Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Wow, Noriko. Pretty freaking bold of you to say that to someone who turned into a pig earlier.
Looks like Fawful tried to turn Ironhide into one of his robots while pretending to be a nice guy by saving people.
And Midbus turns out to be a shapeshifter visibly. I mean, first a bee, now a big octopus?
Edited by Scipion3 on Feb 28th 2023 at 2:15:33 PM
The hero of the wind.Well, he once became Blizzard Midbus, so having another set of unprecedented powers isn't that far off.
Anyway, I am out. At least one of my tributes died alongside Ichi's so he's not alone, I suppose.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!":thonking: Is Graham's Number getting Wendover's face right one of those "you can find everything in pi" situations? Though g64 isn't transcendental, so the principle shouldn't necessarily apply
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.Hmmmmmm
Teeth-Clenched Teamwork between Silverstreak and Shadow Freddy?
Now that I'm caught up, let me say that I would buy the Jerma Grill.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."that sounds like something michael scott might do lol
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character- Empty Fuck sings about the three timewreckings that have happened during the HGS. Haven't seen one when I hosted a season. But I hope I can cover one someday.
- Oni adds the Tarragon Pizza theme to a list of Star Wars music for some reason.
- Amazingly enough, Florida Man is actually able to control his impulses when the floating head of Jerma tells him to kill Tad Strange.
- Ironhide is now armed with a sledgehammer.
- Purple Sphere Doomer gets hurt after climbing and falling off a horse. Now it's in a sour mood. Maybe some lemon can help it feel better.
- Gumshoe gets caught for speeding, but he uses his connections in the police force to get a wedding invitation instead of a ticket.
- All Yu can hear is Sonoshee's voice, just taunting him nonstop. Maybe he'll go crazy and ax-murder someone. We'll see.
- Mokap is angry and demands to speak to the manager. But much to his horror, Faye is the manager.
- Brooklyn has a heart attack after seeing Edgeworth. Brooklyn feared he was about to get sued. But Edgeworth is on the rescue.
- As it turns out, Wendover Productions's dad isn't a millionaire and it doesn't have a mom. Or at least a mom it knows.
- Etie takes advantage of her status as a Navy SEAL and smashes all the vending machine food in front of a hungry Half as Interesting. Very cruel, I love it. The only thing she should do is taunt it, saying "are you hungry?"
- Milt has some brand new drugs. Or at least that's what Michael wants you to believe.
- Seeing how powerful it's become, Graham's Number decides it needs a bodyguard. So it creates a new golem to protect it.
- Yae Miko, Fawful and Midbus pose as statues in hopes that Alastor doesn't kill any of them. But Fawful makes the fatal mistake of moving, and he gets torn apart.
- Noriko is proud of her coconet.
- Shawn really doesn't like motorboating, so that earns Rotiart a slap. But it doesn't phase him. He's eaten his cabbage.
- Sniper Wolf is a huge fan of Undertale, so she gives Silverstreak a Steam Pass Card to share the Undertale love.
- Not even the Grim Reaper can resist the pleas of a cat and spares The Speaker.
- Ephraim oinks himself silly after seeing Bonny, Kisame, Zack, Jet Black and Vigilante get devoured by mutant squirrels.
- It is Freddy, so he probably doesn't care about your standards.
- The hunting expedition of Takayuki, Mons-Ahgar, Caviar and Gray go on the hunt for cryptids. But the beasts devour them all. Not even Mons-Ahgar can fight off the creatures.
- RIPeroni has to point out to Balgruuf the Greater that Mark's Pizzeria cannot live in a cookie. But it serves cookies as they make for good dessert after a nice pizza.
- Purple Sphere Doomer flies at Milt and pushes her off the edge. But she survives and is thirsty for its citrusy blood. Pucker up.
- Brooklyn is armed with a knife and is going in for the kill on Faye. But Faye instead takes his arm and guides it right into Yae Miko.
- Graham's Number is so confident in spreading its math knowledge, it heads into a dangerous path. Of course some people don't like math. But Graham's Number doesn't care.
- Sonoshee, Wednover Productions and Shawn all beat Mokap, Noriko and Rotiart in a fight. And Sonoshee brags about being the best in the fight. I can relate. I was clearly the superior one when I teamed up with Candy back in Season 254 for hosting duties. I was the one who carried it all just like Sonoshee in that fight. I know the feeling, girl.
- We have ourselves quite a cycle here. Michael introduces Balgruuf the Greater to his so-called lair. And Kotaro watches in amusement as he eats popcorn during the whole thing. But it's the sight of seeing a cat eat popcorn that gives Cheese Dragon a fatal stroke. Like someone bragging about their lair isn't crazy enough, but an animal eating popcorn is crazy enough to kill someone.
- RIPperoni rides a rollercoaster. It didn't even get in one of the cars; it just rode the tracks. But either way, it's been hypnotized by the coaster into being happy nonstop.
- Midbus can turn into a bee and an octopus, so he believes he can bring good fortune to all. Good fortune or death.
- Half as Interesting makes a wish and now it's on its way to becoming fully interesting.
- Guess you could say Jerma popped his cherry on Ironhide.
- More blood, yes! Once again, Etie pulls out her sniper rifle and blows Yu's skull away like a watermelon before she goes off to visit his mother. Rubbing in her son's death, are you, Etie? Coldhearted... I love it!
- The Speaker doesn't have good camera technique like I do. Maybe if he survives, I can show him a thing or two. It takes charisma and only I can show him what it takes.
- Ephraim is the second person to get their head stuck in a science flask. And since there's no Fawful to pull it off him, he's doomed.
- Tad Strange steals Alastor's Tamagotchi and doesn't even take care of it, bringing it back to Alastor, all dead.
- As you can see, Empty Fuck comes from a long line of Empty Fucks.
- Florida Man and Gumshoe have a round of tug-of-war over Mark's Pizzeria. Florida Man might be drunk and hungry, but it works against him as Gumshoe wins this round.
- Edgeworth is tired from prosecuting and puts his lunchbox in the washing machine. Meh, maybe it's a cloth lunchbox.
- Silverstreak has heard what Sniper Wolf did to Metal Gear and fears for his life. He pleads with her not to kill him and even leaks oil all over himself. And Sniper Wolf takes pity on him.
- Oni attends Ichigo's School of Strategy to learn combat strategy and succeeds in the school. But not everyone is happy. Pepperman despises the nominators and wants to kill them all. Guess he really hates Ichi. But he's playing a dangerous game. He's about to get a Power Angery.
Yes! Now this is what I like to see! Tribute deaths in the double◊ digits◊: Fawful, Bonny, Kisame, Zack, Jet Black, Vigilante, Takayuki, Mons-Ahgar, Caviar, Gray, Yae Miko, Cheese Dragon, Ironhide, Yu, Ephraim
REMAINING TRIBUTES: 32
- Caviar: (2) (Henry, Peppino)
- Rocko: (1) (Enid)
- Alastor: (2) (Red Son!Brainiac, Fawful)
- Gumshoe: (1) (Perry the Platypus)
- Half as Interesting: (1) (Myrtle)
- Balgruuf the Greater: (1) (Granny)
- Mons-Ahgar: (3) (Bonkers, Shin Akuma, New York City)
- Franchise!Metal Gear: (2) (Moulder, Olberic)
- Midbus: (5) (Moulder, Olberic, Gloriosa Daisy, Lupin, Dante)
- Faye: (2) (Primrose, Yae Miko)
- Kotaro: (3) (Tails with a Gun, Laval, John E. Cheese)
- Purple Sphere Doomer: (1) (Eirika)
- Etie: (2) (Boucheron, Yu)
- Sniper Wolf: (1) (Weapon!Metal Gear)
- Takayuki: (4) (Mr. Frosty, Spike, Theo, Konan)
- Edgeworth: (1) (Heffer)
- Timber Spruce: (1) (Rocko)
- Empty Fuck: (1) (V1
- Michael: (3) (Phantom Freddy, Uni, Franchise!Metal Gear)
- Brooklyn: (2) (Timber Spruce, Yae Miko)
- Bonny: (1) (Red Hood)
- Jerma: (1) (Ironhide)
Oh well
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."half as hungry
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.Damn. To think Midbus had to witness his lord's death at the hands of Alastor while staying still.
Edited by Scipion3 on Feb 28th 2023 at 6:45:12 PM
The hero of the wind.Shadow Freddy just exists
Why didn't Purple Sphere use his wings?
I'm mainly a fan of underrated media.kotaro go... get that mass murderer title
I like cats.What have you done, Oni? Hope the tributes stop Pepperman.
Nevermind, then. Fixed it.
Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Feb 28th 2023 at 8:19:11 AM
CAC: (Attempts to remove Twilight's bracer) To show I've changed, I'll free you!So Ephraim went so insane that he got himself suffocated in a flask? That... actually kind of adds up.
Also, the Etie Navy Seal arc is oddly kind of in character.
Hyperfixation, guaranteed!youve got claws brook
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort characterYou do realize that Ichi is under threat by Pepperman for letting Oni pass his school... right?
Also, that's the longest chain of "reacts to the previous/next event" events I've seen in a while.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 1st 2023 at 4:19:16 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Man, what a horrible way for Ephraim to go. Poor guy. Maybe Eirika's death really did get to him after all. :( RIP
I'm just gonna think about what tributes to send in next.
He actually went insane from watching squirrels kill people. Didn't think his self-destructive behavior would kill him this fast, though.
Hyperfixation, guaranteed!Heh, yeah. Still, what a nasty way to go.
NIGHT◊ (DAMN) 2◊
DAY◊ (DAMN) 3◊
Not much has happened in the death front. Hopefully things will pick up later◊ on◊: Gloriosa Daisy, Lupin, Dante, Timber Spruce, Red Hood
REMAINING TRIBUTES: 47
Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Feb 28th 2023 at 6:39:00 AM