"...Meh. I could always have fun somewhere else!"
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...A rumbling is heard from off in the distance.
"Ah, hell. After what we just dealt with, I don't have the patience for anything else. Whatever you are, if you are mortal and don't give me a reason not to, I'm going to kill you."
Enough death. Enough life.A silver robot the size of a skyscraper, with two pairs of legs, jumps into the sky above the tropers, his shadow covering them. The landscape changes to a rainbow vortex and overcaffeinated electronic music starts playing.
Behold, it is I, KICKBOT!!!
Taco catches up to the tropers. "Boy guys, that was more than just a left turn at Albuquerque. This was quite the trip. Now..."
"..."
"...what in the world is this?"
Edited by TacoBadger on Apr 23rd 2019 at 9:30:04 AM
HuzzahZanreo looks at the robot. "Whoaaaa... is THIS the final boss?"
"Leftover items still have value!""My eyes! Too frilly!" Her eyes are literally burning from the sight. Looking horrified, she tries to cover the robot with flame "Kill it! Kill it before it lays eggs!"
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...''That's me! Twas I who, on behalf of my masters, set everything up so you'd be arrested, and I could take over Tropesburg! Now, EN GUARDE!!!
Kickbot is unaffected by the flames. He kicks Four.
"Well, if we're gonna fight this thing..." Zanreo starts charging up her lasers.
"Leftover items still have value!"“....really?”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”"Golly, what a calamity! They may have taken away my werecat curse in court, but fortunately I have a new potion, one that will turn me into the most epic version of the werecat yet!"
Puma pulls out a scary-looking bottle of potion and drinks it. He turns into a werecat, but then grows... he laughs like Giant Ursula as he grows to Godzilla size. He also grows more muscular, and gains longer claws and teeth. He then tries to stomp on Kickbot.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Apr 23rd 2019 at 10:45:52 AM
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish.""Fuck!" Backflipping and landing with a faceplant from the kick, she throws the flamethrower away and throws a few EMP grenades to stun it.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Before Zan can fully charge her lasers, Kickbot shoots some of his own in her direction. The robot then picks up Fours grenades and starts snacking on them.
Edited by TropesForever on Apr 24th 2019 at 12:42:19 AM
"Gah!" Zanreo tries dodging, but is just a bit too late and gets blown back. "How about... this..." She shoots her now fully charged beams at Kickbot
"Leftover items still have value!"Bob reaches into his eyesocket, rummages around for a few seconds, then pulls out a bottle with a flaming skull printed on it.
"Haven't used this in a while."
Bob downs the bottle, growing to 10 feet and becoming wreathed in flames.
"Much better. Hey, Satan, mind lending me a hand?"
"Not much of a choice in this situation."
Satan tosses Bob his pitchfork.
"Many thanks. Now..."
Bob charges and attempts to stab Kickbot.
Enough death. Enough life.Junon charges up for a mighty spell. Marcia is attempting to distract Kickbot by firing Silk Shots at it.
Kickbot rolls out from under Puma, simultaneously dodging Bob, Marcia and Zan's attacks.
Is that all you've got?
He produces a beer-bottle bomb and tosses it at Puma.
Edited by TropesForever on Apr 24th 2019 at 1:10:08 AM
Aveyond attempts to dodge all the property damage
"ANYONE GOT A BOOK?"
"NO! NOT ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE KEEPING THE SHOW FAMILY FRIENDLYYYYY..." The bomb explodes, turning Puma back to normal form. He looks up at Kickbot and laughs nervously.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish.""AVIEEEEEE!!"
Tropes rushes in to protect Avie.
Kickbot, meanwhile, kicks a tree next to Puma, causing it to fall towards him...
Junon smirks at Marcia for acting as a good distraction. Uncle moves next to Junon and assists her with this complicated spell.
"Uncle! Together with you!"
"We'll surpass all reason!"
"To put an end to everything!"
Junon and Uncle create a massive rune, summoning three holy spirits, which attempt to surround Kickbot. If they're successful, they fire powerful eye lasers at Kickbot.
Kickbot is consumed by the flames...however, after a second it is apparent they aren't harming him in any way.
FOOLS!
Kickbot jumps up in the air. He unleashes several rapid-fire attacks: a Blue Shell at Zan, a giant molten hand at Bob, weird candy bombs at Alivia, and a shower of kitty litter at Taco.
Edited by TropesForever on Apr 24th 2019 at 1:37:13 AM
"Now, isn't that thematically appropriate. Oh, well."
Bob spreads his arms.
"May death take me quickly."
The molten hand crashes into Bob, flinging him to the ground, lighting him on fire and breaking his bones for the second time this episode, but not killing him.
"......Ow."
Enough death. Enough life.The camera zooms in on Puma again. Mozart's "Lacrimosa" plays as Puma shuts his eyes, waiting for the tree to land.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Apr 23rd 2019 at 11:51:52 AM
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Zanreo also shoots a beam at it for good measure. "Hey, we're trying to escape, so cameras can't be any good"
"Leftover items still have value!"