Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

LS2!Libre: Agh...why did I even punch-

SHH!Libre: EWWWWWWWW! FUCK OFF WITH THE SKUNK, YOSUKE!

I-what!? What the fuck did your mom name your sandwich after!?

YEAH, DATS WHAT U GET FOR SENDING A SKUNK AT MY CAMP, BOO!

It took him more than a year, but Scipion finally has a "student" in his other school! Surprisingly, this one survives.

And what's with these eye monsters interacting with the Libres?

really gonna call me out like that huh

(Updoot 4)

• Battle Music:

• Night 3!
  • Is this the season for Nicktoons quizzes or something? In any case, this quiz that Scathach-Skadi gets from Reptar doesn’t go as well as Ickis’s recent one.
  • Whoa! Hatta gets upset with his own nominator and beats them down! Hope they had a data-clone or something.
  • Meanwhile, Amy, Nigel, Juan Carlos, and Yosuke start a jazz band.
  • Evidently, Squidward wanted to see what someone else would think of the Fly of Despair.
  • Sunkern is looking a little lost.
  • Ana mistakes Guts for going on a rampage when he accidentally injures Astigmatism with a tape measure.
  • I mean…it WAS just yesterday. That’s recent by it’s very definition isn’t it?
  • Meanwhile, Herlock’s references fly right over Loox’s head.
  • The killer bunny seems to have been missing today, and going by the latest upload on Snow’s You Tube channel, I think I know what happened to her.
  • Suddenly, Smarty goes crazy and ties Obito, both Libres, and Piece of Garbage to train tracks!! And in an even more surprising turn of events, the one who saves them is Bulk Bogan! Maybe he’s just saving them so he can take them out later, but still, what a surprising turn of events!
  • Meanwhile, Ickis and the Flea are freaking out at…the sight of each other, I suppose?
  • The louse manages to take out a huge bear…but it seems to have taken quite a toll on it.
  • Rage refuses the bowl of bone broth Karno is offering him, thinking (perhaps not unreasonably) that they were made from the last fallen tribute.
  • Sponge drops a safe down onto Rantaro…to no effect.
  • Finally, Bore really wants to gain immortality.

• Day 4!
  • Rantaro makes a face so creepy it even scares Bogan!
  • Mr. Lancer plays a very dangerous game of tug-of-war with Rage, Squidward, and Taslim over a ravine! And the teacher is the big winner! Apparently he’s way stronger than he looks!
  • And apparently Amy is a really good businesswoman.
  • Obito does a weird dance with a steel chair.
  • Oh, goodness, LS2!Libre and Ickis just blew up Bale’s Cooking School! That must have been one heck of a cooking mistake they made.
  • Just to add insult to injury Karno beats up his (already dead from Hatta) nominator.
  • Yosuke and Smarty have a cook-off as Ana, Bore, and Guts judge their performance. Evidently, Smarty is actually a really darn good cook.
  • Meanwhile, Sponge orders some parts for his computer and Herlock and Sunkern fail to make Panem’s Got Talent. (Isn’t the former a great detective, though? How did THAT not impress them?)
  • Loox undergoes brief but very strange transformation and spews random items all over the place.
  • Scathach-Skadi decides to embarrass the louse by filling its computer full of random embarrassing junk.
  • Meanwhile, Reptar very loudly asks the flea for some grains. To make more bread, perhaps? We’ve had a lot of bread this season already.
  • Astigmatism has a close call and very nearly sneezes herself out into the cosmos. She gets herself back, though.
  • Nigel navigates a mirror maze and passes through it with flying colors!
  • Piece of Garbage tries (and fails) to get rid of a sports team’s sport curse.
  • And finally, Juan Carlos doesn’t seem to want to talk to anybody right now.

…………

• The following folks’ run ended early: Killer Rabbit, Rage, Squidward, Taslim

• KO Count:
  • Bulk Bogan: 4
  • Mr. Lancer: 3
  • Herlock: 2
  • Nigel: 2
  • All have one each: Ana, Loox, Guts, Killer Rabbit, and Rantaro

Obito, plz.

Oofity oof, RIP Albert. I think you did your country's national heroes a disservice by just nominating them!

Meanwhile, LS!Libre's out destroying nom schools. Watch out!

Snow recording video about how to made killer rabbit stew? oof'ed.

Anyway I'll preparing my tributes.

Come on, make a kill instead!

(Updoot 5!)

• Night 4!◊
  • But how did everyone know that Karno, Yosuke, and Herlock were furries? They had kept it a secret all these years, and now everyone knew.
  • Evidently the school teacher did not take LS2!Libre and Ickis blowing up a school very well and attempts to use Avada Kedavra on the former, but Obito takes the shot for Libre!
  • Meanwhile, the louse tries to get the other Libre to help with an imperiled settlement. SHH!Libre refuses and stomps the louse flat for good measure.
  • Man, this day is just utter carnage so far. Sunkern just cut Bore cleanly in half with a 1000 degree knife.
  • Meanwhile, Ickis and Piece of Garbage are unsuccessfully trying to get something out of the vending machine, and Amy can't wait until Christmas (or her world's version of it anyway).
  • The flea sits on a giant egg and tries to hatch it. Unsurprisingly for such a tiny insect, it doesn't work.
  • Juan Carlos finds a strange poster of Loox. Should the other tributes be worried?
  • Apparently, Reptar is afraid of his own father. Then again, shouldn't he tower over his parents now?
  • Rantaro is abruptly abducted by a random monster and taken to the world they came from.
  • Nigel loses his paddle while rowing to Dave's Assassin School and uses what he can get.
  • Meanwhile, Skathach-Skadi and Bulk Bogan make coffee in...a very odd way, while Sponge starts craving quesadillas. The Feast will come soon enough, Sponge, don't worry.
  • Whoa! Astigmatism just put Hatta in the Netherlands and washed him away in a flood after breaking a dike! Overkill, much?

• Day◊ 5!
  • Yosuke, Loox, Nigel, and Sponge all compete in a competition, but Yosuke comes in last plac-WHOAWHOAWHOA Yosuke was actually Herlock? Where was the actual Yosuke all this time??
  • Such questions must wait until later, as SHH!Libre has just stolen Bogan's donut, and Bogan is seriously not happy about it.
  • Piece of Garbage gets a vibe check, and passes it without issue.
  • Flea hires a mimic to contain its belongings. The other tributes better watch out!
  • Taking a page out of Herlock's book, Smarty decides to make clones of himself as well.
  • Meanwhile, Guts tosses a cat at the other Libre. Man, that's going to leave so many scratches.
  • Ana gives Mr. Lancer some words of encouragement.
  • Astigmatism shines a light at Karno, which inexplicably causes him to disintegrate.
  • Wh-...What hand???
  • I know the monsters from that garbage dump are adverse to pretty and handsome things, but that felt like a bit much.
  • Juan Carlos finds out the Krabby Patty Secret Formula, but Mr. Krabs isn't going to have any of that and sics Reptar on him. Needless to say, Juan Carlos is very, very dead afterward.

• Say◊ sayonara to: Obito, Louse, Bore, Rantaro, Bung Hatta, Bung Karno, Scathach-Skadi, and Juan Carlos.

• KO Count:
  • Bulk Bogan: 4
  • Mr. Lancer: 4
  • Herlock: 2
  • Nigel: 2
  • Astigmatism: 2
  • All have one each: Ana, Loox, Guts, Killer Rabbit, SHH!Libre, Ickis, Reptar, Sunkern, and Rantaro

Edited by kablammin45 on Aug 19th 2021 at 8:24:09 AM

lmao bulk hates hees donuut getting stolen

Yeah, I could see Herlock disguising himself

Feast is up next, FYI

Obito, I am disappoint.

oh hi thanks for checking in, Piece of Garbage is still a piece of gaaaaarbage

what the...

That's nice of Mr. Lancer to teach Guts math.

Minor nitpick, but Astigmatism's got two kills in the bag. Why do they hate Indonesia so much?! No offense to our Indonesian players, though.

That being said, Nigel rowed to the Assassin School! This must be the most productive season for nom schools in general, lately!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 19th 2021 at 1:25:25 AM

which ironically coincides with 1 tribute being very destructive towards nom schools

(Updoot 6!)

• Night 5!◊
  • Somehow Guts has ended up only in his underoos, and his allies are singing about it for some reason.
  • Ickis tries to take out Sponge with an axe, but Sponge simply goes "no u" and lops the monster's head off with it instead.
  • Amy needs to take a shower, apparently.
  • LS2!Libre and Nigel have a fight, which ends when Nigel simply pushing Libre away from him and telling him to stop. This apparently killed LS 2!Libre...somehow. Your guess is as good as mine, folks.
  • Ana pulls Bulk Bogan out with a whip...psyche! She actually didn't and just left with the whip. Exit Bogan.
  • Yeeeeeah, Herlock, I don't know what you were expecting when you threatened a literal kaiju with a human-sized gun.
  • Smarty and the flea start fighting over a pack of Szechuan sauce, a situation that Piece of Garbage is luckily able to diffuse.
  • Sunkern has a very close (not to mention zany) call.
  • I dunno if that's really necessary since Mr. Lancer has already taken people out this season, Yosuke, but in any case, Astigmatism's run has ended at the hands of the other Libre.
  • Meanwhile, Loox apparently wants to ship. Whether that means he wants to ship himself out to somewhere or wants to ship people is up to the folks at home to decide, I suppose.

• FEAST TIME!◊
  • Piece of Garbage eats entirely too many eggs and dies on the spot.
  • Mr. Lance blows Sunkern, fellow Nicktoon Nigel, and Amy to kingdom come with good ol' fashioned TNT.
  • Herlock offers Reptar a Sprite Cranberry, but the kaiju declines. Herlock evidently is just fed up with Reptar at this point after their last encounter and just kills him off.
  • Somehow, everything Yosuke cooks immediately turns into his Trademark Favorite Food.
  • A fight between Guts and the remaining Libre and Ana and Smarty breaks out. Ana and Smarty come out victorious!
  • The following folks skipped out on the Feast: Sponge (I thought you were craving quesadillas, man, did decapitating Ickis make you lose your appetite?), Flea, and Loox.

• Day 6!◊
  • Herlock tries to send some mail to Yosuke on Smarty's behalf, but Sponge isn't going to have any of that.
  • Meanwhile, Loox plays "What's New, Pussycat?" on a jukebox until it drives the flea crazy, and Ana and Mr. Lancer get into a debate over steak and spare ribs.

• Bowing out here were◊: Ickis, LS2!Libre, Bulk Bogan, Astigmatism, Piece of Garbage, Sunkern, Nigel Thornberry, Amy, Reptar, Guts, and SHH!Libre.

• KO Count:
  • Mr. Lancer: 7
  • Bulk Bogan: 4
  • Herlock: 3
  • Nigel: 3
  • Ana: 3
  • Astigmatism: 2
  • SHH!Libre: 2
  • Guts: 2
  • All have one each: Loox, Killer Rabbit, Ickis, Reptar, Sunkern, Rantaro, and Sponge

This is the Penultimate Updoot, by the way, everybody.

Edited by kablammin45 on Aug 19th 2021 at 10:43:06 AM

fokin

gorbage

ate 60 eggs and perished

ya shitting me

Welp, the other Indonesian nom avenged Albert and his tributes before dying.

Here we go

Whoa, Mr. Lancer. Just whoa.

Well, then. It seems I was avenged.

bottompost that I don't know what to fill with