Tropers: The Series

“C’mon, dirtbag! Spill the beans or I’ll show you Rage Against The Status Quo! Which is now available on DVD, along with the rest of season 1 and seasons 2-4.”

”You wouldn’t dare!”

“Try me, you scumball.. er, I mean, scumbag.”

Edited by TalesofUnder on Jan 18th 2019 at 4:30:36 AM

Bob twirls one of his shotguns, smacking himself in the face.

Zanreo also gets out a laser knife.

(Tlales turns the TV on. It shows Rage Against the Status Quo.)

PAST TALES: Dang it.

”Ok, I’ll talk, I’ll talk! Jesus....”

“Why did you kill Steve Urkel?”

”Steve Urkel? I was confessing that I cheated on my wife! But if you really want to know about him, I saw him on the night of the murder: he wasn’t murdered, he mixed up the cyanide capsules with the food capsules!”

“Huh. I guess it really was an accident.”

"Well, guess that solves that..."

"So, the episode's over then?"

(oops)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jan 20th 2019 at 5:37:08 AM

“So is the episode over then?”

“Is the episode over then?”

"Yeah, unless someone wants to get in some last words before we wrap this up."

"I'm hungry. Who wants pizza for dinner?"
(Cue canned laughter.)

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Jan 20th 2019 at 5:42:26 AM

Season Five, Episode Five: The Tropesberg Rebellion

Puma is lying on the couch, watching a documentary about predatory animals. He sighs as he watches a cheetah chase a gazelle.

"I don't know what's come over me," he says to nobody in particular. "I'm glad the mystery last episode was solved, but I'm kind of disappointed that that random person was just a random person, and I didn't really get to fight."

(Tales wakes up, delirious.)

“Say, that’s a nice pet rock you got there, Gangrenous F. May I have pudding?”

Meanwhile, Junon is unpacking. She was disappointed with her vacation. Who could blame her? She was forced to act as the land's savior while the hero is off fighting for the country in diplomatic bloodsports. She's even dressed up as the savior himself.

(Chey is washing the breakfast dishes.)
"It's quite a shame about Urkel...."

Bob is sitting in his chair, reading a newspaper in an unknown language.

"Agree" Zanreo says to Puma, "kinda wish we actually got someone to fight..."

Taco is enthusiastically reading a book, titled “The History of Tropesberg”.

“Ah! The glory days of our micronation turned city!”

(Tales yells “SCOTCH AND WATER!” to Chey.)

"The History of Tropesberg", huh? Junon never heard of that book before. Where the heck did Badger buy that book? Mississippi?

"Interesting book. What's it about," inquires Junon as she places a replica of Hyrule's prosperity in the shelf.

Puma turns down the TV volume and sits up.

"Yeah, what did happen in our town's past?"

Edited by DrNoPuma on Jan 20th 2019 at 7:58:28 AM

(Tales’s inebriation wears off.)

“Ooh, nice history book. What’s in it? The Great Werecreature Rebellion of XXXX? Or how about the Battle Of The Wars?”

“Well, as you might guess, the book is about the History of our beloved city. Basically, there were a thriving colony of loners and outsiders hidden in the middle of the North American wild. Unbeknownst to the early Tropesbergians, America developed around them, obvious to Tropesberg. Once they discovered each other, Tropesberg fought for their independence. It was quite the story.”

“Well, those stories aren’t till much later, Tales.”

Edited by TacoBadger on Jan 20th 2019 at 7:04:39 AM

“Wait a minute. Don’t tell me that we’re becoming an educational show! Never thought we’d jump that shark so soon.....”