880.1 Friendly reminder Bob is not allowed to have a Fursona and he is to leave the Furry and Otherkin fandoms alone! They aren't doing anything.
Edited by BackSet1 on May 29th 2022 at 8:44:39 AM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."882. Bob is not allowed to delete my Minecraft worlds
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind883. Bob is not allowed to play Minecraft on the grounds that it gives him "ideas."
Ah, ideas running gag. I miss you my old friend.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."884. Bob is not allowed to touch the thermostat. Unless he wants a visit from the Mean Mr. Bossman himself.
885. Bob is not allowed to burn down the Library of Alexandria
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind886. Bob will not back out of a bet with Stewie Griffin.
886.1 Or anyone, period.
Edited by skan123 on May 21st 2022 at 10:26:54 AM
886.2: Actually, it's probably best if Bob just doesn't make any bets at all.
- &: BOB IS NOT TO TAPE MY SHIFT KEY DOWN>
[edit:] **&>!: SERIOUSLY< BOB< IT MAKES THE SITE MARKUP ACT WEIRD>
Edited by mr_c on May 21st 2022 at 6:33:11 PM
I was a germophobe before it was cool.888. Bob will not make bets with, or talk to, Stewie Griffin period
888.1 Or any character from those awful "adult" animated sitcoms.
888.2 Bob is not to make bets with anyone.
Edited by BackSet1 on May 21st 2022 at 1:32:16 PM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."889. Bob is not to ask what happened to rule 887
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behindBob taped down Mr. C's Shift key, so that rule is actually 887.
890. Bob is not allowed to explain jokes.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."891. Bob is not allowed to not understand jokes
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind892. Bob is not allowed to mess with Plankton.
Edited by skan123 on May 21st 2022 at 11:06:55 AM
893. Bob is not allowed to copy other tropers' homework
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind894. Bob cannot quote Hamlet to get out of school.
891.1 Uh, scratch that one. Bob's more annoying when he doesn't understand the jokes.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."895. Bob is not allowed to abuse Sothis's Divine Pulse ability to get the best outcome when talking to other tropers
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind895.1 Nor is he allowed to abuse Return to the Past.
896. Bob is not to read any of Sothis' fanfiction (even if some of it is quite good) on the grounds that it gives him "ideas."
Aw, you're sweet.
Can you go back to being mean? You're disturbing when you're nice.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."897. Bob is not allowed to defy the Church as it may result in him being beaten up by a Dark Skinned Blond Action Girl who has really good sword skills
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind898. Bob is not allowed to blow up the gulag to avoid spending time there. Again.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."899. Bob is not allowed to claim a mod is overcharted he's just bad
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind900. Bob, reaching 900 rules is super not something to be proud of.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."901. Bob is not allowed to ask me on a date. I will say no.
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind/902. /Bob /is /not /allowed /to /change /every / word /too /a /slash /command.
Edited by BackSet1 on May 21st 2022 at 4:34:20 AM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."903. Bob is not allowed to overthrow the government and name himself supreme leader
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
881. Bob will not claim things he sees as his own. We've already got a kid for that.