Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

I see, Ahsoka hasn't gotten over her mental breakdown. It's just worsened considerably.

And Obi-Wan seems to be suffering some sort of brain damage. Oh dear...

Cycloid Gamma is now a pirate soccer player? Okay...

I just realized that the reason Mundo and Tamg have exclamation points next to their names is because I introduced them with the exclamation points.

NTC thought that was how you wanted them nicknamed in the sim, so he inputted them that way when he set up the save.

NIGHT◊ THREE◊

• "I have a question: what is Squidzilla? How much squid can you eat?"
• "Today's biology lesson is about the man who said snakes are ants. Did you know that lazaga is poisonous to snakes? This time I'm eating Garfield pasta with ketchup."
• "Duku is believed to have graduated from the same art academy as his teacher, who later trained Imperial Stormtroopers."
• "Funtokyo gives good results but it's grammatically incorrect and unfortunately Bob can't fix it."
• "I had a dream before. That's great! Our wolves are proud of our skilled hunters!"
• "Hey, uncle wants to play, can you use Morris as a football!"
• "I remember going to a party. I never thought I’d say this, but months of working together have changed people."
• "Geminis are crazy, aren't they? Did you know that a mirror can talk like a goat? It's scarier than you think."
• "10% luck, 20% skill, 15% focus, 5% luck, 50% bait and 100% forgetfulness... What is your real name? "Coin" is just a name."
• "All you want is my command. I feed him damn peppers and laugh at myself in a quiet, dry voice."
• "A nice couple Owl is more dangerous than a turtle. Manchas... remember you studied French every day?"
• "Noki rides Cerberus' inner horse Unfortunately, it is not a warm gothic style"
• "In my story, Octavia showed how strong her father was! Osric cannot move until the dance begins!"
• "Cady Ben hits straight and Cady gets blocked twice, next time you see someone acting funny, snap your finger."
• "Cooking oil should be used for cooking, not for drinking. Now look at the dead fisherman. Who wants to dig and build bones?"
• "I hate to tell you this, but it's an old ladies' story. It has a fruity, tomato flavor."
• "Do you think it would be helpful to get life advice from someone who has died far away?"
• "Brides are snakes, snakes are snakes, and now they are snakes. The kids have to escape the random shooting of the biology teacher."
• "I will never accept this deal. What good is three billion pounds if you can't use the water of life?"
• "Today we have Montoya in The Mystery of Dr. Ichigo Mundo. No offense, but your reaction is predictable."
• "As if Andy's dreams were shattered. Maybe it's better if they know the door is locked."
• "The girl runs off and continues to talk about Ahsoka having a panic attack. There’s a good reason they stay here. Really bleach."
• "We offer the best of My Little Pony, Hamlet and more fun games!"

DAY◊ FOUR◊

• "... is that a snake? Because it's a good bird, right?"
• "I have nothing! Mr. Electric, take this to the principal's office and fire him!"
• "Hank yells at another victim, leaving Tang and his crew in the fray. Unfortunately, he lost his life. Let's see if four ducks are enough for the big killer..."
• "You think you can't go wrong with cinnamon rolls? Today I learned about bad bread."
• "The car safely reached the rain slope, but could not proceed. Snails learn new skills quickly."
• "It's a good idea not to do the same with Guybrush. Again, from the world Gregor is in, life has a way of ruining things, even if you've done the smartest thing."
• "The quality of life here is ridiculous. Embrace the darkness."
• "Since it was developed by Danish officials in the Middle Ages, this political language works well. Many people today spend their time on technology!"
• "Bali looks like a lover in a cold world, but he has a cold heart."
• "When it's Monday around the world, Garfield is back with a vengeance"
• "This is probably the worst solution I can think of, some science experiments are never perfect"
• "Dumps are a great way to show how stupid you are. You don't want to go your way anymore! You will be disappointed in your agent!"
• "Welcome to the amazing Cycloid Gamma Zoo, where visitors are treated to 100% natural animals. Fun for the whole family! (ie the lion family will bite your belly)."
• "Perhaps the real treasure is the worthless cigarettes that kill us on the road?"
• "It takes incredible strength to remove the statue's head with your bare hands. Maybe Mario Quarto Super Glitch can be more powerful than the traditional online form."
• "Well, no one is talking about Bob this season. There must be a lot of beans, right? And builders, how many builders do you know named Bob?"

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊: Shinji, Merman Jake, Beat, Hank, Tang, Dr. Mundo, Manchas, Marona, Lip, Reynaldo, Fantoccio, Cerberus, Bob

Edited by DubhKafkaesque on May 13th 2024 at 5:51:55 PM

Dooku, plz.

I'm done for.

I really had no chance from the beginning.

I should've gone for tributes from Western works, not Japanese.

Tang is continuing doing witchy stuff, I see, or rather, was. Also, "Tang and his crew?" Unless that was referring to Hank, that's the second time Kafka's muzzle misgendered a tribute upon their death this season... and a trans one at that!

And welp, I'm out. So much for Manchas being mentored by a talking owl since Zootopia doesn't have those...

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 13th 2024 at 4:02:50 PM

BOTH IN ONE GO?! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Good news is that SMG4 got a kill.

Bad news is that Shinji is out of the season.

Ahsoka: Gets horrific torture piled on top her already fractured mental state.

Obi-Wan: Has the most boring time imaginable.

At least they are both alive, but geez.

BTW, that Taking You with Me event where Hank killed Tang should be fixed next season because it was intentionally set as a natural death for both due to old sim limits, but starting this season, this should be a kill for P1. In this case, Hank should be in the lead, with 4 kills.

Three kills for Cycloid Gamma? Yay!

A bit late, but I'll do some roleplaying in this post based on what my Author Avatar did this season.

Bloodbath- "Whoa, that was close."

Day One- (singing) "Don't do drugs."

Night One- "Hey, you're safe now, kitty."

Day Two- "Well, crap, I got depowered."

Night Two- *does something traumatic to Josef*

Day Three- "Bob, you're too stupid to work here."

Night Three- *dies*

NIGHT◊ FOUR◊

• "OK...OK, I don't like golf for many reasons, but this is the main one. Luckily Boscon wasn't in his car at the time or he would have eaten the fried meat!"
• "Hello everyone, my name is Anna Orkin Skywalker! I am ashamed and proud to see the complete destruction of words in this language."
• "It is very easy to destroy rocks with the power of plants. And with that I'm out of the game. Make my bed comfortable."
• "Cade, who had a small scar on his eye, was diagnosed with Baines disease. You know, it kills you"
• "The crew and I watched the new Garfield and Chrissie Rat movie together (so sad)."
• "I am sorry to say this, monks, the only enemy is the evil eye. You can kill as many idiots as me."
• "Why should we trust a man with 10 hearts? Is it better to clean up all the blood? How loud is it?"
• "Canon goth Joseph remains a chick hungry relationship… not good. I used a white rubber band instead of a metal knife! You can stab someone in the back if you try hard enough."
• "...Well, no, the football zombies are a bunch of thugs who are out to send Gregor back to the wall. Hi Luna! A good fight to the death!"
• "This time, Nafer plays Nafer in the TV series "As I Cry". Also, it doesn't shoot cycloid gamma stars because of the weapon."
• "This is a very interesting method. Just one look makes me happy."
• "Sometimes we have to bring back strong armed men as guests. God knows you have better English grammar than I can spout this nonsense."

DAY◊ FIVE◊

• "Wow, the gym must be doing great today! We still don't know what hell is, but whatever, it seems to be about monsters."
• "The best, the best, the best?"
• "I think most people hate it when you limit processed food. Canon is nothing special."
• "Are you interested in the basics of Graph Doku? If you cut off his hand and cut off his head, someone who trusted you will betray you. Naochi? Does it help the monk to attain perfection?"
• "If you find the fearless queen, you will be sent to hell to eat thousands of innocent people every day. And in his garden there was only a fifth animal."
• "Darkness, patriarchy, wealth, an abundance of everything."
• "It's just a bad dream...and you never wake up. But you are like the land that conquered Joseph."

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊: Maurice, Gregor, Cycloid Gamma, Osric

I’m just rooting for the Garfields now.

Oh no, don't let Mr. Sandman into your dreams!

I rolled for the random fatal event Josef had a nightmare of, and he dreamt that he accidentally jumped into a pool full of electric eels^note (Player1) jumps into a river. Turns out it's an electric eel habitat.!

But anyway, this season is starting to look like an episode of Backstroke of the West of The Star War Gatherings and I'm here for it!

Wow, Obi-Wan is done effing around. Was he just feigning incompetence to stay under the radar...?

And Ahsoka continues to feel down in the dumps. At least she's had a little fun with, ah, friends.

Well, screw you too, Nerfer.

Dooku, go back to racking up kills before you fizzle out.

Cycloid Gamma dies in the next update right after killing off my 2nd tribute and any hopes for winning? Lmao

NIGHT◊ FIVE◊

• "Want to know what Andrew Garfield looks like in Dragon Ball Durga? Rest in peace."
• "We can make good eggs out of hard times. War equipment is quickly recycled. It took a long time to recover."
• "You crazy! You must destroy everything! In conversation! Please review these comments before announcing the winner."
• "Wait a minute, you're not a wrestler, you're a fighter! Put that iron chair back in its place or wait, isn't that old Sandman who beats people with horses and wears warm gloves? Not bad, but acceptable."
• "There is murder, and murder, and there is murder! Everyone can kill!"
• "My only introduction to Food Wars was the fun theme song background that introduced me to robots. What a legacy."

DAY◊ SIX◊

• "So I told Naoki to start the party."
• "So if there are flies, are there insects in the water? What is slime? Although this is a trap to fall into, I doubt Monk's cookbook contains weight loss tips."
• "Playing sports is never as easy as boxing gloves! Who will win this match? ...a light, indeed. But it can actually be something other than food."
• "Look on the bright side, now you can rest in eternal peace in heaven. I believe that if one does not love life, the angels leave you quickly. Woe to you!"
• "Canon and Spider-Man send sexually explicit messages from Australia. Or a special description of the mushroom kingdom? There may be two. Take the smaller one!"
• "Your stomach is upset and drinking soda is very bad for you. If I were Balcha I would go back."
• "I thought people would die when they were resurrected! Hey, there's no way Kitty Lasagna could ruin my worldview like that!"
• "Because you don't need a lot of lighting to be beautiful, but everyone and everything has to die."
• "A penitent cannot kill a demon with his own hands. There’s no money when it’s good, but who would?"
• "In the end, they all come together, with Cady being slightly embarrassed by Ben. Hi everyone, do I need to remind you that there is a 6th criminal in this room?"

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊: Josef, Dooku

So immediately after Dooku uses Ahsoka to ring a cursed gong, both of them die (if temporarily in the latter's case). Probably should've listened to the Monk on that one.

Andrew Garfield? Covered in cat hair?

But hey, at least Dooku took it out on another Star Wars tribute! IDK if he and Ahsoka actually met in canon, but even though that attempted murder failed, it's still the cherry on top of this Backstroke/Gatherings Season! And let's not forget his Enemy Mine with Manchas!