Don't step on the flowers.
"An ommniwhatnow? Ommni hyperdeath generator? ...Wouldn't that cause, y'know, death?"
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
I like pineapple on my pizza.
"Anyways I'll be streaming Chuggaaconroy" he stares at his phone
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"I blame my marketing department. And do you know who my marketing department is? It's me! Because I don't have a budget, and name everything to be as ominous and cool as I can! Of course, by "don't have a budget," I mean I don't have any actual money, and that the studio is paying for all my mad science equipment. Hey, maybe I should build a marketing robot, and this post wasn't stream of consciousness at all!"
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Schrodinger's Human
"Can I join in your mad scientist antics? I have some fancy ideas too."
Everything that lives is designed to end.
The Hope, The Hero
"Really, I appreciate the gesture, mate, but I don't trust the sound of that generator. I'll just take the batteries from this remote instead!"
(He quickly takes the batteries out of the TV remote and puts them in his Gundam keys. He presses the button to test, and the Gundam blinks it's eyes while going chirp-chirp.)
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"So, I have the greatest plan for a mecha. It uses the OYU for power, because it's awesome, and includes a few features from a bunch of fictional robots, like the Shinkiro's shield, Star Dream's space wings, and a buttload of lasers and missiles. The problem is, the network isn't willing to fund it because Nintendo would sue them for ripping off Kirby. So, anyone have some extra budget, or maybe some spare superweapons lying around?"
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
The Hope, The Hero
"I know there's a Beam Magnum in the back."
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"Hey! We need a plot! You think you hate them, but when we have a plot, that's when everyone starts doing things! And it's not my turn this time!"
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
How about we go camping at a boot camp in an Old West prison, run out of money, turn into babies and babysit each other, feud, get separated based on gender, go time travelling, avoid a storm, put on a play, and then forget everything?
Not Sherlock Holmes
"No, that's WAY too much."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Schrodinger's Human
"Let's just travel the Multiverse, then. I mean, Multiverse is always a fun place, right?"
Everything that lives is designed to end.
The Hope, The Hero
"Don't get me wrong, travelling the Multiverse sounds fun and all, but what happens if we enter a universe where Anyone Can Die, like Gundam?"
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Schrodinger's Human
"But I thought this show prohibits death. Or does it? Well, anyways, you've got a point. It's too dangerous."
Drinks... something
"Maybe we should create a game tournament, Mario Party style (ruined friendship excluded)"
Everything that lives is designed to end.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco steps in. "This show never prevented death. Watch."
He turned around. "Kim-Jong, come over here!"
Kim-Jong Un stepped toward Taco. Yeah?
Taco pulled out a revolver and fired a round into Kim-Jong's stomach, killing him. "See?"
Huzzah
The Hope, The Hero
"Dude, what the hell?!"
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Schrodinger's Human
"I never really liked that guy, but that's just a dick move, don't you think?"
Everything that lives is designed to end.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"What, you mean killing the fugitive fascist dictator? Sorry not sorry."
Huzzah
Schrodinger's Human
"Killing dictators is fine, if it's done with style (and lots of molotov cocktails). It's just... I don't know, this abruptness seemed dickish. He seemed to listen to you for whatever reason, so I guess that's what made me think it was a dick move. If it was an elaborate assassination plot, then bravo to you."
edited 4th Aug '17 4:03:05 AM by kaalban
Everything that lives is designed to end.
The Hope, The Hero
Seeing as I'm still relatively new to this Tropers-in-a-series thing, I have no idea what Kim was like before you decided to shoot him in the bloody gut.
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Don't step on the flowers.
"Now that Kim Jon whatever is dead, this feels more like an episode of South Park. What's next, a musical number about how pathetic X is?"
"Also, what the heck? I mean, Kim Jon idiotface is dead, yay, but was that really nessassary? Listen, I could easily just kill Hitler by teleporting him right now, but seeing that Taco just killed another idiot dictator... I think that'll just ruin the joke."
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Schrodinger's Human
"So, let's get on topic people... The plot. We have to settle with something. I still stand by the Mario Party-esque tournament."
Everything that lives is designed to end.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"The difference is Kim-Jong is reoccurring, so he's has his chance, so now he pays."
Huzzah
The Hope, The Hero
"The Mario-Party thing sounds cool. Don't worry about any Gundams entering the picture or anything like that."
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
Schrodinger's Human
"Gundams, as well as any (non-too-disturbing) fictional elements are always welcome! So, we can actually have Gundams fighting dragons!"
"Also, about Kim-dictator dying... At least I hope there won't be any problems with Koreas' reunification here. In RL... it's simple a bag of eldritch worms waiting to devour sanity and money."
Everything that lives is designed to end.
"Wanna borrow my Omnideath Yottajoule Ultragenerator?"
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!