Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

And there goes Bob RIP.

Also, should we rename the discord server the Peeta fan club?

More time travel shenanigans, huh?

Yo,Ana is a badass.

You know, I don't see how Boba Fett turning into steel saves him from a character that uses fire. Steel MELTS.

Honestly yeah. But considering what the event said, well. Had to handwave it as fireproof steel though in my narration

Edited by Billy5545 on Jul 10th 2019 at 6:11:23 PM

Part 5

Battle Theme:

Touhou: Imperishable Night - Plain Asia

Undertale - Power of -NEO-

Night◊4◊

• Nyusha, encountering GM Sniper II, talks to him again, after she motivated him before. They soon become friends, though mainly on the ground that GM Sniper II won't kill her.

• 2016!Elliott, after witnessing all the events that have been happening up to now, thinks that some events of the Games are stupid.

• The HGS:BTP Thread makes a wish to the Star Spirits. They appear to it, and Eldstar soon uses Refresh on it, healing it slightly, which is represented by the HGS:BTP Thread growing slightly.

• The Plaguebearer is venturing into a ruins when he finds two treasures. First is two guns, which can fire disease inside of the bullets. Second is the magical power up to wield it, which has to be eaten. The Plaguebearer eats it, and he instantly gains the knowledge to wield two guns, or guns akimbo.

• Masaharu Kaito dresses up as a cowboy after he finds a cowboy costume somewhere. He proceeds to walk into tributes wearing the costume, before finding Nero Bride. He immediately brands himself as a Chinese cowboy, before he does an impression of it that is so offensive. Nero Bride immediately cannot stomach it, developing an ulcer before that explodes, while Masaharu Kaito refuses to stop it despite her begging.

• J-Hope meets Hero, who is out of his Mobile Suit. After asking Hero if he likes BTS or not, to which Hero answers by saying he's not, J-Hope reacts by incapacitating Hero immediately. However, Banjo and Kazooie arrive, and forces J-Hope to stop it.

• HGS Discord and Pumbaa see Boba Fett holding a script. They quickly discover that it is a script about "erotic friend fiction". Seeing Boba Fett walking to the direction of an Arena speaker control, they try to stop him. But HGS Discord has a feeling it will fail, so it goes into another, closer control to deliver a PSA about what will happen instead before Boba Fett can read it, saying what Boba Fett will do. All the tributes immediately prepare for it by taking soundproof earplugs, before Boba Fett can read his story. He then reads his story after Pumbaa fails to catch up with him, but the tributes, except Pumbaa, are protected.

• Maleficient encounters Suga. She overhears that Suga has known about her husband, and that he insults her husband. She immediately respond by snatching Suga, saying how he will die for what he said to her husband, before dropping and roasting him, before throwing the burning body again quickly to the Arena forcefield.

• GG Gorilla tries to set up his new tent after moving his camp. However, without instructions, and with his legs injured, he has a hard time setting it up. Despite of that, he eventually set it up at the end of the night.

• Snoop Dogg, finding a baseball bat and a baseball, as well as a meat cleaver, first throws the baseball at Me with his bat, before finishing Me off by throwing a meat cleaver at Me's chest, killing Me. Snoop Dogg soon smokes weed again and raps after he did the deed.

• Vanya, still rabid, shambles around into a hospital. For some reason, Joe Cool is in it, trying to show how cool he is by doing stunts in hospital. However, he then sees Vanya, holding cookies contaminated with her saliva while walking rabidly. He soon gets contaminated cookies shoved into his mouth, but fortunately before he turns rabid, he happens to be in a room with a container labeled "Mutated Rabies Vaccine". He takes one if the vaccines, and inject it to himself quickly before he succumbs. He then tries to inject another of the vaccine to Vanya, and it seems to start working as she starts gaining limited free will. Joe Cool soon escapes from the hospital.

• Ana, after being banned from Free Ham Sandwich Day and seeing what she did, sees a pamphlet containing the benefits of seafood diet to health. She soon adopts the diet. Unbeknownst to her, however, the pamphlet actually contains pure myths.

• Somehow, Deceit feels a bit sad at Me's death. Shunt soon appears, and he comforts Deceit, until Deceit feels better.

• Takayuki Yagami gets into a fight with 1977!Elliott over the edge of a fiery canyon after he thought that the latter did something to his camp. They both soon fall into the canyon. 1977!Elliott is able to fly away from the canyon however to save himself. As for Takayuki Yagami, however, he is unable to escape, and clings to the wall futilely, until it breaks, sending him to be killed by the fall and then his body cremated. Takayuki Yagami soon says, "Goodbye 1977!Elliott." before he falls to his death.

• Volk is walking when he sees a green slime. The slime, however, immediately attacks him and leaves it's goo over Volk, which starts to infect and eats his body. Volk soon sees a sign saying, "This is the way to the cure. Use it to heal yourself." Volk heeds the sign, and immediately runs. However, it is pretty far away, and Volk eventually succumbs to the slime, who manages to eat and grow, basically assimilating Volk into another green slime.

• Akuma is walking when he receives a package from one of the Gamemakers. He opens it to reveal that it contains a blueprint for his dream house and the materials for it, sent by an unknown sponsor. The house looks like a Japanese traditional house, set to Akuma's preference.

Day 5◊

• Joe Cool feels lonely as he doesn't have any friends in the Arena. He's so lonely, that he hugs himself.

• Pumbaa and 2016!Elliott decided to have a cooking duel. They bring Hero, Deceit, and GG Gorilla, with the latter two avoiding each other because of what happened yesterday, as judges. Pumbaa simply hunts and cooks a deer over the spit, while using salt on it. As for 2016!Elliott, he kills a muscular, growth hormone fed cow by dropping it, before also cooking it over the flames. The judges prefer 2016!Elliott's cooking, giving the win to him.

• Banjo and Kazooie open their cookie jar, only to find all the cookies missing. They soon ask Nero Bride, Akuma, and HGS Discord about who steal it. HGS Discord immediately admits to the theft, so Banjo and Kazooie takes the Discord to the top of the mountain and humiliates it on the same spot as GG Gorilla did to Deceit.

• Vanya, recovering from her modified rabies, finds a cueball. She uses it, and it gives her advice, like to be more careful, to improve herself, etc. She takes all the advice seriously.

• J-Hope and the HGS:BTP Thread throw two magical stars at Boba Fett. Boba Fett, teaming up with both of them, soon combines them into a single, large magical star, before throwing it to the sky. The star soon falls on Masaharu Kaito as a falling star, blasting him to death.

• Ana, still having a little bit of despair, decided to be mischievous. She manages to find a control for all the elevators in the Arena, and sabotages the songs that play on them. She changes it so they all will play trash metal songs at maximum volume instead.

• Maleficient, seeing Snoop Dogg as a hero, comes to him, who is high on weed. She then lies to him by revealing that she is his long lost sibling, before disowning him as she flies away. Snoop Dogg buys it as he's high on weed.

• GM Sniper II and the Plaguebearer fight each other after they see each other as a threat, as they think they will destroy each other's world. They then start attacking, with Shunt and 1977!Elliott, who see the fight, deciding to make it an entertainment to every tributes and the viewers by providing commentaries on it. Soon, The Plaguebearer manages to climb into the inside of the GM Sniper II, and disables important parts by shooting and ripping them, killing the Mobile Suit, which falls to the ground, while The Plaguebearer gets out unscathed.

• Nyusha encounters the same Snowclone yet again. After witnessing how Nero Bride befriended the Snowclone yesterday, Nyusha tries to ask him if she can be friends with him. However, the Snowclone refuses, and says how he prefers to see her killed by the Games as it's supposed to be than to befriend her.

Fallen Tributes◊: Suga, Me, Takayuki Yagami, Volk, Masaharu Kaito, GM Sniper II

1977!Elliott should've died in that fiery canyon, not Takayuki. This is just like in OG S97, where the "There Can Be Only One" event had the wrong tribute beheading the other^note the killer and victim had their roles switched. We must fix it next season, but don't worry since the Day version is still correct.

So let's just say that the former pushed the latter into the canyon in that event.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 10th 2019 at 8:13:48 PM

Noooooo my bias is dead. I mean technically he's returning next season, but still...

Gee whizz, J-Hope, you really don't get on with non-ARMYs, do you? And why have he and Suga been interacting with this very thread so much

Akuma, please do something worthwhile man. I don't want you dying unceremoniously.

Rip Reksio and Volk, they didn't get nice deaths.

First Maul takes to writing fanfiction, now Boba? Who would've guessed?

Took about seven hours for the internet to come back on for me tonight; I was just about to get to bed. It's nice to see Shunt still in the running... for now.

Edited by KLS2097 on Jul 10th 2019 at 11:49:11 PM

Oof, RIP both my tributes. Especially when one of them was wrongly set to die...

So much for an anti-nihilist, Maleficent...

Nice to see my Tributes looking out for each other. Take that, J-Hope.

Part 6

Battle Theme:

Trauma Center: Under The Knife 2 - Confronting The Menace

Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII - Crimson Blitz

Night 5◊

• The Plaguebearer is walking when one of the Gamemakers gives him a cage, containing a Metal Slime. He said it was from an unknown sponsor. After that, The Plaguebearer examines the Metal Slime with interest.

• Boba Fett is now chased by the HGS Discord after he read his "erotic friend fiction" yesterday, and the Discord failed to stop him. However, Boba Fett is able to hide and escape from the Discord when he finds a conveniently shaped lamp, which is large and bright, as well as near many buildings.

• Hero is walking without his Mobile Suit when he falls down into a chalk pit and into a cave, not knowing how fragile the pit is. After recovering from a minor concussion, as Hero's head hitted a rock, he sees a caveman talking to him in, surprisingly, English. The caveman soon leads him to where he lives, revealing many random junks from all time era, as well as furnitures that look like modern ones made out of stone. The Hero thinks it may be just a hallucination from getting a concussion

• Snoop Dogg is trying to eat by the bonfire now. However, it's setup so that four people can sit there at once somehow. After eating, he drops his utensils, and sees that Nyusha, Shunt, Banjo and Kazooie have arrived with their own utensils, with Shunt's "utensil" in particular being electrical plug. Snoop Dogg soon leaves as he has finished eating, while Nyusha, Shunt, Banjo and Kazooie eat.

• 1977!Elliott, seeing Vanya, decides to call her by her embarrassing nickname. Vanya, angered by this, said, "Do not call me that, 1977!Elliott. You pathetic whelp."

• Ana, 2016!Elliott, Akuma, and HGS:BTP Thread have a karaoke session together. They decide to sing Japanese songs, though some English songs are also included.

• Maleficient is walking when she encounters Joe Cool. Despite him being a hero, she hears from him that he got attacked by GG Gorilla, who is another hero. Joe Cool even shows the injuries he got from the attack. Maleficient responds by flying to where GG Gorilla is. After she finds him, she immediately swoops and snatches him, taking him to the same cliff as when he humiliated Deceit, before dropping him from high altitude to die from the fall. She then takes the dead body and throws it to the Arena forcefield. However, Joe Cool's story is true, and that GG Gorilla attacked him as Joe Cool damaged GG Gorilla's camp during one of his cool stunts attempt.

• Pumbaa finds J-Hope. After hearing what J-Hope did to non fans from other tributes, he decides to torture J-Hope again, like how Psycho Panda did. He ties him to a chair and forces him to drink bone hurting juice. Immediately after that, Pumbaa cuts the rope and drops the chair before J-Hope can leave, breaking one of J-Hope's legs.

• Nero Bride, thinking Deceit is evil, decides to burn him and his camp. She goes to his camp, before activating her fire spell to set fire to it. However, it turns out Deceit has already fireproofed his camp before, preparing for a scenario where one of the tributes could burn down his camp.

Day 6◊

• Banjo and Kazooie, Boba Fett, Pumbaa, and Vanya read poetries together after meeting each other this day. The poetries are from their respective source materials' universes. However, exception has to be made for erotic poetries, after what Boba Fett did earlier.

• Joe Cool finds a sword in the stone. He tries to pull it to show he's cool, but he fails. So he responds by burning the sword instead, before making it a bonfire for him.

• Snoop Dogg is yet again high on weed. He sees Hero throwing balls. However, he hallucinates them as souls. So he responds by chastising Hero for throwing souls, causing Hero to be confused by what Snoop Dogg says.

• The Plaguebearer gets a wound while trying to scavenge for medicinal ingredients. He soon finds a strange green herb, shaped like a leaf with three protrusions. Not knowing what it is, he thought it's just a regular medicinal green herb, and applies it to his wound. It'd actually weed. However, he doesn't get high from it, as weed has to be smoked for it to happen, and even then, it may help a bit with his wound.

• Nero Bride discovers that 2016!Elliott is a fan of Ana's source material. 2016!Elliott, when discovering that, gets so embarrassed, that he decides to kill Nero Bride to keep the secret shut. Despite being glimpsed by her and having his mind read, 2016!Elliott is able to camouflage and swoops at her in surprise, knocking her out. 2016!Elliott did get some debuff spells and the fire spell on him, though he was able to put down the flames as there is water nearby. 2016!Elliott soon snatches Nero Bride, and throws her to the Arena forcefield, electrocuting her to death.

• Maleficient finds a magical bomb while flying around in the Arena. She soon decides to kill heroes with it. Flying around, she sees the HGS:BTP Thread, 1977!Elliott, and Shunt in close proximity. She soon drops her bomb. It first turns out to be a frag bomb, which fragments and throws shrapnels to them all, killing them from both the blast and being pierced by the pieces. However, the blast produces colorful flower shaped smokes. Then, the bomb does something else to their bodies too, as many flowers start to grow quickly from their dead bodies.

• The HGS Discord is walking when it sneezes for some reason. Nyusha, seeing it happen, says Gesundheit to wish the Discord good health, before leaving.

• Akuma sees J-Hope as he is walking. After what J-Hope did to Takayuki Yagami earlier, Akuma decides to punish J-Hope. He has heard on how Psycho Panda made J-Hope temporarily deaf and Pumbaa forced him to drink the bone hurting juice, as well as how he is a singer. So Akuma decides to take this to the next level by blinding him, even saying that he will still be able to sing anyway. His idea is by restraining J-Hope by himself, while forcing him to see the Sun, with his eyes forced open, unable to move. It works, and soon, J-Hope becomes permanently blind. Akuma soon pushes J-Hope after the deed, breaking one of J-Hope's arm due to the bone hurting juice.

• Deceit decides to make his own video game. He has not finish developing it yet when he decides to take screenshots of it as preview. For some reason, however, the police sees it as a crime despite it being Deceit's own game, and arrests Deceit, putting him in a prison.

Fallen Tributes◊: GG Gorilla, Nero Bride, HGS:BTP Thread, 1977!Elliott, Shunt

Edited by Billy5545 on Jul 10th 2019 at 9:38:28 PM

Goddammit, GG Gorilla!

Damn, now they've all taken to bullying J-Hope.

Does this mean that Maleficent just locked the thread?

How none of us noticed Boba Fett behind that lamp?

Welp, the thread's gone, go home everyone

Oof, J-Hope's getting a lot of shit for his treatment of non-ARMYs. I'm actually kinda starting to feel bad for him now... Like what he did wasn't cool, but at least he wasn't unforgivably evil like his OG counterpart.

Edited by Psychedelicate on Jul 10th 2019 at 11:54:42 PM

I guess you could say that they're treating him like a real J-Dope. Yeah, I'll see myself out.

I didn't know 2016!Elliott's an EarthBound (1994)/MOTHER fan.

And don't worry guys! That was just a robot with a copy of the thread data that Maleficent destroyed!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jun 13th 2023 at 5:39:47 PM

So she's (Ana) an EarthBound character. Never knew about it

Edited by Billy5545 on Jul 10th 2019 at 10:42:37 PM

Yep. She's the primary female protagonist of the first MOTHER game, titled EarthBound Beginnings outside of Japan.