips didn't become a successful media mogul by eating strange food and he's not about to start now.
• Unlike the Red-Tail, Gana was not designed to be split in half. He does so and gets rendered out-of-order permanently.
• Some do all kinds of weird things, others just run away. Not King Bumi. He'll just do nothing. That's how he'll make it.
• Zurgane is more fragile than he looks, apparently. Bumping into someone quickly kills him.
• The Burger King scores himself a trident in hopes of conquering the Great White Whopper.
• Lysithea and Edelgard arm themselves with a miniature nuke launcher. They are ready for battle.
• Grandma got run over by a Yuridetta! That's how they arrive in the season.
• Having a creature say "Vaporeon! Vaporeon! Vaporeon!" repeatedly can make for a hard bargain.
• Don't worry about staying on the podium. When you have to go, you have to go.
• Orby is game-leary and says the phrase ironically, knowing very well not saying it ironically will tempt fate.
• Is King Shark actually a cat person? Could that be? Actually, no. No he's not.
• Gus manages to make itself to the Cornucopia and uses its programming to toss some things around the Arena. With everyone freaking out over the "phantom items", it grabs itself a very literal Killer App which it hopes can lead itself to victory this season.
• A robot and a giant fish makes for one very interesting friendship. But they find an instant bond as they run off together.
• Being fat and having your diet consist of lasagna and anything you can find will not aid you well in a fight to the death, especially against a duo consisting of a gangster and a mechanic, as Garfield learns the hard way.
• AGOTI knows how to hurt them badly. Being dead does after all take away the joys of psychological pain.
• In addition to the ones I mentioned above that ran away from the Cornucopia, the others that join them include Kakine, Kisame, James Bond, The Tyrant, Ichiban, Chibi, Red, Dirty Rat and Mayami Extra Sued.

DAY 1◊

• Everyone here senses what evil The Tyrant is. A few of the more braver tributes team up to banish him into the Limbo, doing away with that special type of evil for good.
• Duke Phillips is passionate over his employees. He might not think too much of them, but they are his employees. He lets King Bumi what he thinks of this.
• Molduga sings a song while swimming away from a few of the tributes who don't really care for it.
• A few of the other tributes find themselves in a camp that at first sounds like a lot of fun, but it's actually quite the opposite as they have to run an obstacle course and if they screw up, have to do at least 500 push-ups.
• A Yakuza gangster is trapped inside a painting. Good thing Kakine manages to use a light that gets him out.
• Gus already putting that literal Killer App to good use, infecting four with a virus that quickly kills them. And not only that, it pawns the heat off on Red, too.
• Hallie Matthews decides to play God and makes a fusion between a hedgehog and a mouse.
• It seems really unfair that seven people manage to run the marathon and five of them manage to get first place. Did they all finish by a nose? Guess Orby and Tabi couldn't keep up with the others to finish at the same time as they all did.
• All 89 fighters of Super Smash Bros. manage to get a B3 Boyfriend beam sword and all of them take turns using it slicing Lysithea and Edelgard to shreds. They had the mini-nuke gun! That would have come in handy for all them, but that's their error.
• Nermal is looking cute playing William Tell with King Shark. Too bad his aim is a little off.
• The Coupon for New Parents becomes a Mafia Boss, one that can get you new parents.... but at a "reasonable" price.
• Kuzusouda don't think that much of the Red-Tail and they both air out what they think about the ship.
• Vaporeon brings in the entertainers, plus two girls.
• Dirty Rat beats Mt. Everest in a race, but isn't happy with the news reporting the wrong facts.
• Yume Tsubakuro sees James Bond and Neku out traveling around the Arena and even offer them a new caravan. And the two, not trusting her any more than they can spit, refuse it.
• AGOTI has gained new powers: to be able to wake up the other tributes.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊: Alolan Vulpix, Gana, Zurgane, Garfield, The Tyrant, Felix, Burger King, Chibi, Lemres, Lysithea and Edelgard (as one tribute), King Shark

REMAINING TRIBUTES: 37

Of course King Shark dies stupidly.

Giratina? More like Giratiny! (rimshot)

YES! My tribute actually killed someone this season! Things are looking good!

And I'm out

BATTLE MUSIC: Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Theme of Firebrand

Night 1◊

• The joy in winning the marathon is short-lived. The Party Hosts are really pissed off. Maybe they just lost all their Stars.
• Max Goof makes a nice little bonfire in his own unique way, making the "ah-hyuck hoo hoo hoo hoo!" laugh for every fart he lights on fire.
• The tiny Giratina hopes to destroy the Red-Tail with a grenade. You wouldn't think something like that would be powerful enough to destroy a ship, but nonetheless, the ship's sensors pick it up and activates its defensive systems and vaporizes it out of existence.
• After giving four unlucky tributes very deep and fatal paper-cuts, the Coupon for New Parents paper-slices off each of the victim's feet off and turns their appendages into a footrest, so it can rest one of its ends on.
• Fearing he'll be the next to die after the other tributes give him a glare, AGOTI makes a run for it, away from the other bloodthirsty tributes.
• A BattleBot and an apologetic Japanese break-dancer talk about how their relationship isn't working and decide to let go. The latter does his apology dance for his part in the deteriorating relationship.
• Kakine may be a Level 5, but that won't stop him from making such a big idiot of himself, that he turns into a donkey. He changes his name to Donkakine.
• Dirty Rat wants to be an epic swordsman. And what better way to do so than looking at a master swordsman like Kisame? Kisame brings him in and shows him his fighting style.
• I don't know what Yuridetta did to anger their god, but it was something bad all right if the god wanted to make sure they weren't just dead, but also completely obliterated.
• Red knows he's in the Hunger Games. Therefore, he has the right to beat people up. And after being framed for murder by Gus earlier, he feels like exercising that right.
• Orby plays a little game with the gender-swapped version of CosmosAndChaos by putting a Reverse Bear Trap on her. She tries, but can't unlock it in time right before she loses more than her abilities to chew.
• Prospero's YouTube channel mainly consists of videos about recycling, but he did something different this time and shared how much he likes some media. A huge departure of his channel, but intriguing nonetheless.
• Apparently Duke Phillips really hates Japan.
• Mayami uses its noodles to tie Gus down to the train tracks, hoping the next locomotive will crush the computer flat. But here is Shaya Dearest, who comes to the rescue and unties the computer.
• James Bond comes in with a new weapon, which he didn't even need Q for. He uses the Vaporeon to lower the defense and attack power of some of the tributes here. A crafty move from the British spy.
• Tabi uses his horns to stab Ichiban to death. But what he didn't expect was to find wires and oil protruding out of his wounds. Tabi concluded the Yakuza was a robot, but where did he come from? And then we see Molduga, who throws the controls down quite angrily before swimming away.

Day◊ 2◊

• The Coupon for New Parents cut a mixtape, and giving it to Gus so maybe it can spread the music throughout the Arena, such as the song "Expires May 1989".
• Red's prickly fingers manage to really tickle Mayami's noodles.
• Neku manages to share how much he loves a fridge and the fridge responds back. Looks like their love is the only thing it won't keep cool.
• The tiny Giratina manages to eat some yellow snow, learning the snow isn't quite lemon-flavored.
• The Molduga comes out of the water and spies on Orby ready to attack. It jumps across and pounces at Orby, ready for the kill but Orby responds by hitting the fish so hard, it flies back into the water and sinks to the bottom, never to rise back up.
• Prospero discovers a different talent besides recycling: spinning. One he's quite good at.
• Scientists manage to discover a great way to calibrate their earthquake warning systems: the powerful hind legs of the Vaporeon.
• Kuzusouda is the worst, especially the "Kuzu" half.
• Guess Q did give James Bond something after all. A banana mascot-shaped object that's quite powerful, it can make a mountain lose its memories.
• Duke Phillips wants Tabi's friendship. So much so, he even sells some of his belongings, even a few of his media assets to the goat singer.
• The Red-Tail crashes and is hanging alongside the cliff, and Tombstone also happened to get stuck to it. They're both about to fall, and there's the dogeza olympian, who only has time to save one of them. He opts to save Tombstone, seeing how they had a previous relationship, but he's too slow to act as the ship and the BattleBot both fall and hit the ground, exploding into burning, twisted metal. The olympian break-dances in sorrow over failing to save them both.
• Three of the tributes decide to have some fun playing EXTREME parkour! Going around the Arena, even taking part of the obstacle course of the Fun Academy, because it's EXTREME!
• Some of the tributes have a nice dinner, and even offer the Party Hosts to come join them. They decline, to which Donkakine tells them all to starve, HEE-HAW!
• Nermal straight-up dissing all of the Super Smash Bros. fighters, and all of them happen to be slow to the draw that he's making fun of them all.
• Kiriko used to be a hero. She was an anti-war activist. But somewhere down the line, she finally decides to say "Fuck it" and become one cold-hearted bitch.

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊: Hallie, King Bumi, B3 Boyfriend, Yume, Yuridetta, Rule 63!CAC, Ichiban, Molduga, Tombstone, Red-Tail

TRIBUTES REMAINING: 27

Yuri, I'm pointing fingers more on you on this one, but HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO UPSET SOTHIS?!

Looks like this party's already gone sour.

So Kazuichi and Fuyuhiko killed a lazy cat, insulted a ship (which died the next update,) and now they're considered the worst. Seems legit.

The Tyrant went out with quite a serious case of worfing, I'd say, considering that in his universe, he's a borderline Reality Warper. Then again, Giratina is also there, so

Also, looks like the Q Branch is still up for some wacky gadgets.

BATTLE MUSIC: Okami - Rising Sun

Night 2◊

• Max Goof and Orby have a conversation over who's still alive, such as Pokemon, some food, a few humans and a fucking mountain.
• The internet has forgotten that the Super Smash Bros. fighters killed Lysithea and Edelgard earlier or even how they're in a popular fighting game series. They laugh at how Nermal straight-up dissed them and how Duke Phillips dissed their country of origin. They all straight up become laughingstocks of the web.
• Persephone has gained massive intelligence playing chess. What is this, The Sims?
• Blanio seems to have a thing for Tabi, as he tries to make the moves on the goat man while he pretends to be a statue. And Tabi doesn't take it well when he tries to kiss him, which results in a headbutt in response.
• Well, at least it says "you are not a shithead". The "not" counts, right?
• The Coupon for New Parents decrees everyone everywhere is bloodthirsty. And considering the setting, the Coupon may not be that far from the truth.
• Dirty Rat, the dogeza olympian, Vaporeon and Giratina all put on their favorite tunes on the jukebox, some of which includes Japanese-style music along with songs that are done on Pokespeak.
• Gus uses its programming to set up cleaning apps in the Arena to make it nice and spotless, free of any blood or any bodily remains still around.
• Someone here thinks Nermal is really cute. So much so, they took him and made him into a toilet cover. So that way, people can enjoy his cuteness while they sit on him and take a shit.
• The Party Hosts sentence Shaya Dearest to life in prison for the theft of some slick beats. But Shaya manages to find a way out in hopes to continue the quest of music theft.
• Apparently Kiriko was involved in some teen pregnancy some time ago and even has a daughter. Nevertheless, AGOTI spreads lies about some of the tributes, which includes Kiriko and on her daughter's birthday, no less. Isn't it hard enough being a teen mother?
• Neku wears two eyepatches, something you could argue as a metaphor for him being blinded by his love of the fridge.
• People already think Fuyuhiko and Kazuichi are the worst people here. So it's only natural Mayami shits out little noodle clumps upon seeing the two.
• Kisame grabs his sword and jumps on his horse, shouting "Hi-yo, Silver, away!" But James Bond, thinking he's the expert on coolness, and who can argue, calls him out on this.

Day 3◊

• Mount Everest has quite a bit of dread. If a mountain has a sense of dread, surely that can't be a good sign.
• The Vaporeon isn't happy with Gun touching his model plane and delivers a Mega Punch to it in response.
• Mayami happens to be an extra spicy flavor as it uses its noodles to uppercut the air and cause a firestorm to incinerate a group of tributes.
• Tiny Giratina does his workouts, only to realize he forgot to do his legs. If you're little like that, you need to build those muscles everywhere!
• Max can't shoot fish in a barrel worth a damn. Well, he is a Goof after all.
• Apparently the main character of the Hunger Games, Katniss Everdeen, has been reincarnated as a donkey-guy. Will her spirit aid him?
• James Bond would be the last person I'd expect to be a heavy sleeper. You'd think that he, being a very skilled spy, would have high awareness and get up at the drop of a hat, but...
• Blaino doesn't think the Dirty Rat has the mental capacity to be a tribute and cannot fathom it. But the late Kisame did take him under his wing as a swordsman, so he can't be that dumb.
• Duke Phillips find a fossil and resurrects it into a dinosaur. He rides off with his new pet.
• Shaya Dearest showing off that Boyfriend sword, but playing around with it only makes Tabi's head get sliced off.
• The Coupon for New Parents embarrasses Prospero badly, and in front of over 90 people, too. All these eyes on the robot, you can't blame him for permanently shutting down.
• Kiriki bends a coin into a biased coin, hoping she can use it to get lucky. She needs it after all. She's got a baby to look after!
• Speaking of coins, Persephone finds one under her pillow? Did she lose a tooth and get a visit from the Tooth Fairy?

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊: Nermal, The Party Hosts, Neku, Kisame, Tabi, Prospero

REMAINING TRIBUTES: 21

Arena Event up next!

Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Dec 11th 2021 at 10:04:42 AM

I'm out early. Dang.

Hold up, Vaporeon can't learn Earthquake or Ice Punch...

What does the RNG have against my shark tributes?