Captain of the Adamant
3631: Bob is not allowed to steal asinine car parts from junkyards and sell them at outrageous prices because he thinks they're "vintage".
"It still bothers me that they call us smugglers and pirates. We're humanitarian blockade runners, not druglords."
3632: Bob is not allowed to call his enemies nazis.
Cynthia at the Beach
3632.1. Bob may not call his enemies communists either.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
The World's Least Powerful Man
3632.2: Nor Capitalists.
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The World's Least Powerful Man
3645: No, your latest "pet" is not "kinda cute" and you can't keep it.
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3646: Bob is not allowed to insert subliminal messages into rules.
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Cynthia at the Beach
3646.1. Bob may not insert subliminal messages into anything he says.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
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3647: No Bob, “Roleplay As A Link In Bio Twitter Bot Day” is not an actual holiday.
Edited by ZeTropeGuy999 on Apr 17th 2024 at 10:31:32 AM
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SEGA!Rockruff
3648. Bob is not allowed to eat garlic and speak near people's faces to troll them.
3648.1 Or onions, for that matter.
Intended to embody the Beware of Vicious Dog trope plus Super-Speed. Yup.
Knuckles the Echidna
3648.2: Bob may not make a "sundae" made of ketchup, peanut and onions.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
The World's Least Powerful Man
3649: Quit crackling that water bottle!
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Cynthia at the Beach
3649.1. Bob may not crackle that soda bottle.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
3649.2: Not even those bottles of alcohol either, didn't we ban Bob from any alcoholic substances?
3650: Bob is not allowed to impersonate Link.
Edited by SeaMonkey851 on Apr 20th 2024 at 1:47:43 PM
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3651: Bob is not allowed to release his band’s second album after 21 years. You didn’t even give it a title!
3651.1: Also, “Under My Skin” is a stupid band name.
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Cynthia at the Beach
3652. Bob may not try to shave my eyebrows.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
3652.1: Bob may not try to shave the eyebrows of Dwayne Johnson.
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3652.2: Bob can shave John Cena's eyebrows; provided, of course, that he can find Mr. Cena in the first place.
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3653: No Bob, you didn't try so hard and get so far.
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3653.1: Neither did you try so easy and get so close.
Edited by chino514 on Apr 22nd 2024 at 9:04:44 AM
Cynthia at the Beach
3654. Bob may not try to wear clothes that don't fit.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
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3655: Bob is not allowed to suggest we go on company excursions exclusively to places with dumb names. What even is there to do in Dildo, Newfoundland?
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3656: Bob is not allowed to play chicken by sticking his hand in and out of the mouth of a hungry Komodo dragon. He has already had several fingers amputated once.
3630: Bob may not open the calculator app